Short Answer: Because you don't want to press your luck! 🍀
Explanation: Ironing a four leaf clover might flatten it and take away its charm. Since finding a four leaf clover is considered lucky, you wouldn't want to risk losing its magical powers by ironing it. So, it's best to leave the ironing board for your clothes and keep your four leaf clovers untouched for good luck! 😄👚
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on February 2, 2022
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶♂️
Mjaka (Guest) on February 2, 2022
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on January 27, 2022
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅
Halima (Guest) on January 26, 2022
😆 Bookmarking this!
Nashon (Guest) on January 26, 2022
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷♂️
Khadija (Guest) on January 26, 2022
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫
Salma (Guest) on January 25, 2022
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖
Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on January 23, 2022
Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯
David Ochieng (Guest) on January 16, 2022
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴
Sumaya (Guest) on January 7, 2022
I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂
Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on December 13, 2021
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁
Aziza (Guest) on December 9, 2021
😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!
Baridi (Guest) on December 7, 2021
The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼
Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on December 5, 2021
I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹
Alice Mwikali (Guest) on December 2, 2021
What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍
Hassan (Guest) on November 24, 2021
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆
Mhina (Guest) on November 24, 2021
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪
Mary Sokoine (Guest) on November 23, 2021
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊
Mwanajuma (Guest) on November 20, 2021
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on November 16, 2021
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴
Husna (Guest) on November 13, 2021
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on November 8, 2021
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦
Mary Kidata (Guest) on October 21, 2021
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴
Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on October 19, 2021
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️
Mwalimu (Guest) on October 18, 2021
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on October 2, 2021
🤣 This joke is just too good!
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on October 2, 2021
What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢
Ndoto (Guest) on September 29, 2021
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄
Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on September 28, 2021
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩
Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on September 24, 2021
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅
Peter Mbise (Guest) on September 23, 2021
Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔
Samson Mahiga (Guest) on September 22, 2021
I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏
Mwanais (Guest) on September 18, 2021
I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜
David Sokoine (Guest) on September 8, 2021
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾
Saidi (Guest) on August 15, 2021
Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏
Shabani (Guest) on July 22, 2021
😅 I needed that laugh!
Warda (Guest) on June 28, 2021
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻❄️🏠
George Ndungu (Guest) on June 25, 2021
I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷
Mwajuma (Guest) on June 15, 2021
I run like the winded. 🏃♀️😮💨
Grace Mushi (Guest) on May 15, 2021
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴
Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on May 10, 2021
I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆
Fadhila (Guest) on May 6, 2021
They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶♂️🏡
James Kimani (Guest) on May 4, 2021
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔
John Malisa (Guest) on April 28, 2021
Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on April 20, 2021
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘
Jane Muthoni (Guest) on April 20, 2021
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷♂️🏗️
Violet Mumo (Guest) on April 16, 2021
You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉
Agnes Njeri (Guest) on April 13, 2021
Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️
Abubakari (Guest) on April 10, 2021
😂 Gotta save this!
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on April 5, 2021
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂
Lucy Wangui (Guest) on April 1, 2021
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on March 30, 2021
I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔
Mwagonda (Guest) on March 27, 2021
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀
Khatib (Guest) on March 23, 2021
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰
Biashara (Guest) on March 13, 2021
My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯
Nancy Kabura (Guest) on March 11, 2021
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔
Francis Mtangi (Guest) on March 10, 2021
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣
Rose Waithera (Guest) on March 4, 2021
Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜
Maneno (Guest) on March 2, 2021
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙
Sekela (Guest) on March 1, 2021
I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳