Question: What's a ghost's favorite fruit?
Answer: Boo-berries! 👻🫐
Explanation: Ghosts are often associated with saying "boo!" to scare people, and berries are a type of fruit. By combining these two elements, we create a pun on the word "blueberries" to form "boo-berries." It's a playful and creative way to associate ghosts with their favorite fruit, and the ghost emoji adds a fun touch to the answer!
Ann Wambui (Guest) on September 30, 2021
🤣 Didn’t see that coming!
Mwanahawa (Guest) on September 29, 2021
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆
Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on September 10, 2021
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷♂️🏗️
Kazija (Guest) on September 9, 2021
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏
Yusuf (Guest) on September 9, 2021
🤣 That punchline was unexpected!
Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on September 9, 2021
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️
Kahina (Guest) on September 3, 2021
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️
Joseph Kitine (Guest) on August 29, 2021
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️♀️
James Mduma (Guest) on August 23, 2021
Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅♂️
Robert Okello (Guest) on August 10, 2021
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on July 22, 2021
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍♂️🤷♀️
Mary Mrope (Guest) on July 9, 2021
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬
Monica Lissu (Guest) on July 7, 2021
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️
Josephine Nduta (Guest) on July 5, 2021
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on July 5, 2021
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃
Anna Malela (Guest) on July 3, 2021
😁 Best laugh of the day!
Ali (Guest) on June 29, 2021
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦♀️
Josephine (Guest) on June 23, 2021
Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆
John Mwangi (Guest) on June 18, 2021
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣
Mazrui (Guest) on June 18, 2021
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮
Ali (Guest) on May 24, 2021
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳
Shamim (Guest) on May 20, 2021
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂
Nchi (Guest) on May 19, 2021
😅 I’m still cracking up!
Mhina (Guest) on May 2, 2021
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on April 27, 2021
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣
Nahida (Guest) on April 26, 2021
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲
Alice Mrema (Guest) on April 19, 2021
If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on April 17, 2021
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭
Sumaya (Guest) on April 12, 2021
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃
Kahina (Guest) on April 1, 2021
I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪
Mwanaidha (Guest) on April 1, 2021
😆 That punchline was epic!
Sultan (Guest) on March 23, 2021
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣
Nancy Kabura (Guest) on March 21, 2021
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂
Alex Nakitare (Guest) on March 12, 2021
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on March 5, 2021
Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄
Monica Lissu (Guest) on February 24, 2021
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅♂️
Rashid (Guest) on February 5, 2021
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯
Abdillah (Guest) on January 31, 2021
I run like the winded. 🏃♀️😮💨
Masika (Guest) on January 20, 2021
😆 Saving this one!
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on January 14, 2021
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on January 6, 2021
If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on December 26, 2020
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on December 25, 2020
Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏
Salum (Guest) on December 21, 2020
I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜
Khadija (Guest) on December 19, 2020
😂 Can’t wait to share this!
Mwanakhamis (Guest) on December 9, 2020
Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃♀️
Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on November 28, 2020
😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!
Mustafa (Guest) on November 18, 2020
Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔
Samuel Omondi (Guest) on November 14, 2020
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋
Raha (Guest) on November 12, 2020
😅 I needed that laugh!
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on October 30, 2020
It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎
Martin Otieno (Guest) on October 28, 2020
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on October 26, 2020
I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on October 23, 2020
When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆
Joyce Mussa (Guest) on October 15, 2020
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on October 7, 2020
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on September 26, 2020
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on September 15, 2020
I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣
Samuel Were (Guest) on August 31, 2020
I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣
Mwanaisha (Guest) on August 30, 2020
Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸