Dracula's favorite fruit is a ๐ฉธ๐"Bloody Apple"! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
Explanation:
Dracula, being known for his love of blood, would naturally prefer a fruit that matches his taste for the macabre. The "Bloody Apple" combines the spooky essence of vampires and the traditional fruit we all know, turning it into a witty and amusing choice for Dracula's favorite fruit. Plus, it adds a little twist to the common answer of "blood orange" that people might expect! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ฅณ๐
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on November 5, 2020
If Monday had a face, Iโd punch it. ๐ฅ๐
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on October 30, 2020
If Monday had a face, Iโd punch it. ๐ฅ๐
Mwanahawa (Guest) on October 29, 2020
I run like the winded. ๐โโ๏ธ๐จ
Lucy Mushi (Guest) on October 22, 2020
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! ๐ก๐
Mary Sokoine (Guest) on October 21, 2020
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! ๐ ๐ง
Nancy Komba (Guest) on October 12, 2020
I didnโt see that punchline comingโhilarious! ๐คฃ
Halimah (Guest) on October 2, 2020
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. ๐ฎ๐คทโโ๏ธ
Samson Mahiga (Guest) on October 1, 2020
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. ๐ผ๐ธ
Makame (Guest) on September 27, 2020
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! ๐ง๐
Joyce Nkya (Guest) on September 23, 2020
I like long walks, especially when theyโre taken by people who annoy me. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐
Patrick Akech (Guest) on September 17, 2020
I smile because I donโt know whatโs going on. ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
Mwagonda (Guest) on September 6, 2020
๐ This is a keeper!
Shani (Guest) on September 5, 2020
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐
Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on September 4, 2020
Iโm not late. Iโm just very early for tomorrow. โฐ๐
Rahim (Guest) on September 4, 2020
I donโt have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
Robert Okello (Guest) on September 2, 2020
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. ๐๐
Mwafirika (Guest) on September 2, 2020
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldnโt handle the power struggle! ๐ฑ๐
Muslima (Guest) on August 29, 2020
My hobbies include eating and complaining that Iโm gaining weight. ๐๐
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on August 23, 2020
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! ๐๐ท
Ann Awino (Guest) on August 18, 2020
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! ๐โค๏ธ
Martin Otieno (Guest) on August 15, 2020
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ถ
Grace Njuguna (Guest) on August 15, 2020
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! ๐ฐ๏ธ๐พ
Kheri (Guest) on August 11, 2020
๐คฃ Pure genius!
Mwafirika (Guest) on August 6, 2020
Why couldnโt the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! ๐ฒ๐
Khadija (Guest) on August 1, 2020
๐ Canโt wait to share this!
Janet Wambura (Guest) on July 26, 2020
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! ๐๐
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on July 25, 2020
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldnโt see himself doing it! ๐ป๐ซ
Zakia (Guest) on July 21, 2020
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. ๐๐
Mwanaisha (Guest) on July 19, 2020
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! ๐๐จ
Peter Mwambui (Guest) on July 15, 2020
๐ Iโm dying!
Alice Mrema (Guest) on July 13, 2020
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. ๐ซ๐โโ๏ธ
Hekima (Guest) on July 12, 2020
I have too many apps on my phone, but thereโs no app to keep track of them. ๐ฑ๐
Bahati (Guest) on June 30, 2020
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! ๐ป๐บ
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on June 27, 2020
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. ๐ง๐ฅ
Michael Onyango (Guest) on June 24, 2020
๐ Saving this one!
Joyce Mussa (Guest) on June 14, 2020
Iโm not bossy, I just have better ideas. ๐ก๐
Kevin Maina (Guest) on May 29, 2020
Classic! Iโm still laughing! ๐
Kevin Maina (Guest) on May 27, 2020
Coffee: because adulting is hard. โ๐จโ๐ผ
Amina (Guest) on May 27, 2020
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! ๐ฆ๐ฝ๏ธ
Mwinyi (Guest) on May 13, 2020
๐ Perfect joke!
Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on April 21, 2020
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. ๐โโ๏ธ๐
Nashon (Guest) on April 15, 2020
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. โค๏ธ๐
Samuel Omondi (Guest) on April 13, 2020
I havenโt even gone to bed yet, and I already canโt wait to come home from work tomorrow. ๐๐
Irene Makena (Guest) on April 12, 2020
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. ๐ธ๐ญ
Ndoto (Guest) on April 6, 2020
I donโt procrastinate; I reschedule. ๐๏ธ๐
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on March 23, 2020
Iโm reading a book on anti-gravity. Itโs impossible to put down! ๐๐
John Mushi (Guest) on March 10, 2020
Wow, this joke is a total winner! ๐
Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on March 9, 2020
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. ๐ง๐คฒ
Joyce Mussa (Guest) on March 8, 2020
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! ๐ผ๐ฎโโ๏ธ
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on March 6, 2020
Why donโt birds use Facebook? They already tweet! ๐ฆ๐ค
Susan Wangari (Guest) on March 4, 2020
Why donโt vampires like garlic? Itโs a pain in the neck! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ง
Patrick Akech (Guest) on February 14, 2020
Iโm still cracking up, that was brilliant! ๐คฃ
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on February 13, 2020
I donโt go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. ๐คฏ๐คช
Mwakisu (Guest) on January 15, 2020
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! โ๐งโโ๏ธ
Salum (Guest) on January 12, 2020
I love my computer because my friends live in it. ๐ป๐
Mchuma (Guest) on January 9, 2020
๐คฃ This joke just made my whole day!
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on January 8, 2020
Thereโs no 'we' in fries. ๐๐คจ
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on January 6, 2020
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. ๐ก๐
Issack (Guest) on December 23, 2019
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. ๐คข๐ค
Asha (Guest) on December 22, 2019
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. ๐ค๐