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Angalia hawa wadada walivyoumbuliwa, Huyu kasuku jeuri kweli

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Kasuku alisimama mlango wa kuingia supermarket wakapita wanawake watatu akasema nyeupe, nyekundu, kijani. Wale wanawake wakatatizika baada ya mda wakajua ni chupi walizovaa. Wakasema basi kesho tubadilisheni. Siku ya pili wakapita tena kasuku akasema nyeusi, manjano, zambarau. Loh! Wanawake wakastaajabu sana. Wakasema lazima wamshinde yule kasuku kwa hekima. Wakaambiana basi kesho tusivae chupi tuone kama ni kweli anaona mpaka ndani. Siku ilipowadia wakapita mbele ya kasuku akasema- kipilipili, kipara, rasta…
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Mary Sokoine (Guest) on November 21, 2017

Umesema kweli! πŸ‘ŒπŸ˜‚

John Malisa (Guest) on October 20, 2017

😁 Hii imenifanya siku yangu iwe bora!

Salima (Guest) on September 24, 2017

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πŸ˜… Nilihitaji hii!

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Hii kichekesho itaingia moja kwa moja kwenye vipendwa vyangu! πŸ˜‚

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Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on March 9, 2016

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πŸ˜„ Kichekesho gani!

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Nilihitaji kicheko hiki, asante kwa kushiriki! πŸ˜…

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