Victor Kimario (Guest) on November 27, 2021

Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on November 25, 2021

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨

Ann Awino (Guest) on November 21, 2021

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙

John Lissu (Guest) on November 16, 2021

Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on November 15, 2021

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷‍♂️😎

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on November 5, 2021

It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂

Paul Kamau (Guest) on October 29, 2021

If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴

Raha (Guest) on October 29, 2021

😂 I’m seriously crying over here!

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on September 19, 2021

How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛‍♂️✉️

Kiza (Guest) on September 17, 2021

😄 Perfect joke!

Brian Karanja (Guest) on September 15, 2021

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on September 15, 2021

Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on September 11, 2021

🤣 Didn’t see that coming!

Umi (Guest) on September 6, 2021

Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰

Salma (Guest) on September 3, 2021

Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯‍♂️

Bahati (Guest) on August 28, 2021

🤣 Didn’t see it coming!

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on August 28, 2021

This is pure comedy gold! 😄

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on August 26, 2021

How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰

Zuhura (Guest) on August 20, 2021

Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️

Fadhila (Guest) on August 15, 2021

What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on August 14, 2021

Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on August 11, 2021

I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂

Shamim (Guest) on August 1, 2021

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃

Ahmed (Guest) on July 31, 2021

I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on July 28, 2021

Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on July 24, 2021

How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏

Faiza (Guest) on July 21, 2021

I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣

Sharifa (Guest) on July 21, 2021

What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on July 13, 2021

🤣 Sharing this right now!

Abdillah (Guest) on July 10, 2021

😆 That punchline!

Juma (Guest) on June 13, 2021

Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on May 25, 2021

Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴‍♀️😴

Anna Malela (Guest) on May 18, 2021

I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆

Kheri (Guest) on May 15, 2021

Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤

Nchi (Guest) on May 13, 2021

😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!

Tambwe (Guest) on May 11, 2021

How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳

George Tenga (Guest) on May 10, 2021

😃 Instant mood boost!

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on May 7, 2021

I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on April 19, 2021

🤣 This joke just made my whole day!

Kassim (Guest) on April 17, 2021

I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴

Jamila (Guest) on April 16, 2021

Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭

Raha (Guest) on April 15, 2021

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆

Peter Otieno (Guest) on April 7, 2021

What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋

Jabir (Guest) on March 10, 2021

🤣 That twist at the end, though!

Mary Kendi (Guest) on February 25, 2021

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷‍♀️

James Kawawa (Guest) on February 20, 2021

I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆

Khamis (Guest) on February 11, 2021

😅 I had to share this with everyone!

Henry Mollel (Guest) on February 3, 2021

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔

Mjaka (Guest) on January 29, 2021

🤣 Sending this now!

Jabir (Guest) on January 27, 2021

Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on January 12, 2021

😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!

Jackson Makori (Guest) on January 11, 2021

I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on January 11, 2021

I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴

Nassar (Guest) on January 10, 2021

The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on January 6, 2021

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺

Victor Malima (Guest) on January 5, 2021

Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱

Salum (Guest) on December 29, 2020

What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷‍♂️

Mary Kendi (Guest) on December 27, 2020

Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on December 25, 2020

Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙

Fatuma (Guest) on December 17, 2020

🤣 Sharing this with everyone!