Short Answer: A pair of pants! 🩳😄
Explanation: Pants have two legs, but they can't walk on their own! They need someone to wear them and give them the ability to move around. So, next time you see a pair of pants, just remember that they're great at covering your legs, but terrible at walking! 🙃
Chris Okello (Guest) on January 2, 2022
I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸♂️🦇
Zakia (Guest) on December 27, 2021
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗
Mwachumu (Guest) on December 27, 2021
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳
Charles Mchome (Guest) on December 7, 2021
I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜
Biashara (Guest) on December 6, 2021
😆 Can’t stop laughing!
Hassan (Guest) on December 5, 2021
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on November 18, 2021
Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸
James Kawawa (Guest) on November 16, 2021
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺
John Lissu (Guest) on November 13, 2021
This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆
Khalifa (Guest) on October 15, 2021
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on October 14, 2021
😂 Sharing right away!
Mchuma (Guest) on October 13, 2021
😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!
Jane Muthui (Guest) on September 28, 2021
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
Selemani (Guest) on September 25, 2021
🤣 Pure genius!
Francis Mtangi (Guest) on September 24, 2021
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜
Habiba (Guest) on September 20, 2021
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂
Rashid (Guest) on September 12, 2021
😂 I’m seriously crying over here!
Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on September 12, 2021
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙
Miriam Mchome (Guest) on September 9, 2021
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧
Jaffar (Guest) on August 27, 2021
I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬
Stephen Mushi (Guest) on August 24, 2021
I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on August 23, 2021
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨💼
Safiya (Guest) on August 22, 2021
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿
Wande (Guest) on August 20, 2021
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅
Peter Mbise (Guest) on August 18, 2021
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔
Susan Wangari (Guest) on August 11, 2021
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠
Moses Mwita (Guest) on August 10, 2021
What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢
Victor Malima (Guest) on August 1, 2021
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑
Shamsa (Guest) on July 30, 2021
😆 Laughing so hard right now!
Irene Makena (Guest) on July 30, 2021
😂 Gotta save this!
Zulekha (Guest) on July 30, 2021
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷♂️
Nyota (Guest) on July 21, 2021
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
George Wanjala (Guest) on July 12, 2021
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️
George Wanjala (Guest) on July 10, 2021
😆 That punchline!
Makame (Guest) on July 7, 2021
This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣
Jane Muthui (Guest) on July 3, 2021
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣
Sofia (Guest) on June 28, 2021
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on June 27, 2021
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭
Khalifa (Guest) on June 23, 2021
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒
Mtumwa (Guest) on June 9, 2021
Thanks Ackyshine
Daudi (Guest) on June 1, 2021
I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘♂️😆
Nasra (Guest) on May 31, 2021
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️
Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on May 26, 2021
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍♂️
Grace Njuguna (Guest) on May 15, 2021
What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙♀️📖
Hassan (Guest) on May 10, 2021
Monday should be optional. 😴⏳
Zubeida (Guest) on April 23, 2021
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔
Yusuf (Guest) on April 20, 2021
😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on April 19, 2021
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on April 9, 2021
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on April 8, 2021
I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷♂️
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on April 6, 2021
I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
James Kimani (Guest) on April 6, 2021
What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌
Furaha (Guest) on April 3, 2021
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on April 1, 2021
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃♂️😴
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on March 28, 2021
🤣 Sharing this right now!
Mashaka (Guest) on March 25, 2021
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞
Michael Onyango (Guest) on March 25, 2021
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨⚖️👔
Martin Otieno (Guest) on March 22, 2021
I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳
Simon Kiprono (Guest) on March 20, 2021
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴
Daudi (Guest) on March 9, 2021
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸