A witch's favorite subject in school is... SPELLing! 🧙♀️✨
Explanation: This response plays on the wordplay between "spell" as in casting magic spells and "spelling" as in the subject taught in school. By combining the two, we create a funny response that implies witches have a particular affinity for casting spells, making their favorite subject in school "SPELLing" instead of traditional subjects such as math or science. The emoji adds a touch of magic and whimsy to the answer.
Ann Awino (Guest) on October 12, 2020
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸♀️❤️
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on October 10, 2020
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨💼
Aziza (Guest) on October 9, 2020
I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜
Mwachumu (Guest) on October 2, 2020
😄 You got me good!
Sekela (Guest) on September 20, 2020
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️
Jafari (Guest) on September 19, 2020
🤣 Pure genius!
Husna (Guest) on September 17, 2020
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on September 4, 2020
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on September 1, 2020
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on August 11, 2020
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍♂️🤷♀️
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on August 9, 2020
What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋
Habiba (Guest) on August 4, 2020
My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠
Warda (Guest) on July 18, 2020
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠
David Ochieng (Guest) on July 18, 2020
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰
Mwalimu (Guest) on July 7, 2020
I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳
Bahati (Guest) on July 3, 2020
😂 I’m saving this one!
Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on June 23, 2020
😄 Nailed it!
Daudi (Guest) on June 18, 2020
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on June 13, 2020
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎
Nora Kidata (Guest) on June 10, 2020
I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸♀️🤫
Victor Kimario (Guest) on June 8, 2020
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔
Fikiri (Guest) on June 2, 2020
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on June 2, 2020
This is pure comedy gold! 😄
Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on June 2, 2020
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌
Jabir (Guest) on May 31, 2020
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰
Mwanaisha (Guest) on May 17, 2020
I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷♂️
Mary Mrope (Guest) on May 11, 2020
I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷♂️🤭
Daudi (Guest) on May 6, 2020
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺
Frank Macha (Guest) on April 16, 2020
I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩💼
Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on April 16, 2020
I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳
Yusra (Guest) on April 4, 2020
😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!
Brian Karanja (Guest) on April 4, 2020
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂
Charles Mrope (Guest) on April 1, 2020
😄 What a joke!
Husna (Guest) on March 29, 2020
I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉
Bahati (Guest) on March 29, 2020
Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on March 26, 2020
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️
Husna (Guest) on March 21, 2020
😆 Can’t stop laughing!
Joyce Mussa (Guest) on March 21, 2020
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍♂️
Nuru (Guest) on March 21, 2020
I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶
Abubakar (Guest) on March 16, 2020
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠
Sekela (Guest) on March 7, 2020
I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞
Patrick Akech (Guest) on February 29, 2020
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔
Mwajuma (Guest) on February 28, 2020
I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆
Maida (Guest) on February 23, 2020
Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰
David Nyerere (Guest) on February 23, 2020
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮
Kheri (Guest) on February 20, 2020
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬
John Lissu (Guest) on February 17, 2020
🤣 That punchline was unexpected!
Charles Mchome (Guest) on February 1, 2020
😃 Instant mood boost!
Tabu (Guest) on January 26, 2020
I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️
Mary Kendi (Guest) on January 19, 2020
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧
Khatib (Guest) on January 11, 2020
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅
Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on December 26, 2019
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔
James Malima (Guest) on December 25, 2019
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂
David Chacha (Guest) on December 19, 2019
😁 Best laugh of the day!
Mchawi (Guest) on December 18, 2019
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭
Francis Mtangi (Guest) on December 13, 2019
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on December 13, 2019
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on December 6, 2019
😂 I can’t stop laughing!
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on November 10, 2019
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳
Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on October 29, 2019
This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣