Polar "Bear"ctica! βοΈπ»
Explanation: Polar bears vote in "Bear"ctica because it's their icy homeland where they chill out and make important decisions. Just like us humans have our own countries to cast our votes, polar bears have their very own polar bear version of a voting place! π³οΈπ
Jackson Makori (Guest) on November 22, 2020
Whatβs a pirateβs favorite exercise? The plank! π΄ββ οΈπ¦΅
Baraka (Guest) on November 13, 2020
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! πβ°
Francis Njeru (Guest) on November 11, 2020
I donβt trip, I do random gravity checks. ππ€£
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on October 19, 2020
π This is too funny!
Leila (Guest) on September 25, 2020
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. π±πΌ
Patrick Akech (Guest) on September 21, 2020
π This is a keeper!
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on September 20, 2020
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, Iβve lost 15 days. π π
Anna Sumari (Guest) on September 13, 2020
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. π»π£οΈ
Yusuf (Guest) on September 11, 2020
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. π€π
Sekela (Guest) on September 5, 2020
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concernβ¦ π§ββοΈβοΈ
Rehema (Guest) on September 4, 2020
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! ππ
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on September 2, 2020
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! π¦π₯
David Kawawa (Guest) on August 25, 2020
Why was the math book always confused? It couldnβt figure anything out! ππ€·ββοΈ
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on August 14, 2020
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. ππͺ
Zainab (Guest) on August 13, 2020
Iβm not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. ππ©βπΌ
Ann Awino (Guest) on July 24, 2020
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! πͺπ₯
Alex Nakitare (Guest) on July 9, 2020
π Totally didnβt see that coming!
Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on June 18, 2020
If Monday had a face, Iβd punch it. π₯π
Hassan (Guest) on June 16, 2020
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! π₯π
Zakaria (Guest) on June 3, 2020
You canβt make everyone happy. Youβre not pizza. ππ€·ββοΈ
Jane Malecela (Guest) on May 19, 2020
Why donβt skeletons go to scary movies? They donβt have the guts! ππ¬
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on May 18, 2020
I canβt brain today. I has the dumb. π§ π€―
Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on May 3, 2020
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! π΄ββ οΈπ
Amina (Guest) on April 29, 2020
π€£ This one got me good!
Charles Mboje (Guest) on April 19, 2020
Donβt make me adult today. π¬π§Έ
Mustafa (Guest) on April 11, 2020
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! π€£
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on March 28, 2020
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, Iβd be rich... and probably still hungry. ππ΅
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on March 27, 2020
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! ππ―
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on March 26, 2020
I love long walks, especially when theyβre taken by people who annoy me. πΆββοΈπ
Ramadhan (Guest) on March 14, 2020
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! πΎπ
Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on March 13, 2020
Absolutely hilarious! Canβt get enough! π
James Kimani (Guest) on March 9, 2020
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! ππ
Joyce Nkya (Guest) on February 27, 2020
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. π±π΄
Paul Kamau (Guest) on February 27, 2020
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. ποΈπΆοΈ
Miriam Mchome (Guest) on February 26, 2020
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. ππ§ββοΈ
Rukia (Guest) on February 11, 2020
π You got me good!
Mhina (Guest) on February 11, 2020
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! π₯·π
Mary Kidata (Guest) on February 6, 2020
Why donβt scientists trust stairs? Theyβre always leading you up to something! π§ͺπͺ
Hekima (Guest) on February 3, 2020
Whatβs brown and sticky? A stick! πΏπ
Grace Mushi (Guest) on January 31, 2020
I smile because I donβt know whatβs going on. ππ€·ββοΈ
Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on January 22, 2020
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! π ποΈ
Umi (Guest) on January 21, 2020
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! ππ
Safiya (Guest) on January 12, 2020
I havenβt even gone to bed yet, and I already canβt wait to come home from work tomorrow. ππ
Anna Malela (Guest) on January 9, 2020
What do you call a boomerang that doesnβt come back? A stick! πͺπΏ
Mwagonda (Guest) on January 5, 2020
π This made me laugh out loud for real!
Irene Makena (Guest) on January 5, 2020
π This one really got me!
Husna (Guest) on December 13, 2019
Dear sleep, Iβm sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! π΄π
Amir (Guest) on December 12, 2019
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. π¦πΈ
Abubakar (Guest) on December 5, 2019
Why donβt you write with a broken pencil? Because itβs pointless! βοΈπ
Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on December 3, 2019
The road to success is always under construction. π§ποΈ
Mchuma (Guest) on December 3, 2019
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! ππ
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on November 21, 2019
I canβt believe how funny this is! π
Yahya (Guest) on November 18, 2019
Donβt you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. π€π¬
Baraka (Guest) on November 16, 2019
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. ππ
Mohamed (Guest) on November 12, 2019
I donβt care what the question is. The answer is pizza. ππ€€
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on November 5, 2019
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! ππ¦Ά
John Mushi (Guest) on October 31, 2019
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? ππ
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on October 31, 2019
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! ππ³
Rahma (Guest) on October 13, 2019
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. ποΈπ
Mchuma (Guest) on October 12, 2019
Dieting is wishful shrinking. π©π