Short Answer: It's time to see a tooth-hurty! 😁🦷
Explanation: This answer plays with the word "tooth-hurty" which sounds similar to "two-thirty." The joke is that when you have a toothache, it's time to see a dentist! The emoji adds a playful and cheerful tone to the response.
Fadhila (Guest) on February 23, 2021
My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯
Omar (Guest) on February 19, 2021
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on February 18, 2021
I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄
Abubakar (Guest) on February 5, 2021
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔
Peter Mbise (Guest) on January 26, 2021
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔
Jackson Makori (Guest) on January 20, 2021
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔
Amir (Guest) on January 19, 2021
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤
Lucy Mushi (Guest) on January 10, 2021
This joke deserves an award! 🏆
Grace Mligo (Guest) on January 10, 2021
I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂
Jafari (Guest) on January 7, 2021
😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!
Philip Nyaga (Guest) on December 15, 2020
Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️
Leila (Guest) on December 2, 2020
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸♀️❤️
Sharifa (Guest) on November 30, 2020
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️♀️
Francis Mtangi (Guest) on November 26, 2020
Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂
Francis Njeru (Guest) on November 20, 2020
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠
Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on November 19, 2020
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰
Kiza (Guest) on November 7, 2020
I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆
Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on November 6, 2020
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏
Baridi (Guest) on November 5, 2020
Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡
George Ndungu (Guest) on October 28, 2020
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅♂️
Aziza (Guest) on October 27, 2020
Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏
Nassar (Guest) on October 12, 2020
The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️
Ndoto (Guest) on October 6, 2020
I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸♂️😎
Nancy Komba (Guest) on September 27, 2020
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️
Grace Wairimu (Guest) on September 16, 2020
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️
Zakia (Guest) on September 15, 2020
😅 I’m still cracking up!
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on September 13, 2020
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮♂️
Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on September 11, 2020
Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜
Victor Kamau (Guest) on September 7, 2020
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
Jafari (Guest) on August 31, 2020
Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔
Abubakar (Guest) on August 17, 2020
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸♂️
David Kawawa (Guest) on August 16, 2020
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆♂️😂
Kevin Maina (Guest) on August 8, 2020
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅
Farida (Guest) on August 1, 2020
😅 I needed that!
Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on July 26, 2020
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️
Shukuru (Guest) on July 22, 2020
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️
Biashara (Guest) on June 30, 2020
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on June 29, 2020
I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on June 27, 2020
I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅
Mtumwa (Guest) on June 24, 2020
😄 Too good!
Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on June 19, 2020
I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷♂️
Stephen Mushi (Guest) on May 24, 2020
Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️♂️
Abdullah (Guest) on May 22, 2020
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
Farida (Guest) on May 21, 2020
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️
Furaha (Guest) on May 17, 2020
😂 I’m seriously crying over here!
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on May 15, 2020
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵
Anna Malela (Guest) on May 14, 2020
Thanks Ackyshine
Alice Jebet (Guest) on May 2, 2020
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️
Safiya (Guest) on April 29, 2020
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕
Furaha (Guest) on April 22, 2020
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕
Carol Nyakio (Guest) on April 6, 2020
I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on April 5, 2020
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌
Anna Mchome (Guest) on April 4, 2020
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️
Grace Minja (Guest) on April 3, 2020
Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on April 1, 2020
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭
Kiza (Guest) on March 26, 2020
😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on March 19, 2020
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣
Sarah Achieng (Guest) on February 25, 2020
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃
Mary Kendi (Guest) on February 15, 2020
😂 I’m saving this one!
Michael Mboya (Guest) on February 13, 2020
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊