🚗🐘 They both have trunks! 🐘🚗
Explanation: Both a car and an elephant have something in common: their trunks! While elephants use their trunks for various tasks like picking up food or spraying water, cars have their own "trunks" in the form of front compartments or trunks at the back where we can store our belongings. It's a playful way to connect two completely different things in a light-hearted and humorous manner. 🤩
Hassan (Guest) on December 27, 2019
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on December 14, 2019
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨
Raha (Guest) on December 3, 2019
😆 Laughing so hard right now!
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on December 3, 2019
😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!
Nassor (Guest) on November 30, 2019
😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on November 30, 2019
Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂
Arifa (Guest) on November 26, 2019
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
Daniel Obura (Guest) on November 23, 2019
I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆
Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on November 17, 2019
The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️
Sarafina (Guest) on November 11, 2019
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦♀️
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on November 8, 2019
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾
Kiza (Guest) on November 1, 2019
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂
Mjaka (Guest) on October 30, 2019
Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶
Francis Njeru (Guest) on October 29, 2019
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on October 25, 2019
This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆
Mwanaidi (Guest) on October 12, 2019
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
Abdullah (Guest) on October 10, 2019
😅 I’m still cracking up!
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on October 5, 2019
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔
Rehema (Guest) on September 23, 2019
This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂
Abubakari (Guest) on September 20, 2019
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷♀️
Mgeni (Guest) on September 12, 2019
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴♀️😴
Biashara (Guest) on September 11, 2019
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔
Ann Awino (Guest) on September 6, 2019
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on August 22, 2019
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on August 20, 2019
😃 Instant mood boost!
Ramadhan (Guest) on August 15, 2019
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴
Ramadhan (Guest) on August 6, 2019
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅
Mary Kendi (Guest) on August 5, 2019
😄 Too good!
Grace Minja (Guest) on August 4, 2019
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋
Frank Macha (Guest) on July 28, 2019
I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️♂️😆
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on July 18, 2019
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿
Kiza (Guest) on July 15, 2019
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵
Furaha (Guest) on July 11, 2019
The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼
Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on July 4, 2019
I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩💼
Nuru (Guest) on June 29, 2019
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
Charles Mchome (Guest) on June 28, 2019
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
Frank Macha (Guest) on June 25, 2019
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷♂️😆
Josephine (Guest) on June 25, 2019
😁 Added to my favorites!
David Chacha (Guest) on June 24, 2019
Love this! Keep them coming! 😁
Issa (Guest) on June 20, 2019
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔
Yahya (Guest) on June 19, 2019
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔
Mazrui (Guest) on June 10, 2019
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴☠️🎶
Issack (Guest) on June 3, 2019
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️
Farida (Guest) on May 24, 2019
🤣 Didn’t see it coming!
Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on May 8, 2019
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on May 6, 2019
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on April 25, 2019
What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤
Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on April 24, 2019
I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on April 24, 2019
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️
Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on April 22, 2019
😅 I’m still chuckling at this!
Kahina (Guest) on April 16, 2019
I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏
Nancy Kabura (Guest) on April 1, 2019
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on April 1, 2019
Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃♀️🥵
Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on March 24, 2019
I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷♂️
Nancy Kabura (Guest) on March 23, 2019
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃
Alice Jebet (Guest) on March 20, 2019
I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆
George Tenga (Guest) on March 17, 2019
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽
Nancy Komba (Guest) on March 16, 2019
🤣 This joke just made my whole day!
Maimuna (Guest) on March 14, 2019
🤣 Sharing this right now!
Victor Kimario (Guest) on March 5, 2019
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄