Short Answer: "Why the long face? Quack me up, clown!" 🦆🤡
Explanation: In this funny response, the duck notices that the clown seems sad or down, and tries to cheer them up by making a joke about their long face. The duck also playfully asks the clown to "quack" them up, which means to make them laugh. The combination of a duck and clown in this lighthearted interaction brings a sense of humor to the conversation. The 🦆 and 🤡 emojis further emphasize the playful nature of the exchange.
Jamal (Guest) on April 6, 2021
This joke deserves an award! 🏆
Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on April 2, 2021
I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on April 2, 2021
😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on March 18, 2021
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂
James Kawawa (Guest) on March 17, 2021
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂
Jabir (Guest) on March 10, 2021
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝
Furaha (Guest) on March 6, 2021
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡
Zakia (Guest) on March 2, 2021
Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂
Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on February 12, 2021
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚
Charles Mboje (Guest) on February 2, 2021
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂
Ann Awino (Guest) on January 28, 2021
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺
Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on January 10, 2021
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️
Majid (Guest) on December 23, 2020
😅 I’m still cracking up!
James Malima (Guest) on December 15, 2020
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷♂️🤔
Sekela (Guest) on November 27, 2020
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣
Halimah (Guest) on November 25, 2020
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on November 24, 2020
I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣
Martin Otieno (Guest) on November 19, 2020
🤣 That punchline was unexpected!
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on November 12, 2020
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸♂️
Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on November 2, 2020
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋
Hassan (Guest) on October 31, 2020
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨🌾🏆
John Lissu (Guest) on October 22, 2020
I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤
Mhina (Guest) on October 22, 2020
🤣 Sending this now!
Linda Karimi (Guest) on October 17, 2020
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵
Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on October 5, 2020
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸♀️❤️
Mwachumu (Guest) on October 2, 2020
I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬
Mgeni (Guest) on September 22, 2020
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋
Samuel Were (Guest) on September 19, 2020
How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉
Charles Mboje (Guest) on September 19, 2020
What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚
Kiza (Guest) on September 14, 2020
I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻
Ibrahim (Guest) on September 8, 2020
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂
Mwinyi (Guest) on August 28, 2020
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤
Salima (Guest) on August 24, 2020
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️
Philip Nyaga (Guest) on August 23, 2020
Love this! Keep them coming! 😁
Mary Njeri (Guest) on August 12, 2020
Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆
Chum (Guest) on August 10, 2020
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on August 8, 2020
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔
Salima (Guest) on July 20, 2020
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼
Mary Kidata (Guest) on July 19, 2020
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏
Kassim (Guest) on July 17, 2020
They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶♂️🏡
Aziza (Guest) on July 17, 2020
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on July 13, 2020
😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!
Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on July 8, 2020
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋♀️
Susan Wangari (Guest) on July 5, 2020
My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅
Zawadi (Guest) on June 28, 2020
I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂
Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on June 25, 2020
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂
Mgeni (Guest) on June 23, 2020
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻
Shamim (Guest) on June 21, 2020
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅
Nuru (Guest) on June 19, 2020
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
Jane Muthui (Guest) on June 12, 2020
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽
Issa (Guest) on June 6, 2020
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱
Aziza (Guest) on June 3, 2020
My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯
Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on May 31, 2020
I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆
Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on May 28, 2020
🤣 This joke is just too good!
Abdillah (Guest) on May 25, 2020
Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤
Patrick Akech (Guest) on May 9, 2020
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on May 8, 2020
I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅
Zulekha (Guest) on May 7, 2020
Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅♂️
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on April 30, 2020
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷♂️
Baraka (Guest) on April 27, 2020
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂