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MZUNGU: Hi, I need $100, will pay back on Monday

MSWAHILI: Kaka vipi, shwari? Dah.. hatuonani mzee, mishe vipi, mnatunyima nini? Juzi nimekuona kwa mbaaali… mzee shavu dodo, full kipupwe! Sie tupo bwana, shida tu, afu misiba mingi tu, wife nae kajifungua ghafla. Sasa, kuna cheque naisubiri haijatoka hadi leo, wanasema itatoka next week, hapa nimekwama kweli. Naweza pata 'Laki Moja' ya karibu hapo nitarudisha mwisho wa mwezi…?πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on June 8, 2017

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Hii kichekesho itaingia moja kwa moja kwenye vipendwa vyangu! πŸ˜‚

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Ucheshi wenu unanifurahisha! πŸ˜ŠπŸ˜‚

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Hii imenikumbusha kicheko cha zamani! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜…

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😁 Kicheko bora ya siku!

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Haha, hii ni kicheko bora zaidi nilichopata wiki hii! 😁

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