Rabia (Guest) on January 18, 2020

What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on January 17, 2020

What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭

Zakaria (Guest) on January 16, 2020

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜

Rahma (Guest) on January 12, 2020

How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳

Kijakazi (Guest) on January 10, 2020

I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔

Salma (Guest) on January 9, 2020

What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙‍♀️📖

Martin Otieno (Guest) on January 7, 2020

Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on December 13, 2019

Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on December 12, 2019

I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on December 10, 2019

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅

Halima (Guest) on December 10, 2019

I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸‍♂️

Francis Mrope (Guest) on December 3, 2019

Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜

Habiba (Guest) on December 2, 2019

😂 This joke just made my day!

Victor Malima (Guest) on November 26, 2019

How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋

Charles Mchome (Guest) on November 21, 2019

😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!

Kevin Maina (Guest) on October 30, 2019

😅 I’m still chuckling at this!

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on October 28, 2019

You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷‍♂️

Martin Otieno (Guest) on October 26, 2019

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭

Sofia (Guest) on October 20, 2019

I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on October 17, 2019

Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on October 8, 2019

What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔

Kassim (Guest) on October 1, 2019

I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆

David Ochieng (Guest) on September 28, 2019

I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍‍♂️🍔

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on September 26, 2019

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫

Umi (Guest) on September 22, 2019

😂 This is too funny!

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on September 19, 2019

😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!

Nashon (Guest) on September 13, 2019

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨

Baraka (Guest) on September 9, 2019

I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧

Mwanaidha (Guest) on September 8, 2019

I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂

Mwajabu (Guest) on August 14, 2019

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸‍♂️💪

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on August 8, 2019

How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on July 31, 2019

They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶‍♂️🏡

Nchi (Guest) on July 28, 2019

Love this! Keep them coming! 😁

Anna Mchome (Guest) on July 20, 2019

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on July 20, 2019

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟

George Mallya (Guest) on July 14, 2019

Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on July 5, 2019

If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on June 27, 2019

The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on June 22, 2019

Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞

Ramadhan (Guest) on June 21, 2019

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋

Nyota (Guest) on June 21, 2019

Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆

Mwalimu (Guest) on June 17, 2019

How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰

Mchuma (Guest) on June 14, 2019

😄 This is pure brilliance!

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on June 13, 2019

I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on June 10, 2019

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️

Irene Akoth (Guest) on June 4, 2019

I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴

Raha (Guest) on June 3, 2019

😆 This one really got me!

Latifa (Guest) on May 28, 2019

Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰

Ann Awino (Guest) on May 9, 2019

I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷‍♂️

Salima (Guest) on May 7, 2019

My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼

Ndoto (Guest) on April 26, 2019

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on April 20, 2019

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Tabu (Guest) on April 20, 2019

I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣

Masika (Guest) on April 14, 2019

Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡

Jaffar (Guest) on April 9, 2019

How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻

Mzee (Guest) on April 9, 2019

I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on April 4, 2019

How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on March 8, 2019

I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Sharifa (Guest) on March 7, 2019

😄 Nailed it!

Salima (Guest) on February 12, 2019

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔