Short Answer: It's time to see a tooth-hurty! ๐๐ฆท
Explanation: This answer plays with the word "tooth-hurty" which sounds similar to "two-thirty." The joke is that when you have a toothache, it's time to see a dentist! The emoji adds a playful and cheerful tone to the response.
Jane Muthoni (Guest) on November 27, 2021
If my jeans could talk, theyโd say, 'Stop eating!' ๐๐
Sumaya (Guest) on November 26, 2021
๐ Iโm literally in stitches right now!
Jackson Makori (Guest) on November 16, 2021
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Whereโs popcorn? ๐ฝ๐ฟ
Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on November 15, 2021
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. ๐๐ด
John Kamande (Guest) on October 13, 2021
I canโt cook, but I can follow directionsโso if I fail, itโs the recipeโs fault. ๐ณ๐คทโโ๏ธ
Juma (Guest) on October 7, 2021
Whatโs black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! ๐ฐ๐ค
Rukia (Guest) on October 4, 2021
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! ๐๐ฅ
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on October 3, 2021
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! ๐ผ๐ฎโโ๏ธ
Philip Nyaga (Guest) on October 3, 2021
Why donโt we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! ๐ฝ๐
Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on October 3, 2021
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldnโt see himself doing it! ๐ป๐ซ
Mwinyi (Guest) on September 30, 2021
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why Iโm gaining weight. ๐๐
Sultan (Guest) on September 25, 2021
Love this! Keep them coming! ๐
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on September 25, 2021
My alone time is for everyoneโs safety. ๐ท๐
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on September 24, 2021
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! ๐ณ๐ฆท
Zawadi (Guest) on September 22, 2021
Whatโs a pirateโs favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ฅฌ
Martin Otieno (Guest) on September 19, 2021
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. ๐ก๐
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on September 15, 2021
I used to think I was indecisive, but now Iโm not too sure. ๐คทโโ๏ธ
Rabia (Guest) on September 11, 2021
This one really got me, what a punchline! ๐
Arifa (Guest) on September 9, 2021
๐ Iโm still laughing, canโt stop!
Janet Wambura (Guest) on September 8, 2021
I run like the winded. ๐โโ๏ธ๐จ
Maulid (Guest) on September 4, 2021
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. ๐ง๐คฒ
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on August 23, 2021
Iโm not clumsy. Itโs just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. ๐๐๏ธ
Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on August 20, 2021
This joke is going straight to my favorites! ๐
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on August 6, 2021
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! ๐ก๐
Alice Mwikali (Guest) on August 6, 2021
๐ Laughing so hard right now!
Rukia (Guest) on August 3, 2021
๐ Nailed it!
Jackson Makori (Guest) on July 23, 2021
I told myself I should stop drinking, but Iโm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. ๐บ๐
Nchi (Guest) on July 16, 2021
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. ๐ท๐
Sekela (Guest) on July 10, 2021
Iโm definitely sharing this with my friends! ๐
Chiku (Guest) on July 6, 2021
Haha, this joke is a keeper! ๐
Chum (Guest) on June 29, 2021
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! ๐๐
Asha (Guest) on June 22, 2021
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! ๐
Zulekha (Guest) on June 19, 2021
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. ๐ฑ๐ผ
Victor Kimario (Guest) on June 18, 2021
They say 'donโt try this at home,' so Iโm coming over to your house to try it. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐ก
John Kamande (Guest) on June 16, 2021
What do you call a snowmanโs dog? A slush puppy! โ๐
Samuel Omondi (Guest) on June 6, 2021
I donโt go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. ๐คฏ๐คช
Mwanais (Guest) on June 6, 2021
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! ๐ฑโฐ๏ธ
Zainab (Guest) on May 28, 2021
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! ๐งนโฐ
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on May 25, 2021
Why donโt melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! ๐๐
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on May 18, 2021
๐ Iโm completely obsessed with this!
Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on May 16, 2021
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! ๐๐
Ali (Guest) on May 16, 2021
๐คฃ Sharing this right now!
Zakia (Guest) on May 3, 2021
Why donโt you write with a broken pencil? Because itโs pointless! โ๏ธ๐
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on April 30, 2021
Life is too short to remove USB safely. ๐๐ป
Hawa (Guest) on April 29, 2021
I put my phone in airplane mode, but itโs not flying! โ๏ธ๐ฑ
Mazrui (Guest) on April 25, 2021
Whatโs a ghostโs favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! ๐ป๐ฅง
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on April 14, 2021
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! ๐๐ฆ
Abubakari (Guest) on April 4, 2021
๐ Sharing right away!
Zainab (Guest) on April 4, 2021
How do trees access the internet? They log in! ๐ฒ๐ป
Lucy Wangui (Guest) on March 24, 2021
๐ Can't stop laughing!
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on March 18, 2021
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know Iโm not dead. ๐๏ธ๐
Nuru (Guest) on March 12, 2021
I was having a bad day until I read this! ๐
Victor Malima (Guest) on March 11, 2021
What do you call a can opener that doesnโt work? A canโt opener! ๐ฅซ๐ซ
Nassor (Guest) on March 11, 2021
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! ๐ป๐
Jamal (Guest) on March 9, 2021
Iโm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. ๐ด๐
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on March 6, 2021
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? โ๏ธ๐งต
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on March 5, 2021
Iโve got to save this one, too funny! ๐
Victor Sokoine (Guest) on March 4, 2021
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! ๐ฐ๏ธ๐พ
Majid (Guest) on March 3, 2021
Iโm multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. ๐ง ๐ง
Fatuma (Guest) on February 27, 2021
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. ๐ชโ