Jamal (Guest) on April 6, 2021

This joke deserves an award! 🏆

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on April 2, 2021

I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on April 2, 2021

😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on March 18, 2021

I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂

James Kawawa (Guest) on March 17, 2021

I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂

Jabir (Guest) on March 10, 2021

If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝

Furaha (Guest) on March 6, 2021

What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡

Zakia (Guest) on March 2, 2021

Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on February 12, 2021

What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚

Charles Mboje (Guest) on February 2, 2021

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂

Ann Awino (Guest) on January 28, 2021

How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on January 10, 2021

Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️

Majid (Guest) on December 23, 2020

😅 I’m still cracking up!

James Malima (Guest) on December 15, 2020

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷‍♂️🤔

Sekela (Guest) on November 27, 2020

Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣

Halimah (Guest) on November 25, 2020

What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on November 24, 2020

I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣

Martin Otieno (Guest) on November 19, 2020

🤣 That punchline was unexpected!

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on November 12, 2020

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸‍♂️

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on November 2, 2020

How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋

Hassan (Guest) on October 31, 2020

Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨‍🌾🏆

John Lissu (Guest) on October 22, 2020

I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤

Mhina (Guest) on October 22, 2020

🤣 Sending this now!

Linda Karimi (Guest) on October 17, 2020

Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on October 5, 2020

Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸‍♀️❤️

Mwachumu (Guest) on October 2, 2020

I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬

Mgeni (Guest) on September 22, 2020

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋

Samuel Were (Guest) on September 19, 2020

How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉

Charles Mboje (Guest) on September 19, 2020

What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚

Kiza (Guest) on September 14, 2020

I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻

Ibrahim (Guest) on September 8, 2020

I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂

Mwinyi (Guest) on August 28, 2020

Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤

Salima (Guest) on August 24, 2020

I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on August 23, 2020

Love this! Keep them coming! 😁

Mary Njeri (Guest) on August 12, 2020

Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆

Chum (Guest) on August 10, 2020

Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on August 8, 2020

If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔

Salima (Guest) on July 20, 2020

The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼

Mary Kidata (Guest) on July 19, 2020

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏

Kassim (Guest) on July 17, 2020

They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶‍♂️🏡

Aziza (Guest) on July 17, 2020

If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on July 13, 2020

😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on July 8, 2020

If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋‍♀️

Susan Wangari (Guest) on July 5, 2020

My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅

Zawadi (Guest) on June 28, 2020

I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on June 25, 2020

I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂

Mgeni (Guest) on June 23, 2020

What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻

Shamim (Guest) on June 21, 2020

That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅

Nuru (Guest) on June 19, 2020

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Jane Muthui (Guest) on June 12, 2020

Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽

Issa (Guest) on June 6, 2020

Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱

Aziza (Guest) on June 3, 2020

My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on May 31, 2020

I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on May 28, 2020

🤣 This joke is just too good!

Abdillah (Guest) on May 25, 2020

Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤

Patrick Akech (Guest) on May 9, 2020

Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on May 8, 2020

I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅

Zulekha (Guest) on May 7, 2020

Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅‍♂️

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on April 30, 2020

What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷‍♂️

Baraka (Guest) on April 27, 2020

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂