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Kuna maprofesa 40 walipanda AIR TANZANIA ili wasafari. Kabla ndege haijaanza kuondoka, Lilipita tangazo kama ifuatavyo:

Ndugu wasafiri wote, ndege unayotarajia kusafiri nayo imetengenezwa na wanafunzi wa Kitanzania.
Baada ya tangazo maprofesa wote waliteremka isipokuwa mmoja alibaki kwenye kiti chake
Walipomuuliza ni kwanini hakuondoka akajibu kwa haraka na furaha kuwa:
Kama ndege hii imetengenezwa na watanzania, hata kuwaka haitawaka!

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Nancy Kabura (Guest) on July 13, 2017

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Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on September 22, 2016

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Paul Kamau (Guest) on May 23, 2016

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Mtumwa (Guest) on April 22, 2016

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Maimuna (Guest) on March 31, 2016

Haha, mbavu zangu zinauma kwa kucheka sana! 🀣

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on March 22, 2016

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Josephine Nduta (Guest) on March 15, 2016

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Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on January 4, 2016

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Janet Sumaye (Guest) on December 3, 2015

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Raha (Guest) on November 17, 2015

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Moses Mwita (Guest) on October 1, 2015

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Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on September 14, 2015

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Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on September 3, 2015

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Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on August 11, 2015

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Edith Cherotich (Guest) on July 23, 2015

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Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on July 20, 2015

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Frank Macha (Guest) on July 15, 2015

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David Chacha (Guest) on June 26, 2015

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David Nyerere (Guest) on June 2, 2015

Mna talent ya jokes! πŸ‘πŸ˜‚

Saidi (Guest) on April 11, 2015

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Hizi jokes zinabamba sana! πŸ˜†πŸ˜‚

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