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What did the farmer give his wife for Valentineโ€™s Day?

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What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?


๐ŸŒน A heartfelt embrace and a bouquet of lovely carrots! ๐Ÿฅ•๐Ÿฅ•


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The farmer gave his wife a bouquet of carrots instead of flowers because, well, he's a farmer! It's a playful and humorous twist on the traditional Valentine's Day gift. Plus, who wouldn't appreciate a bunch of fresh and crunchy carrots? ๐Ÿฅ•๐Ÿ˜„

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Brian Karanja (Guest) on July 25, 2019

Why donโ€™t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! ๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿ’

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๐Ÿคฃ Iโ€™m literally dying of laughter!

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I am on a 30-day diet. So far, Iโ€™ve lost 15 days. ๐Ÿ“…๐Ÿ”

John Malisa (Guest) on July 18, 2019

My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. ๐Ÿฉ๐Ÿ™ƒ

Monica Lissu (Guest) on July 14, 2019

What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! โœ๏ธ๐Ÿ“

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on July 6, 2019

This joke was on point! Love it! ๐ŸŽฏ

Fadhila (Guest) on June 30, 2019

๐Ÿ˜† Still cracking up!

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What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! ๐Ÿชฐ๐Ÿšถโ€โ™‚๏ธ

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on June 16, 2019

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? ๐Ÿš—๐Ÿ˜ 

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๐Ÿ˜‚ Gotta save this!

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My brain has too many tabs open. ๐Ÿ’ป๐Ÿง 

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Whatโ€™s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! ๐Ÿช‚๐ŸŒ

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๐Ÿ˜† Rolling on the floor!

Mwanahawa (Guest) on May 26, 2019

Brilliant! The timing was perfect! โฐ

Mary Mrope (Guest) on May 21, 2019

๐Ÿ˜‚ Iโ€™m sending this to everyone I know!

Mary Njeri (Guest) on May 3, 2019

๐Ÿ˜„ You got me good!

John Kamande (Guest) on April 14, 2019

Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! ๐Ÿฅœ๐Ÿ™

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Iโ€™m not weird; Iโ€™m limited edition. ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿฆ„

Janet Wambura (Guest) on March 18, 2019

This is pure comedy gold! ๐Ÿ˜„

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I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. โฑ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜†

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on March 17, 2019

๐Ÿคฃ Brilliant joke!

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What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿš—

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Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! ๐Ÿคฃ

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I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. โค๏ธ๐Ÿ”

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๐Ÿ˜‚ This is too funny!

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Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! ๐ŸŸโš–๏ธ

Mtumwa (Guest) on February 19, 2019

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! ๐Ÿ‡๐Ÿท

Sarah Karani (Guest) on February 16, 2019

๐Ÿ˜† That punchline!

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Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ’ฌ

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Sometimes I drink waterโ€”just to surprise my liver. ๐Ÿฅค๐Ÿ˜‚

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I told myself I should stop drinking, but Iโ€™m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿ˜‚

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Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasnโ€™t peeling well! ๐ŸŒ๐Ÿค’

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If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. โ˜•๐Ÿ™‹โ€โ™€๏ธ

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Why was the math book always confused? It couldnโ€™t figure anything out! ๐Ÿ“˜๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ

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๐Ÿ˜‚ Iโ€™m seriously crying over here!

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I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ˜ด

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What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! ๐Ÿป๐Ÿฌ

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I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿค”

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If Cinderellaโ€™s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿค”

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What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! ๐ŸŒŠ๐Ÿ‘‹

Wande (Guest) on December 20, 2018

Thanks Ackyshine

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Why donโ€™t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! ๐Ÿ”๏ธโ„๏ธ

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on December 8, 2018

If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. ๐Ÿ›Œ๐Ÿ’ฌ

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You know youโ€™re an adult when you get excited about things like โ€˜cleaning supplies.โ€™ ๐Ÿงผ๐Ÿ›’

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What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! ๐Ÿ‚๐Ÿ’ค

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Why donโ€™t oysters share their pearls? Because theyโ€™re shellfish! ๐Ÿฆช๐Ÿ˜œ

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๐Ÿ˜ƒ Instant mood boost!

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I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. โšก๐Ÿ˜Œ

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