What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
🌹 A heartfelt embrace and a bouquet of lovely carrots! 🥕🥕
Explanation:
The farmer gave his wife a bouquet of carrots instead of flowers because, well, he's a farmer! It's a playful and humorous twist on the traditional Valentine's Day gift. Plus, who wouldn't appreciate a bunch of fresh and crunchy carrots? 🥕😄
Brian Karanja (Guest) on July 25, 2019
Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍
Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on July 20, 2019
🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!
Farida (Guest) on July 18, 2019
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔
John Malisa (Guest) on July 18, 2019
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃
Monica Lissu (Guest) on July 14, 2019
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on July 6, 2019
This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯
Fadhila (Guest) on June 30, 2019
😆 Still cracking up!
Mwajuma (Guest) on June 21, 2019
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶♂️
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on June 16, 2019
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠
Jane Muthui (Guest) on June 16, 2019
😂 Gotta save this!
Miriam Mchome (Guest) on June 15, 2019
My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠
Josephine Nduta (Guest) on June 13, 2019
What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍
Mary Kendi (Guest) on June 4, 2019
What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️
James Malima (Guest) on May 30, 2019
😆 Rolling on the floor!
Mwanahawa (Guest) on May 26, 2019
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰
Mary Mrope (Guest) on May 21, 2019
😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!
Mary Njeri (Guest) on May 3, 2019
😄 You got me good!
John Kamande (Guest) on April 14, 2019
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙
Lucy Wangui (Guest) on April 9, 2019
I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄
Janet Wambura (Guest) on March 18, 2019
This is pure comedy gold! 😄
Hashim (Guest) on March 17, 2019
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆
Nancy Kabura (Guest) on March 17, 2019
🤣 Brilliant joke!
David Sokoine (Guest) on March 16, 2019
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗
Issa (Guest) on March 7, 2019
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣
Ali (Guest) on March 6, 2019
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣
Sharifa (Guest) on March 5, 2019
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹
Mary Kidata (Guest) on March 2, 2019
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔
Mwinyi (Guest) on February 27, 2019
😂 This is too funny!
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on February 25, 2019
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️
Mtumwa (Guest) on February 19, 2019
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
Sarah Karani (Guest) on February 16, 2019
😆 That punchline!
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on February 11, 2019
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on February 4, 2019
Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂
Joy Wacera (Guest) on January 30, 2019
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂
Shabani (Guest) on January 26, 2019
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒
Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on January 20, 2019
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋♀️
Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on January 16, 2019
Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷♂️
Victor Sokoine (Guest) on January 15, 2019
😂 I’m seriously crying over here!
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on January 9, 2019
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴
Mwalimu (Guest) on January 5, 2019
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬
Hamida (Guest) on December 31, 2018
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷♂️🤔
Mjaka (Guest) on December 21, 2018
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔
Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on December 20, 2018
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋
Wande (Guest) on December 20, 2018
Thanks Ackyshine
Peter Otieno (Guest) on December 15, 2018
Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️
Josephine Nduta (Guest) on December 8, 2018
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬
Mwanajuma (Guest) on December 8, 2018
You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒
Nassar (Guest) on November 29, 2018
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤
Zainab (Guest) on November 25, 2018
😄 What a joke!
Latifa (Guest) on November 22, 2018
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷♂️😎
Paul Ndomba (Guest) on November 13, 2018
I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷♂️
Hekima (Guest) on November 9, 2018
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜
Mwagonda (Guest) on November 7, 2018
😃 Instant mood boost!
Jabir (Guest) on November 4, 2018
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌
Fatuma (Guest) on October 23, 2018
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨💼
Amina (Guest) on October 20, 2018
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on October 15, 2018
What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤
Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on October 3, 2018
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️
Alice Jebet (Guest) on September 28, 2018
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒
Maida (Guest) on September 24, 2018
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡