What has an eye, but cannot see?

Jackson Makori (Guest) on December 23, 2021

😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!

Charles Mchome (Guest) on December 2, 2021

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯

David Sokoine (Guest) on November 28, 2021

How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃

Diana Mallya (Guest) on November 28, 2021

What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩

James Malima (Guest) on November 16, 2021

Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on November 15, 2021

Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷‍♂️

Rukia (Guest) on November 5, 2021

If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦

Anna Malela (Guest) on November 1, 2021

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨

Susan Wangari (Guest) on October 22, 2021

I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on October 3, 2021

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷‍♂️🤔

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on October 1, 2021

Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴

Ibrahim (Guest) on September 29, 2021

Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on September 29, 2021

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on September 26, 2021

Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆

Neema (Guest) on September 19, 2021

You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on September 12, 2021

What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡

Samuel Were (Guest) on September 8, 2021

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on September 2, 2021

Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵

Anna Sumari (Guest) on September 1, 2021

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃

Anna Malela (Guest) on August 31, 2021

What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤

Jafari (Guest) on August 26, 2021

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on August 21, 2021

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on August 19, 2021

What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴‍☠️🦵

Shukuru (Guest) on August 18, 2021

Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰

Rubea (Guest) on August 16, 2021

Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜

Nancy Komba (Guest) on August 15, 2021

The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂

Khatib (Guest) on August 13, 2021

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐

James Mduma (Guest) on August 7, 2021

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡

Nassor (Guest) on July 24, 2021

Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃‍♀️🥵

Brian Karanja (Guest) on July 19, 2021

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on July 10, 2021

I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍‍♀️🔵

Zuhura (Guest) on June 26, 2021

I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on June 18, 2021

😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!

Mwanahawa (Guest) on June 17, 2021

If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔

Irene Makena (Guest) on June 12, 2021

I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on June 7, 2021

😂 Gotta save this!

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on June 2, 2021

😆 Rolling on the floor!

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on May 31, 2021

I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖

Yusra (Guest) on May 31, 2021

I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍‍♂️

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on May 25, 2021

Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃‍♀️

Shani (Guest) on May 18, 2021

What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃

Mwanahawa (Guest) on May 7, 2021

What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on May 2, 2021

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on April 26, 2021

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on April 25, 2021

It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎

Paul Kamau (Guest) on April 22, 2021

What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥

Chris Okello (Guest) on April 21, 2021

What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on April 9, 2021

How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻

Raha (Guest) on April 8, 2021

I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌

Zubeida (Guest) on April 6, 2021

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on March 23, 2021

What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on March 22, 2021

I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠

Rahma (Guest) on March 21, 2021

😂 Can’t wait to share this!

Jabir (Guest) on March 13, 2021

I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️‍♂️🤏

Sarah Karani (Guest) on March 10, 2021

What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on March 6, 2021

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃‍♂️😴

Grace Mligo (Guest) on February 28, 2021

Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱

Mwanahawa (Guest) on February 24, 2021

This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆

David Musyoka (Guest) on February 21, 2021

😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!

Alice Jebet (Guest) on February 4, 2021

Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰