Martin Otieno (Guest) on December 31, 2021

I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆

Amir (Guest) on December 31, 2021

Love this! Keep them coming! 😁

Khalifa (Guest) on December 31, 2021

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on December 27, 2021

What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴‍☠️🌊

John Kamande (Guest) on December 24, 2021

What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗

Nancy Komba (Guest) on December 21, 2021

I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖

Mashaka (Guest) on December 15, 2021

What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on December 12, 2021

I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕

George Wanjala (Guest) on December 12, 2021

I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘‍♂️😆

Mjaka (Guest) on December 10, 2021

😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on December 8, 2021

If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋‍♀️

Fadhili (Guest) on December 5, 2021

The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️

Salima (Guest) on December 3, 2021

I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴

George Tenga (Guest) on November 28, 2021

Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋

Grace Mligo (Guest) on November 16, 2021

I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on November 9, 2021

A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲

Diana Mallya (Guest) on October 31, 2021

I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬

Raha (Guest) on October 23, 2021

If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋‍♀️

Shabani (Guest) on October 23, 2021

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on October 17, 2021

What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞

Chiku (Guest) on October 9, 2021

Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂

Charles Mrope (Guest) on October 3, 2021

😂 This is too funny!

Zawadi (Guest) on September 10, 2021

Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄

Hamida (Guest) on September 8, 2021

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔

Sofia (Guest) on August 30, 2021

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅

Hawa (Guest) on August 24, 2021

Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️

Frank Macha (Guest) on August 21, 2021

😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!

Alice Mrema (Guest) on August 19, 2021

I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on August 14, 2021

I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷‍♂️

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on July 16, 2021

My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅

Farida (Guest) on June 28, 2021

You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on June 18, 2021

I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸‍♀️😅

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on June 17, 2021

I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔

Kijakazi (Guest) on June 17, 2021

Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜

Irene Makena (Guest) on June 16, 2021

What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏

Abdullah (Guest) on June 11, 2021

Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰

Salma (Guest) on June 3, 2021

🤣 Didn’t see that coming!

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on May 25, 2021

My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on April 25, 2021

I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂

Athumani (Guest) on April 19, 2021

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Patrick Akech (Guest) on April 1, 2021

If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on March 24, 2021

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷‍♀️

Grace Minja (Guest) on March 22, 2021

😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on March 20, 2021

😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on March 17, 2021

Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾

Halima (Guest) on March 10, 2021

I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on March 9, 2021

Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on March 8, 2021

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on February 25, 2021

😆 Still cracking up!

Rose Waithera (Guest) on February 18, 2021

I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on February 17, 2021

I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸‍♀️🤫

Salima (Guest) on February 16, 2021

You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷‍♂️

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on February 3, 2021

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on January 31, 2021

What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎

John Lissu (Guest) on January 28, 2021

I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on January 26, 2021

I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣

Binti (Guest) on January 26, 2021

Thanks Ackyshine

Rahim (Guest) on January 25, 2021

Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇‍♀️😆

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on January 15, 2021

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on January 10, 2021

😂 I’m saving this one!