Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on November 7, 2020

🤣 Sending this now!

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on November 7, 2020

I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜

Daniel Obura (Guest) on November 6, 2020

If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙

Jane Malecela (Guest) on October 30, 2020

Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃‍♀️

Mwanaidi (Guest) on October 24, 2020

I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂

Chris Okello (Guest) on October 21, 2020

I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂

Francis Njeru (Guest) on October 19, 2020

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅

Mashaka (Guest) on October 19, 2020

What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴‍☠️🌊

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on October 18, 2020

What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on October 3, 2020

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️‍♂️

Habiba (Guest) on September 30, 2020

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️

Habiba (Guest) on September 27, 2020

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Sarah Karani (Guest) on September 13, 2020

I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔

Charles Mchome (Guest) on September 5, 2020

Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on August 29, 2020

This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on August 24, 2020

I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on August 22, 2020

Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛‍♂️🧄

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on August 21, 2020

😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!

Khadija (Guest) on August 16, 2020

I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on August 16, 2020

If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on August 14, 2020

What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on August 12, 2020

I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅

John Lissu (Guest) on August 11, 2020

I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on August 7, 2020

I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖

Juma (Guest) on August 2, 2020

😅 I’m still laughing!

Rashid (Guest) on August 1, 2020

What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on August 1, 2020

Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on July 30, 2020

What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷‍♂️

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on July 15, 2020

What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻

Maida (Guest) on July 14, 2020

What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿

Fadhili (Guest) on July 12, 2020

I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on July 9, 2020

Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫

James Kawawa (Guest) on July 6, 2020

I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴

Rashid (Guest) on June 19, 2020

😆 This one really got me!

Fatuma (Guest) on June 16, 2020

I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on June 14, 2020

I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴

Ibrahim (Guest) on June 1, 2020

😆 Rolling on the floor!

Majid (Guest) on May 19, 2020

🤣 This joke just made my whole day!

Mwanais (Guest) on May 8, 2020

How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺

Safiya (Guest) on May 7, 2020

Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴

Sarah Karani (Guest) on May 3, 2020

You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on April 28, 2020

I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on April 27, 2020

Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻

Mchuma (Guest) on April 27, 2020

My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅

Biashara (Guest) on April 15, 2020

Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻

Mgeni (Guest) on April 12, 2020

Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on April 2, 2020

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉

Brian Karanja (Guest) on March 16, 2020

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶‍♂️

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on March 15, 2020

🤣 Sharing this right now!

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on March 11, 2020

How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏

Sekela (Guest) on March 10, 2020

How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠

Arifa (Guest) on March 8, 2020

😃 Mood instantly lifted!

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on March 3, 2020

My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on February 28, 2020

Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on February 14, 2020

Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️

Michael Mboya (Guest) on February 8, 2020

I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹

Bakari (Guest) on January 28, 2020

What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛‍♂️🍊

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on January 28, 2020

Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵

Brian Karanja (Guest) on January 16, 2020

I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍‍♀️🔵

Athumani (Guest) on January 16, 2020

What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩