Short Answer: A soccer team of spiders! 🕷️⚽️
Explanation: The riddle asks what has 18 legs and catches flies, so the humorous answer suggests a soccer team made up of spiders. Spiders are known for having eight legs each, so if we imagine a whole team of them playing soccer, they would have a combined total of 18 legs. And since spiders are great at catching flies, it adds a playful twist to the riddle. The emoji of a spider and a soccer ball further enhances the humor and adds a cheerful touch to the response.
Athumani (Guest) on January 2, 2021
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️
David Ochieng (Guest) on December 20, 2020
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵
Latifa (Guest) on December 17, 2020
😄 Too good!
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on December 3, 2020
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃
Mwanaidi (Guest) on December 3, 2020
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on November 27, 2020
😆 Laughing so hard right now!
Mwafirika (Guest) on November 27, 2020
If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙
Francis Njeru (Guest) on November 23, 2020
Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜
Farida (Guest) on November 20, 2020
My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on November 14, 2020
Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔
Stephen Mushi (Guest) on November 10, 2020
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶♂️
George Tenga (Guest) on November 9, 2020
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸♂️
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on October 22, 2020
What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭
Jane Malecela (Guest) on October 17, 2020
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼
Aziza (Guest) on October 14, 2020
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛♂️🤧
George Ndungu (Guest) on October 12, 2020
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on October 7, 2020
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂
Nasra (Guest) on October 7, 2020
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂
Warda (Guest) on October 5, 2020
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
Omar (Guest) on September 23, 2020
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗
Rahma (Guest) on September 20, 2020
I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏
Nuru (Guest) on September 18, 2020
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷♂️😅
Asha (Guest) on September 8, 2020
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on September 3, 2020
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬
Moses Mwita (Guest) on August 24, 2020
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬
Nora Kidata (Guest) on August 11, 2020
I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣
Rehema (Guest) on August 9, 2020
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣
Mwanaisha (Guest) on August 8, 2020
😂 I’m seriously crying over here!
Patrick Akech (Guest) on August 6, 2020
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on August 1, 2020
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸♂️
Sultan (Guest) on July 30, 2020
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on July 21, 2020
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃
Ann Wambui (Guest) on July 20, 2020
Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️
Mustafa (Guest) on July 11, 2020
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷♀️
Paul Kamau (Guest) on July 2, 2020
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷♂️😎
Zubeida (Guest) on June 25, 2020
😄 This is pure brilliance!
Nahida (Guest) on June 24, 2020
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨
Simon Kiprono (Guest) on June 15, 2020
I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬
Abdillah (Guest) on May 30, 2020
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳
Josephine (Guest) on May 17, 2020
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍♀️🔵
Latifa (Guest) on May 2, 2020
Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on April 24, 2020
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨
Violet Mumo (Guest) on April 15, 2020
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃♂️
Stephen Mushi (Guest) on April 14, 2020
This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁
John Malisa (Guest) on April 11, 2020
Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔
Martin Otieno (Guest) on April 11, 2020
Love this! Keep them coming! 😁
Anna Malela (Guest) on April 3, 2020
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on March 27, 2020
I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳
Rubea (Guest) on March 21, 2020
😁 Best laugh of the day!
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on March 17, 2020
I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩💼
Michael Mboya (Guest) on March 16, 2020
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊
David Chacha (Guest) on March 16, 2020
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on March 16, 2020
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷♂️
Mwanaidha (Guest) on March 14, 2020
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸♂️💪
John Kamande (Guest) on March 13, 2020
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴☠️🌊
Muslima (Guest) on March 11, 2020
😁 This is gold!
Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on February 24, 2020
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬
Hassan (Guest) on February 22, 2020
😅 I had to share this with everyone!
Martin Otieno (Guest) on February 22, 2020
I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️♂️😆
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on February 6, 2020
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠