Carol Nyakio (Guest) on July 17, 2021

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧

Khatib (Guest) on July 10, 2021

If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵

Rashid (Guest) on July 9, 2021

What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on July 5, 2021

Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉

Juma (Guest) on July 3, 2021

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘

Nora Kidata (Guest) on June 27, 2021

Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮‍♀️

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on June 20, 2021

🤣 That punchline was unexpected!

Shabani (Guest) on June 8, 2021

Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊

Salum (Guest) on June 2, 2021

If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆

Salma (Guest) on May 29, 2021

I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️👋

Linda Karimi (Guest) on May 25, 2021

What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗

Shukuru (Guest) on May 21, 2021

Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on May 15, 2021

I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on May 9, 2021

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Issa (Guest) on May 1, 2021

My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on April 18, 2021

I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️

Mwalimu (Guest) on April 14, 2021

I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on April 13, 2021

I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷‍♂️🤭

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on April 12, 2021

My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️

Amina (Guest) on April 10, 2021

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on April 2, 2021

Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️

David Chacha (Guest) on March 26, 2021

How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on March 19, 2021

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️

Khalifa (Guest) on March 14, 2021

What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌

Peter Otieno (Guest) on March 6, 2021

What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻

Hawa (Guest) on March 6, 2021

I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on March 4, 2021

Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on February 28, 2021

Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on February 19, 2021

😄 What a joke!

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on February 17, 2021

I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆

James Malima (Guest) on February 14, 2021

😂 Can't stop laughing!

Sekela (Guest) on January 27, 2021

I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍‍♀️🔵

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on January 27, 2021

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬

Kheri (Guest) on January 19, 2021

How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on January 11, 2021

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷‍♀️

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on December 31, 2020

What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on December 26, 2020

Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏

Farida (Guest) on December 23, 2020

Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸‍♀️❤️

Zubeida (Guest) on December 6, 2020

🤣 Sharing this with everyone!

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on December 4, 2020

I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Mwajabu (Guest) on November 30, 2020

How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️

Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on November 21, 2020

😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!

Mwafirika (Guest) on November 20, 2020

Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️‍♂️

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on November 15, 2020

Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on November 14, 2020

😆 That punchline was epic!

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on October 18, 2020

I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔

Anna Mchome (Guest) on October 13, 2020

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦‍♂️🤣

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on October 8, 2020

My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯

Peter Otieno (Guest) on October 4, 2020

Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣

Zubeida (Guest) on October 3, 2020

I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬

Sultan (Guest) on September 26, 2020

I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on September 22, 2020

You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔

Alice Mrema (Guest) on September 20, 2020

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on September 19, 2020

I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃‍♂️

John Malisa (Guest) on September 16, 2020

I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱

Makame (Guest) on September 16, 2020

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Charles Mchome (Guest) on September 13, 2020

I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳

Ramadhan (Guest) on August 25, 2020

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on August 20, 2020

How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️

Grace Minja (Guest) on August 20, 2020

How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳