Short Answer: A soccer team of spiders! ๐ท๏ธโฝ๏ธ
Explanation: The riddle asks what has 18 legs and catches flies, so the humorous answer suggests a soccer team made up of spiders. Spiders are known for having eight legs each, so if we imagine a whole team of them playing soccer, they would have a combined total of 18 legs. And since spiders are great at catching flies, it adds a playful twist to the riddle. The emoji of a spider and a soccer ball further enhances the humor and adds a cheerful touch to the response.
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