Short Answer: Because it was suspected of fowl play! ๐ฆ๐
Explanation: The turkey was arrested because it was involved in some mischief or mischievous activity, which is known as "fowl play" (a pun on "foul play" and the fact that turkeys are a type of fowl). The use of the turkey emoji adds a playful and humorous touch to the answer.
John Mushi (Guest) on November 20, 2020
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. ๐ต๐ถโโ๏ธ
Zuhura (Guest) on November 19, 2020
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! ๐ฐ๏ธ๐พ
Nahida (Guest) on November 17, 2020
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! โฑ๏ธ๐
Mwanaidha (Guest) on November 1, 2020
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! ๐๐ฏ
Sarah Achieng (Guest) on October 16, 2020
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ถ
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on October 16, 2020
I love long walks, especially when theyโre taken by people who annoy me. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐
Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on October 13, 2020
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. ๐๐
Furaha (Guest) on October 12, 2020
๐ This joke just made my day!
Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on September 30, 2020
I'm not lazy; Iโm just highly motivated to do nothing. ๐๏ธ๐
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on September 28, 2020
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! ๐ฅ๐ฅ
John Lissu (Guest) on September 22, 2020
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. ๐ง๐คฒ
Sarah Karani (Guest) on September 20, 2020
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! ๐พ๐ต
Mwajuma (Guest) on September 10, 2020
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? โฒ๏ธ๐ฝ๏ธ
Kazija (Guest) on September 7, 2020
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? ๐บ๐
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on September 2, 2020
My life feels like a test I didnโt study for. ๐๐คฏ
Frank Macha (Guest) on August 23, 2020
Why donโt skeletons fight each other? They donโt have the guts. ๐๐ฅ
Lucy Wangui (Guest) on August 21, 2020
Why donโt skeletons fight each other? They donโt have the guts! ๐ฆด๐
Diana Mallya (Guest) on August 14, 2020
Whatโs the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! ๐ฃ๐บ
Janet Mwikali (Guest) on August 2, 2020
๐ I had to share this with everyone!
Abdullah (Guest) on August 2, 2020
๐คฃ Pure genius!
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on July 30, 2020
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! โณ๐
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on July 22, 2020
I donโt need a mood ring; I have a face. ๐๐ฌ
Leila (Guest) on July 22, 2020
This joke just made my dayโhilarious! ๐คฃ
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on July 12, 2020
๐ Bookmarking this!
Jane Muthui (Guest) on July 11, 2020
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! ๐
John Mushi (Guest) on June 21, 2020
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! ๐ ๐
Salima (Guest) on June 21, 2020
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, youโre innocent.' ๐ฌ๐
Grace Wairimu (Guest) on June 16, 2020
Why are spiders great at websites? Because theyโre always catching bugs! ๐ท๏ธ๐ป
Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on June 6, 2020
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! ๐ฆจโ๏ธ
Susan Wangari (Guest) on June 2, 2020
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, Iโd be rich... and probably still hungry. ๐๐ต
Mhina (Guest) on May 20, 2020
Iโm still cracking up, that was brilliant! ๐คฃ
Grace Wairimu (Guest) on May 6, 2020
Iโm not arguing, Iโm just explaining why Iโm right. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on May 3, 2020
Iโm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. โณ๐
Juma (Guest) on April 30, 2020
How do you throw a space party? You planet! ๐ช๐
Mwalimu (Guest) on April 21, 2020
My alone time is for everyoneโs safety. ๐ท๐
Michael Onyango (Guest) on April 20, 2020
Love this! Keep them coming! ๐
Saidi (Guest) on April 14, 2020
๐คฃ Sharing this with everyone!
Grace Mligo (Guest) on April 10, 2020
I donโt make mistakes. I date them. ๐๐
Sharifa (Guest) on April 9, 2020
Why donโt mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! ๐๏ธโ๏ธ
Farida (Guest) on April 7, 2020
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! ๐ฆ๐ฝ๏ธ
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on March 13, 2020
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. ๐๏ธ๐ญ
Kheri (Guest) on March 3, 2020
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. ๐ฐ๐คฃ
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on February 26, 2020
This joke is going straight to my favorites! ๐
Mwanaidha (Guest) on February 12, 2020
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. ๐ผ๐ด
Amani (Guest) on February 10, 2020
I put my phone in airplane mode, but itโs not flying! โ๏ธ๐ฑ
Nancy Kabura (Guest) on February 10, 2020
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! ๐๐ฆถ
Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on February 7, 2020
Dieting is wishful shrinking. ๐ฉ๐
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on February 1, 2020
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. ๐ค๐
Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on January 26, 2020
Whatโs a snowmanโs favorite snack? Ice Krispies! โ๐
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on January 26, 2020
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. ๐ฒ๐ฎโโ๏ธ
Mariam (Guest) on January 16, 2020
๐ I havenโt laughed this hard in a while!
Nuru (Guest) on January 12, 2020
I canโt cook, but I can follow directionsโso if I fail, itโs the recipeโs fault. ๐ณ๐คทโโ๏ธ
Mwanaidha (Guest) on January 8, 2020
๐ Too good!
Mustafa (Guest) on January 7, 2020
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? ๐ด๐น
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on December 28, 2019
When I said Iโd do it later, I didnโt mean tomorrow. I meant next year. ๐ ๐
Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on December 24, 2019
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. ๐๏ธ๐
Bahati (Guest) on December 20, 2019
I have too many apps on my phone, but thereโs no app to keep track of them. ๐ฑ๐
Janet Sumari (Guest) on December 18, 2019
๐ Iโm completely obsessed with this!
Mwafirika (Guest) on December 1, 2019
I dusted once. It came back. Iโm not falling for that again. ๐งน๐
Nassar (Guest) on November 27, 2019
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! ๐ฑ๐