What runs but never walks?

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on January 7, 2021

If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬

Janet Wambura (Guest) on December 25, 2020

😅 I’m still laughing!

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on December 19, 2020

I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on December 15, 2020

😃 Instant mood boost!

Asha (Guest) on December 15, 2020

Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on December 4, 2020

Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on December 2, 2020

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on November 28, 2020

I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️‍♂️🤏

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on November 22, 2020

How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏

Mazrui (Guest) on November 22, 2020

Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on November 20, 2020

The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰

James Mduma (Guest) on November 20, 2020

😄 Pure comedy gold!

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on November 18, 2020

😆 That punchline was epic!

Zubeida (Guest) on November 15, 2020

😆 Laughing so hard right now!

Baraka (Guest) on November 7, 2020

😆 Rolling on the floor!

Baraka (Guest) on November 5, 2020

😄 What a joke!

Safiya (Guest) on November 4, 2020

Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃‍♀️

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on November 2, 2020

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on October 15, 2020

The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼

Asha (Guest) on October 13, 2020

😆 I’m dying over here!

Aziza (Guest) on October 1, 2020

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on September 30, 2020

What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on September 7, 2020

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷‍♂️😎

Monica Lissu (Guest) on August 18, 2020

At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜

Josephine (Guest) on August 5, 2020

Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜

David Sokoine (Guest) on July 30, 2020

What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤

Abubakari (Guest) on July 30, 2020

What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨

Rahim (Guest) on July 17, 2020

How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷‍♂️🏗️

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on July 9, 2020

😄 This is pure brilliance!

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on July 8, 2020

I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on June 22, 2020

Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on June 16, 2020

How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃

Charles Mrope (Guest) on June 16, 2020

Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨‍🌾🏆

Maimuna (Guest) on June 5, 2020

Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on June 3, 2020

🤣 Sharing this with everyone!

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on June 1, 2020

I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖

Rose Waithera (Guest) on May 28, 2020

I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on May 27, 2020

😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on May 25, 2020

What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on May 14, 2020

I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆

Janet Sumari (Guest) on April 27, 2020

How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on April 24, 2020

I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on April 22, 2020

🤣 This joke is too good!

Grace Mushi (Guest) on April 11, 2020

You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on April 6, 2020

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on April 2, 2020

Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂

Zubeida (Guest) on March 31, 2020

Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰

Sarafina (Guest) on March 25, 2020

😄 Nailed it!

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on March 22, 2020

Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔

Mzee (Guest) on March 20, 2020

I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷

Michael Onyango (Guest) on March 19, 2020

I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸

Fikiri (Guest) on March 14, 2020

I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on March 8, 2020

What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on March 7, 2020

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏

Halima (Guest) on March 6, 2020

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂

Mwanaidha (Guest) on February 27, 2020

Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻

Nyota (Guest) on February 27, 2020

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Mwalimu (Guest) on February 23, 2020

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷‍♀️

David Kawawa (Guest) on February 5, 2020

I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷‍♂️😆

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on January 31, 2020

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉