A math teacher's favorite type of dessert is... Ο! π₯§
Explanation: A math teacher's favorite dessert is Ο (pi), which is a mathematical constant representing the ratio of a circle's circumference to its diameter. It's a clever play on words since Ο sounds like "pie" and math teachers love all things related to numbers and geometry. Plus, who can resist a delicious slice of pie? π€©
Yahya (Guest) on October 21, 2021
Iβm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. π΄π
Daudi (Guest) on October 14, 2021
π Canβt stop laughing!
Francis Mrope (Guest) on October 13, 2021
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. ποΈπ΄
Charles Wafula (Guest) on October 10, 2021
Why donβt we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! π½π
Majid (Guest) on October 7, 2021
Iβm not arguing, Iβm just explaining why Iβm right. π€·ββοΈπ
Francis Mtangi (Guest) on October 5, 2021
π€£ Didnβt see it coming!
Abubakari (Guest) on September 18, 2021
I donβt need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. βπ
Kassim (Guest) on September 18, 2021
Why donβt crabs give to charity? Because theyβre shellfish! π¦π°
Mwajuma (Guest) on September 17, 2021
π Pure comedy gold!
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on September 17, 2021
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeΓ±o business! πΆοΈπ€
Abdillah (Guest) on September 15, 2021
I donβt go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. π€―π€ͺ
Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on September 14, 2021
π What a joke!
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on September 13, 2021
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. ππ
Nassor (Guest) on September 12, 2021
I canβt adult today. Please donβt make me adult. π¬π§Έ
Abubakar (Guest) on September 8, 2021
Iβve learned so much from my mistakes, Iβm thinking of making a few more. ππ
Nchi (Guest) on September 3, 2021
π Rolling on the floor!
Warda (Guest) on August 22, 2021
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. ππ¦·
Irene Akoth (Guest) on August 15, 2021
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! β³βοΈ
Lucy Mushi (Guest) on August 9, 2021
Absolutely hilarious! Canβt get enough! π
Kijakazi (Guest) on August 3, 2021
Why donβt koalas count as bears? They donβt have the koalifications! π¨π
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on July 19, 2021
I canβt believe I forgot to go to the gym today. Thatβs seven years in a row now. ποΈββοΈπ
Michael Mboya (Guest) on July 18, 2021
This just made my coffee break so much better! βπ
Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on July 16, 2021
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! ππ₯
Hashim (Guest) on July 14, 2021
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! ππ΄
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on July 12, 2021
Itβs okay if you donβt like me. Not everyone has good taste. ππ
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on June 30, 2021
Why donβt sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! π¦π€‘
Mary Sokoine (Guest) on June 23, 2021
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasnβt peeling well! ππ€
Muslima (Guest) on June 7, 2021
I love sarcasm. Itβs like punching people in the face, but with words. ππ¬
Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on June 4, 2021
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! ππ
Mary Mrope (Guest) on May 16, 2021
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. ππ₯
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on May 12, 2021
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. π‘π
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on May 3, 2021
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! πΏοΈπ°
Amina (Guest) on April 23, 2021
I canβt brain today. I has the dumb. π§ π€―
Abdillah (Guest) on April 20, 2021
π€£ This joke is too good!
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on April 18, 2021
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. π¦π΄
Nchi (Guest) on April 15, 2021
If at first, you donβt succeed, then skydiving definitely isnβt for you. πͺβ
James Kawawa (Guest) on April 10, 2021
π Iβm still cracking up!
Alice Jebet (Guest) on April 5, 2021
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! π ποΈ
Mwinyi (Guest) on March 27, 2021
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! πͺπ₯
Jafari (Guest) on March 22, 2021
π Iβm seriously crying over here!
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on March 19, 2021
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! π‘π
Patrick Kidata (Guest) on March 17, 2021
Wine is to women as duct tape is to menβit fixes everything. π·π
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on March 13, 2021
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! πΈπ
Mwanaidha (Guest) on March 10, 2021
I love long walks, especially when theyβre taken by people who annoy me. πΆββοΈπ
Amina (Guest) on February 28, 2021
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! πβοΈ
Halimah (Guest) on February 28, 2021
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. πΆπ€£
Mwafirika (Guest) on February 27, 2021
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! π€£
David Chacha (Guest) on February 24, 2021
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! π§π₯
Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on February 22, 2021
This joke was on point! Love it! π―
Arifa (Guest) on February 18, 2021
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concernβ¦ π§ββοΈβοΈ
James Mduma (Guest) on February 8, 2021
When I said Iβd do it later, I didnβt mean tomorrow. I meant next year. π π
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on January 9, 2021
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. ππ
Paul Ndomba (Guest) on January 3, 2021
π You totally won the internet today!
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on January 2, 2021
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. βοΈπ°
Patrick Kidata (Guest) on January 1, 2021
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! ππ
Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on December 30, 2020
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! ππ·
Rubea (Guest) on December 20, 2020
Why donβt birds use Facebook? They already tweet! π¦π€
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on December 11, 2020
What do you call a boomerang that doesnβt come back? A stick! πͺπΏ
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on November 23, 2020
π€£ Sharing this with everyone!
Fadhila (Guest) on November 17, 2020
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! π°ποΈ