Answer: Snow!
Explanation:
π€ What often falls in winter, but never gets hurt? βοΈ Snow!
π¬οΈ Snow is a mischievous little thing that loves to fall from the sky during winter, covering everything with a fluffy white blanket. It arrives with a graceful dance and lands so gently that it never gets hurt! Whether it falls on the ground or lands on your head, snow remains resilient and always bounces back, ready to bring joy and laughter to the world. So, go out and play in the snow, because it's the only thing that can fall from the sky without needing a band-aid! β
Baraka (Guest) on December 13, 2021
Why donβt lobsters ever share? Theyβre too shellfish! π¦π ββοΈ
Violet Mumo (Guest) on December 6, 2021
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, theyβd be bagels! π₯―π
Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on December 5, 2021
Love this! Keep them coming! π
Safiya (Guest) on November 24, 2021
I don't sweatβI sparkle! β¨π
Violet Mumo (Guest) on November 23, 2021
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasnβt peeling well! ππ€
Leila (Guest) on November 17, 2021
Iβm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. π΄π
Mwanahawa (Guest) on November 16, 2021
Iβm reading a book on anti-gravity. Itβs impossible to put down! ππ
Mohamed (Guest) on November 14, 2021
I donβt need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. βπ
James Mduma (Guest) on November 5, 2021
π I had to share this with everyone!
Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on November 3, 2021
This just made my coffee break so much better! βπ
Peter Mbise (Guest) on October 12, 2021
Whatβs a pirateβs favorite exercise? The plank! π΄ββ οΈπ¦΅
Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on October 6, 2021
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. π§π€
Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on October 1, 2021
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. πΌπΈ
Paul Kamau (Guest) on October 1, 2021
You know youβre an adult when you get excited about things like βcleaning supplies.β π§Όπ
Kazija (Guest) on September 25, 2021
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! πΆπ΅
Nancy Komba (Guest) on September 16, 2021
Coffee: because adulting is hard. π©β
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on September 13, 2021
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? π΄πΉ
Yusra (Guest) on August 29, 2021
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? ππ€
Nahida (Guest) on August 28, 2021
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! π¦π΄
Victor Kamau (Guest) on August 26, 2021
The road to success is always under construction. π§ποΈ
Diana Mallya (Guest) on August 26, 2021
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? ππ
Yahya (Guest) on August 21, 2021
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! ππ
Alice Mwikali (Guest) on August 19, 2021
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. ππ§
Philip Nyaga (Guest) on August 17, 2021
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! π
Majid (Guest) on August 16, 2021
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what Iβm doing. πββοΈπ΄
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on August 15, 2021
Iβm writing a book. Iβve got the page numbers done. ππ
Kazija (Guest) on August 14, 2021
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! π π§
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on August 2, 2021
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! π§ββοΈπΎ
Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on July 31, 2021
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. π΄π
Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on July 27, 2021
Whatβs Beethovenβs favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! πΉπ
Joyce Mussa (Guest) on July 18, 2021
Why canβt you give Elsa a balloon? Because sheβll let it go! πβοΈ
Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on July 9, 2021
π Iβm still cracking up!
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on June 28, 2021
π Needed this laugh, thanks!
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on June 27, 2021
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. πͺβ
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on June 26, 2021
Iβm not procrastinating, Iβm just on a procrastination break. β³π
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on June 20, 2021
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because theyβre always stuffed! π§Έπ½οΈ
Samuel Were (Guest) on June 19, 2021
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. ππ
David Musyoka (Guest) on June 19, 2021
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. ππ
Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on June 12, 2021
Iβm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. π΄π
Wande (Guest) on June 5, 2021
Whatβs a skeletonβs least favorite room in the house? The living room! πποΈ
Linda Karimi (Guest) on June 2, 2021
π Still cracking up!
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on May 13, 2021
This joke deserves an award! π
Janet Mwikali (Guest) on May 7, 2021
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! ππ¦Ά
John Mwangi (Guest) on April 27, 2021
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. π€¦ββοΈπ€£
Francis Mrope (Guest) on April 26, 2021
π Perfect joke!
Sultan (Guest) on April 26, 2021
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. ππ₯
Maida (Guest) on April 23, 2021
I had my patience tested. Iβm negative. πβ³
Rahma (Guest) on April 16, 2021
Iβm writing a book. Iβve got the page numbers done. πβοΈ
Mary Kendi (Guest) on April 13, 2021
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! πΎπ΅
Salima (Guest) on April 9, 2021
Iβm on the gin and tonic diet. So far, Iβve lost two days. πΈπ
Tabu (Guest) on April 3, 2021
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! π¦π½οΈ
Salima (Guest) on April 3, 2021
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! πβ°
Victor Kamau (Guest) on April 1, 2021
Whoever said money canβt buy happiness didnβt know where to shop. π΅ποΈ
Latifa (Guest) on March 22, 2021
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. π΄
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on March 20, 2021
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! π§Ήβ°
Salum (Guest) on March 17, 2021
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. πββοΈπ
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on March 9, 2021
Absolutely hilarious! Canβt get enough! π
Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on March 8, 2021
π I havenβt laughed this hard in a while!
Azima (Guest) on March 7, 2021
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. π¦ΈββοΈπͺ
Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on March 6, 2021
I donβt go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. π€―π€ͺ