Question: What kind of flower do you never want to get on Valentine’s Day?
Answer: Cauliflower! 🌼🥦
Explanation: You definitely don't want to receive cauliflower on Valentine's Day because, well, it's not exactly the most romantic flower! While flowers like roses and tulips are traditional symbols of love and affection, receiving a bouquet of cauliflower would be quite unexpected and possibly confusing. Plus, who wants a bouquet of vegetables when they're expecting a beautiful arrangement of colorful blooms? 😄
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on March 11, 2022
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂
George Tenga (Guest) on March 9, 2022
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻
Martin Otieno (Guest) on March 8, 2022
If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙
Frank Macha (Guest) on March 6, 2022
I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃
Peter Otieno (Guest) on February 9, 2022
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on February 7, 2022
This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂
Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on January 27, 2022
😂 Sharing right away!
Grace Mligo (Guest) on January 26, 2022
Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂
Victor Kimario (Guest) on January 21, 2022
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴
Mariam Hassan (Guest) on January 16, 2022
What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕
Mhina (Guest) on January 9, 2022
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on January 9, 2022
Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬
Mtumwa (Guest) on December 30, 2021
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣
Jane Malecela (Guest) on December 29, 2021
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴☠️🎶
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on December 27, 2021
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂
Sofia (Guest) on December 26, 2021
🤣 Didn’t see that coming!
Rose Waithera (Guest) on December 15, 2021
Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔
Paul Kamau (Guest) on December 15, 2021
I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅
Joyce Nkya (Guest) on December 14, 2021
Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰
Stephen Mushi (Guest) on December 11, 2021
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻❄️🏠
Grace Njuguna (Guest) on December 10, 2021
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔
Martin Otieno (Guest) on December 1, 2021
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍♂️
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on November 28, 2021
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰
Mwalimu (Guest) on November 25, 2021
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅
Patrick Kidata (Guest) on November 21, 2021
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝
Nashon (Guest) on November 18, 2021
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃
Rose Waithera (Guest) on October 19, 2021
What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on October 19, 2021
😆 Totally hilarious!
David Sokoine (Guest) on October 12, 2021
😁 Added to my favorites!
Jane Malecela (Guest) on October 11, 2021
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋
Ibrahim (Guest) on October 8, 2021
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on September 30, 2021
I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️♂️😆
Mwanahawa (Guest) on September 29, 2021
I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪
Husna (Guest) on September 26, 2021
You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on September 24, 2021
Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔
Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on September 7, 2021
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️
Leila (Guest) on September 5, 2021
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑
Mwanajuma (Guest) on September 4, 2021
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️
Josephine Nduta (Guest) on August 30, 2021
I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆
Mwakisu (Guest) on August 29, 2021
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on August 27, 2021
I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬
George Tenga (Guest) on August 26, 2021
Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰
Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on August 24, 2021
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠
Josephine Nduta (Guest) on August 20, 2021
😂 I can’t stop laughing!
Mwanaidha (Guest) on August 8, 2021
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰
Zuhura (Guest) on August 8, 2021
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆
Safiya (Guest) on July 31, 2021
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋
Ali (Guest) on July 27, 2021
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪
Mhina (Guest) on July 26, 2021
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️
Mwajabu (Guest) on July 24, 2021
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷♂️🤔
Francis Mrope (Guest) on July 23, 2021
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on July 20, 2021
I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆
James Mduma (Guest) on July 18, 2021
It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎
Mohamed (Guest) on July 3, 2021
Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂
Nassar (Guest) on June 27, 2021
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆
Michael Mboya (Guest) on June 14, 2021
Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻
Masika (Guest) on May 28, 2021
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
Sarah Achieng (Guest) on May 21, 2021
What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on May 17, 2021
😂 Can’t wait to share this!
Athumani (Guest) on May 2, 2021
😂 This joke just made my day!