Short Answer: "You're attractive, let's stick together! 💖"
Explanation: The paper clip is making a playful pun by referring to the magnet as "attractive," which could mean both physically appealing and having the ability to attract objects. By saying "let's stick together," the paper clip is referring to how magnets attract objects, but also humorously suggesting a desire for a close relationship with the magnet. The use of the 💖 emoji adds a cheerful and affectionate tone to the conversation, making it funny and lighthearted.
Ahmed (Guest) on September 13, 2019
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️
Muslima (Guest) on September 11, 2019
Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯♂️
Masika (Guest) on August 30, 2019
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑
Rahim (Guest) on August 25, 2019
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻❄️🏠
Abubakari (Guest) on August 16, 2019
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on August 4, 2019
If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯
Susan Wangari (Guest) on July 30, 2019
What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴☠️🦵
Tambwe (Guest) on July 28, 2019
I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆
Masika (Guest) on July 26, 2019
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭
Abubakari (Guest) on July 15, 2019
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅♂️
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on July 10, 2019
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂
Omari (Guest) on July 8, 2019
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋
Salma (Guest) on June 27, 2019
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶♂️
James Kawawa (Guest) on June 19, 2019
I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆
Violet Mumo (Guest) on June 17, 2019
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠
Omar (Guest) on June 11, 2019
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭
Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on June 7, 2019
What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴☠️🥬
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on June 6, 2019
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on June 6, 2019
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄
Hassan (Guest) on June 3, 2019
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸
Mchuma (Guest) on May 31, 2019
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔
Christopher Oloo (Guest) on May 28, 2019
I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹
David Sokoine (Guest) on May 18, 2019
Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on May 17, 2019
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on May 16, 2019
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃
Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on May 12, 2019
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤
Fikiri (Guest) on May 10, 2019
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️
Anna Mchome (Guest) on May 5, 2019
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥
Mwanakhamis (Guest) on May 1, 2019
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️
Linda Karimi (Guest) on April 23, 2019
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏
Fatuma (Guest) on April 22, 2019
😅 I’m still cracking up!
Halima (Guest) on April 21, 2019
🤣 That punchline was unexpected!
Leila (Guest) on April 21, 2019
I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅
Lucy Mushi (Guest) on April 14, 2019
This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣
Fikiri (Guest) on April 4, 2019
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷♂️😎
Mwagonda (Guest) on March 18, 2019
Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on March 13, 2019
😆 Totally hilarious!
Azima (Guest) on February 26, 2019
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on February 24, 2019
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼
John Mwangi (Guest) on February 23, 2019
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷♂️
Masika (Guest) on February 10, 2019
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍♂️
Asha (Guest) on February 10, 2019
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰
Ibrahim (Guest) on February 7, 2019
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊
Amina (Guest) on January 27, 2019
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on January 15, 2019
😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!
John Mushi (Guest) on January 10, 2019
😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!
Robert Okello (Guest) on January 2, 2019
Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️
Abubakari (Guest) on January 2, 2019
😁 Best laugh of the day!
Omar (Guest) on December 30, 2018
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
Hashim (Guest) on December 28, 2018
What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕
George Mallya (Guest) on December 21, 2018
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥
Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on December 18, 2018
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on December 17, 2018
😂 Sharing right away!
Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on December 9, 2018
I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬
Kazija (Guest) on December 6, 2018
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣
James Kawawa (Guest) on December 2, 2018
If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩👧🤷♂️
Victor Kimario (Guest) on November 21, 2018
😄 Nailed it!
Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on November 8, 2018
Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄
Peter Mbise (Guest) on November 4, 2018
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵
Mohamed (Guest) on October 29, 2018
I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎