A math teacher's favorite type of dessert is... ฯ! ๐ฅง
Explanation: A math teacher's favorite dessert is ฯ (pi), which is a mathematical constant representing the ratio of a circle's circumference to its diameter. It's a clever play on words since ฯ sounds like "pie" and math teachers love all things related to numbers and geometry. Plus, who can resist a delicious slice of pie? ๐คฉ
Yahya (Guest) on October 21, 2021
Iโm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. ๐ด๐
Daudi (Guest) on October 14, 2021
๐ Canโt stop laughing!
Francis Mrope (Guest) on October 13, 2021
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. ๐๏ธ๐ด
Charles Wafula (Guest) on October 10, 2021
Why donโt we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! ๐ฝ๐
Majid (Guest) on October 7, 2021
Iโm not arguing, Iโm just explaining why Iโm right. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
Francis Mtangi (Guest) on October 5, 2021
๐คฃ Didnโt see it coming!
Abubakari (Guest) on September 18, 2021
I donโt need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. โ๐
Kassim (Guest) on September 18, 2021
Why donโt crabs give to charity? Because theyโre shellfish! ๐ฆ๐ฐ
Mwajuma (Guest) on September 17, 2021
๐ Pure comedy gold!
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on September 17, 2021
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeรฑo business! ๐ถ๏ธ๐คญ
Abdillah (Guest) on September 15, 2021
I donโt go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. ๐คฏ๐คช
Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on September 14, 2021
๐ What a joke!
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on September 13, 2021
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. ๐๐
Nassor (Guest) on September 12, 2021
I canโt adult today. Please donโt make me adult. ๐ฌ๐งธ
Abubakar (Guest) on September 8, 2021
Iโve learned so much from my mistakes, Iโm thinking of making a few more. ๐๐
Nchi (Guest) on September 3, 2021
๐ Rolling on the floor!
Warda (Guest) on August 22, 2021
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. ๐๐ฆท
Irene Akoth (Guest) on August 15, 2021
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! โณโ๏ธ
Lucy Mushi (Guest) on August 9, 2021
Absolutely hilarious! Canโt get enough! ๐
Kijakazi (Guest) on August 3, 2021
Why donโt koalas count as bears? They donโt have the koalifications! ๐จ๐
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on July 19, 2021
I canโt believe I forgot to go to the gym today. Thatโs seven years in a row now. ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐
Michael Mboya (Guest) on July 18, 2021
This just made my coffee break so much better! โ๐
Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on July 16, 2021
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! ๐๐ฅ
Hashim (Guest) on July 14, 2021
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! ๐๐ด
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on July 12, 2021
Itโs okay if you donโt like me. Not everyone has good taste. ๐๐
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on June 30, 2021
Why donโt sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! ๐ฆ๐คก
Mary Sokoine (Guest) on June 23, 2021
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasnโt peeling well! ๐๐ค
Muslima (Guest) on June 7, 2021
I love sarcasm. Itโs like punching people in the face, but with words. ๐๐ฌ
Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on June 4, 2021
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! ๐๐
Mary Mrope (Guest) on May 16, 2021
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. ๐๐ฅ
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on May 12, 2021
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. ๐ก๐
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on May 3, 2021
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! ๐ฟ๏ธ๐ฐ
Amina (Guest) on April 23, 2021
I canโt brain today. I has the dumb. ๐ง ๐คฏ
Abdillah (Guest) on April 20, 2021
๐คฃ This joke is too good!
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on April 18, 2021
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. ๐ฆ๐ด
Nchi (Guest) on April 15, 2021
If at first, you donโt succeed, then skydiving definitely isnโt for you. ๐ชโ
James Kawawa (Guest) on April 10, 2021
๐ Iโm still cracking up!
Alice Jebet (Guest) on April 5, 2021
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! ๐ ๐๏ธ
Mwinyi (Guest) on March 27, 2021
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! ๐ช๐ฅ
Jafari (Guest) on March 22, 2021
๐ Iโm seriously crying over here!
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on March 19, 2021
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! ๐ก๐
Patrick Kidata (Guest) on March 17, 2021
Wine is to women as duct tape is to menโit fixes everything. ๐ท๐
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on March 13, 2021
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! ๐ธ๐
Mwanaidha (Guest) on March 10, 2021
I love long walks, especially when theyโre taken by people who annoy me. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐
Amina (Guest) on February 28, 2021
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! ๐โ๏ธ
Halimah (Guest) on February 28, 2021
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. ๐ถ๐คฃ
Mwafirika (Guest) on February 27, 2021
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! ๐คฃ
David Chacha (Guest) on February 24, 2021
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! ๐ง๐ฅ
Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on February 22, 2021
This joke was on point! Love it! ๐ฏ
Arifa (Guest) on February 18, 2021
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concernโฆ ๐งโโ๏ธโ๏ธ
James Mduma (Guest) on February 8, 2021
When I said Iโd do it later, I didnโt mean tomorrow. I meant next year. ๐ ๐
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on January 9, 2021
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. ๐๐
Paul Ndomba (Guest) on January 3, 2021
๐ You totally won the internet today!
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on January 2, 2021
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. โ๏ธ๐ฐ
Patrick Kidata (Guest) on January 1, 2021
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! ๐๐
Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on December 30, 2020
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! ๐๐ท
Rubea (Guest) on December 20, 2020
Why donโt birds use Facebook? They already tweet! ๐ฆ๐ค
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on December 11, 2020
What do you call a boomerang that doesnโt come back? A stick! ๐ช๐ฟ
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on November 23, 2020
๐คฃ Sharing this with everyone!
Fadhila (Guest) on November 17, 2020
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! ๐ฐ๐๏ธ