Answer: The turkey stayed in a "gobble-tel"! ๐ฆ๐จ
Explanation: This humorous answer plays on the word "hotel" by replacing it with "gobble-tel," creating a funny image of the turkey enjoying a little vacation before being roasted. The use of the turkey emoji adds to the playful and cheerful tone of the response.
Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on December 3, 2019
When nothing goes right, go left. โฌ ๏ธ๐งญ
Rashid (Guest) on December 1, 2019
๐ Iโm still cracking up!
Ali (Guest) on November 25, 2019
๐คฃ This oneโs fire!
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on November 22, 2019
Whatโs a snowmanโs favorite snack? Ice Krispies! โ๐
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on November 16, 2019
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasnโt tried chocolate. ๐ซ๐
Lucy Mushi (Guest) on November 13, 2019
Hilarious! This oneโs going into my favorites! ๐
Alice Mrema (Guest) on November 11, 2019
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. โฐ๐ผ
Khalifa (Guest) on November 6, 2019
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you canโt laugh at yourself, call meโIโll laugh at you. ๐คฃ๐
Daniel Obura (Guest) on November 2, 2019
๐ So funny!
Patrick Akech (Guest) on October 25, 2019
Iโm on a whiskey diet. Iโve lost three days already. ๐ฅ๐
Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on October 17, 2019
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! ๐ธ๐ป
Christopher Oloo (Guest) on October 17, 2019
Iโm not overweight. Iโm just under-tall. ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐ค
Furaha (Guest) on October 14, 2019
Iโm not shy. Iโm holding back my awesomeness so I donโt intimidate you. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐
Khalifa (Guest) on October 9, 2019
This joke deserves an award! ๐
Josephine (Guest) on October 7, 2019
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what Iโm doing. ๐โโ๏ธ๐ด
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on October 5, 2019
What do you call a boomerang that doesnโt come back? A stick! ๐ช๐ฟ
Mjaka (Guest) on September 30, 2019
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. ๐ง๐คฒ
Mwanaidi (Guest) on September 27, 2019
I love my computer because my friends live in it. ๐ป๐
Mary Sokoine (Guest) on September 14, 2019
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! ๐ฅ๐
Sharifa (Guest) on September 7, 2019
Iโm not late. Iโm just very early for tomorrow. โฐ๐
Mary Kidata (Guest) on September 5, 2019
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while Iโm talking on it. ๐ฑ๐คฆโโ๏ธ
Jamal (Guest) on August 30, 2019
I havenโt even gone to bed yet, and I already canโt wait to come home from work tomorrow. ๐๐
Alice Mrema (Guest) on August 29, 2019
Iโm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. ๐ง ๐คฏ
Jamal (Guest) on August 27, 2019
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! ๐ดโโ๏ธ๐ด
Jane Malecela (Guest) on August 18, 2019
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why Iโm gaining weight. ๐๐
Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on August 12, 2019
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I donโt know Y. ๐ ๐ค
Salum (Guest) on August 8, 2019
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. ๐๐คฃ
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on August 7, 2019
Iโm not arguing, Iโm just explaining why Iโm right. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on July 22, 2019
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. ๐๐
Majid (Guest) on July 19, 2019
Iโve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
Kheri (Guest) on July 15, 2019
If weโre not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? ๐ง๐
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on July 6, 2019
๐ Pure comedy gold!
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on June 13, 2019
Iโm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. ๐ด๐
Victor Malima (Guest) on June 10, 2019
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? ๐๏ธ๐ง
Saidi (Guest) on June 5, 2019
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. ๐ ๐๏ธ
Hawa (Guest) on May 30, 2019
๐ Iโm still chuckling at this!
Biashara (Guest) on May 17, 2019
Why canโt you trust stairs? Because theyโre always up to something! ๐๐ค
John Kamande (Guest) on May 11, 2019
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. ๐ซ๐โโ๏ธ
John Lissu (Guest) on May 6, 2019
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you canโt laugh at yourself, call meโIโll laugh at you. ๐๐
Rukia (Guest) on April 29, 2019
I smile because I donโt know whatโs going on. ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
Peter Mbise (Guest) on April 20, 2019
๐ I can't stop laughing at this one!
Amir (Guest) on April 19, 2019
I hate when Iโm singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. ๐ค๐คทโโ๏ธ
Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on April 16, 2019
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. ๐๏ธ๐ด
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on March 30, 2019
๐ This is an absolute gem of a joke!
Martin Otieno (Guest) on March 28, 2019
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! ๐โจ
Zuhura (Guest) on March 21, 2019
I have a degree in sarcasm. ๐๐
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on February 23, 2019
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasnโt peeling well! ๐๐ค
Linda Karimi (Guest) on February 23, 2019
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! ๐๐จ
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on February 19, 2019
This one really got me, what a punchline! ๐
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on February 19, 2019
Iโve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. ๐๐
Khalifa (Guest) on February 10, 2019
๐ Iโm dying over here!
Abdullah (Guest) on February 4, 2019
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! ๐ช๐ฅ
Janet Sumari (Guest) on January 30, 2019
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! ๐๐
Wande (Guest) on January 22, 2019
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! ๐ธ๐น
Mwagonda (Guest) on January 22, 2019
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. ๐คข๐ค
Michael Mboya (Guest) on January 20, 2019
๐ Iโm still laughing!
Mgeni (Guest) on January 19, 2019
Iโm not weird, Iโm limited edition. ๐ฆ๐
Rabia (Guest) on January 5, 2019
Why donโt basketball players ever go on vacation? Theyโre afraid of traveling! ๐โ๏ธ
Grace Minja (Guest) on January 4, 2019
๐ Iโm literally in stitches right now!
Nchi (Guest) on December 17, 2018
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! ๐ฐ๏ธ๐พ