What did the squirrel give for Valentine’s Day?

Sarah Karani (Guest) on November 6, 2019

How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺

Victor Kimario (Guest) on October 31, 2019

Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on October 26, 2019

😂 Gotta save this!

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on October 22, 2019

🤣 Sending this now!

Shukuru (Guest) on October 1, 2019

I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on September 27, 2019

What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on September 21, 2019

Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣

Rashid (Guest) on September 16, 2019

Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on September 15, 2019

I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on September 15, 2019

Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅‍♂️

Binti (Guest) on September 9, 2019

😄 You got me good!

Linda Karimi (Guest) on August 14, 2019

This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆

Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on August 6, 2019

I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋

Zakia (Guest) on July 31, 2019

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜

Nancy Komba (Guest) on July 17, 2019

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on July 15, 2019

What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on July 9, 2019

Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻

Rubea (Guest) on July 7, 2019

Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️‍♂️

Tambwe (Guest) on June 17, 2019

Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯‍♂️

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on June 13, 2019

How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷‍♂️🏗️

Salima (Guest) on June 11, 2019

I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷

Zainab (Guest) on June 2, 2019

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Susan Wangari (Guest) on June 2, 2019

Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on May 31, 2019

What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌

Sharifa (Guest) on May 30, 2019

Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️

John Mushi (Guest) on May 27, 2019

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋

George Wanjala (Guest) on May 18, 2019

I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪

Azima (Guest) on May 10, 2019

Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡

Mashaka (Guest) on May 2, 2019

Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤

Janet Sumari (Guest) on May 2, 2019

😄 What a joke!

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on May 1, 2019

I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍‍♂️🍔

Samuel Were (Guest) on April 27, 2019

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️

Shabani (Guest) on April 19, 2019

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on April 11, 2019

I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on April 2, 2019

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on March 24, 2019

What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤

Maimuna (Guest) on March 17, 2019

The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂

Mwanaidha (Guest) on March 9, 2019

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧

Mwanaidha (Guest) on March 9, 2019

I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on March 2, 2019

Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳

Shamim (Guest) on February 28, 2019

Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on February 4, 2019

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on January 26, 2019

Monday should be optional. 😴⏳

Kiza (Guest) on January 16, 2019

😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on January 12, 2019

I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮‍♂️

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on January 4, 2019

Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕

Ali (Guest) on December 29, 2018

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞

Mary Kidata (Guest) on December 27, 2018

What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖

Henry Mollel (Guest) on December 5, 2018

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗

Ahmed (Guest) on November 22, 2018

I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on November 9, 2018

I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩‍💼

Tambwe (Guest) on November 7, 2018

How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on November 4, 2018

Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟‍♂️😅

Mary Kendi (Guest) on November 3, 2018

What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃

Yahya (Guest) on October 27, 2018

Thanks Ackyshine

Moses Mwita (Guest) on October 27, 2018

My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on October 27, 2018

I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on October 14, 2018

I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️

Janet Wambura (Guest) on October 12, 2018

Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋

Nahida (Guest) on October 8, 2018

I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂