Question: What kind of flower do you never want to get on Valentineโs Day?
Answer: Cauliflower! ๐ผ๐ฅฆ
Explanation: You definitely don't want to receive cauliflower on Valentine's Day because, well, it's not exactly the most romantic flower! While flowers like roses and tulips are traditional symbols of love and affection, receiving a bouquet of cauliflower would be quite unexpected and possibly confusing. Plus, who wants a bouquet of vegetables when they're expecting a beautiful arrangement of colorful blooms? ๐
John Kamande (Guest) on May 1, 2021
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! ๐ง๐
Mwafirika (Guest) on April 30, 2021
Monday should be optional. ๐ดโณ
Jane Malecela (Guest) on April 13, 2021
๐ This made me laugh out loud for real!
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on April 10, 2021
Why donโt melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! ๐๐
Nora Kidata (Guest) on March 30, 2021
I put my phone in airplane mode, but itโs not flying! โ๏ธ๐ฑ
Binti (Guest) on March 17, 2021
Life is too short to wear boring socks. ๐งฆ๐
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on March 15, 2021
I wonโt be impressed with technology until I can download food. ๐๐ป
Chum (Guest) on March 8, 2021
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! โ๏ธ๐
Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on March 1, 2021
Whatโs a snowmanโs favorite snack? Ice Krispies! โ๐
Zainab (Guest) on February 27, 2021
๐คฃ This joke is too good!
Jane Malecela (Guest) on February 26, 2021
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! ๐
Hekima (Guest) on February 25, 2021
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. ๐ฐ๐คฃ
David Musyoka (Guest) on February 12, 2021
๐คฃ This joke just made my whole day!
Shukuru (Guest) on January 28, 2021
๐ You got me!
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on January 23, 2021
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! ๐ผ๏ธ๐จ
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on January 10, 2021
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. ๐๐
Jafari (Guest) on January 10, 2021
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! ๐ธ๐น
Grace Njuguna (Guest) on December 30, 2020
I canโt believe how funny this is! ๐
Husna (Guest) on December 28, 2020
The best part of going to work is coming back home. ๐ก๐ผ
Fadhili (Guest) on December 25, 2020
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. ๐๏ธ๐
Amina (Guest) on December 24, 2020
Whatโs a snakeโs favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! ๐๐
Peter Mbise (Guest) on December 21, 2020
๐ Too good!
Mwanaidi (Guest) on December 10, 2020
Why donโt you write with a broken pencil? Because itโs pointless! โ๏ธ๐
Warda (Guest) on November 21, 2020
Why donโt bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! ๐๐ฏโโ๏ธ
Abdillah (Guest) on November 21, 2020
Whatโs a pirateโs favorite letter? You think itโs R, but it be the C! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐
Patrick Akech (Guest) on November 21, 2020
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! ๐๐ถ
Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on November 10, 2020
If you think nobody cares if youโre alive, try missing a couple of car payments. ๐๐ต
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on November 10, 2020
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. ๐ฉ๐
George Ndungu (Guest) on October 19, 2020
Just what I needed today! Thank you! ๐
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on October 3, 2020
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, Iโve lost 15 days. ๐ ๐
Henry Mollel (Guest) on September 30, 2020
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Whereโs popcorn? ๐ฝ๐ฟ
Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on September 25, 2020
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. ๐ ๐ โโ๏ธ
Peter Otieno (Guest) on September 20, 2020
๐ I canโt even breathe, so funny!
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on September 18, 2020
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! โณ๐
Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on September 13, 2020
I havenโt even gone to bed yet, and I already canโt wait to come home from work tomorrow. ๐๐
Halimah (Guest) on September 3, 2020
๐ Best laugh of the day!
Nassor (Guest) on August 30, 2020
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! ๐๐
Anna Sumari (Guest) on August 26, 2020
I canโt brain today. I has the dumb. ๐ง ๐คฏ
Juma (Guest) on August 24, 2020
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. ๐๐คฃ
Chris Okello (Guest) on August 21, 2020
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. ๐๐ด
John Malisa (Guest) on August 12, 2020
Calories donโt count if you eat with friends. ๐ฐ๐ฏโโ๏ธ
Brian Karanja (Guest) on August 2, 2020
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! ๐๐
Athumani (Guest) on July 30, 2020
The road to success is always under construction. ๐ง๐๏ธ
Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on July 17, 2020
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. ๐ผ๐ธ
Grace Mligo (Guest) on July 12, 2020
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. ๐ก๐
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on July 8, 2020
๐ Rolling on the floor!
Mwanaidi (Guest) on June 26, 2020
๐ Still cracking up!
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on June 22, 2020
I love you more than coffee, but please donโt make me prove it. โโค๏ธ
Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on June 22, 2020
Why donโt birds use Facebook? They already tweet! ๐ฆ๐ค
Azima (Guest) on June 19, 2020
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. ๐๐ฌ
Carol Nyakio (Guest) on June 14, 2020
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. ๐ท๐
Yahya (Guest) on June 10, 2020
Why donโt eggs tell jokes? Theyโd crack each other up! ๐ฅ๐คฃ
James Mduma (Guest) on June 6, 2020
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! ๐๐ป
Halimah (Guest) on June 5, 2020
I canโt cook, but I can follow directionsโso if I fail, itโs the recipeโs fault. ๐ณ๐คทโโ๏ธ
Mary Kendi (Guest) on May 26, 2020
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! ๐๐
Halimah (Guest) on May 20, 2020
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. โ๐โโ๏ธ
Amir (Guest) on May 16, 2020
๐ Iโm dying over here!
Jamal (Guest) on May 14, 2020
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they donโt have chairs! ๐๐ฅ
Kassim (Guest) on May 10, 2020
๐ That punchline was epic!
John Malisa (Guest) on May 9, 2020
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. ๐ณ๏ธ๐ฆ