What did the monster ask his sweetheart?

Mary Njeri (Guest) on January 16, 2022

I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭

Muslima (Guest) on January 8, 2022

They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶‍♂️🏡

Yusra (Guest) on January 7, 2022

😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!

Bahati (Guest) on January 4, 2022

Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅‍♂️

Mashaka (Guest) on December 31, 2021

Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋

Shabani (Guest) on December 27, 2021

😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!

Omari (Guest) on December 11, 2021

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on December 10, 2021

Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on November 28, 2021

😆 Laughing so hard right now!

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on November 28, 2021

I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️

Michael Onyango (Guest) on November 17, 2021

It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on November 12, 2021

What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣

Kheri (Guest) on October 26, 2021

Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on October 18, 2021

Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬

Jabir (Guest) on October 9, 2021

This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on October 4, 2021

How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️

Shukuru (Guest) on October 2, 2021

My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂

Kazija (Guest) on September 18, 2021

I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶

John Mushi (Guest) on September 14, 2021

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️‍♂️

Nassor (Guest) on August 29, 2021

Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴

Omari (Guest) on August 18, 2021

Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍

Ali (Guest) on August 17, 2021

I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on August 11, 2021

Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on August 6, 2021

What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on August 1, 2021

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on July 23, 2021

I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉

Mhina (Guest) on July 23, 2021

What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on July 17, 2021

What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙‍♀️📖

Mwanais (Guest) on July 11, 2021

Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on July 10, 2021

A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲

Raha (Guest) on July 8, 2021

My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on June 30, 2021

😂 I’m saving this one!

Mwanais (Guest) on June 20, 2021

I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on May 17, 2021

Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂

Wande (Guest) on May 15, 2021

Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on May 7, 2021

Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻

Daniel Obura (Guest) on May 5, 2021

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️

Rabia (Guest) on April 30, 2021

What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞

Mwanahawa (Guest) on April 26, 2021

I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Mwakisu (Guest) on April 14, 2021

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Mwinyi (Guest) on April 9, 2021

I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on April 7, 2021

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on March 25, 2021

I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔

Joy Wacera (Guest) on March 23, 2021

Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆

Fadhila (Guest) on March 19, 2021

How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃

Janet Sumari (Guest) on March 12, 2021

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂

Hamida (Guest) on February 23, 2021

I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯

Khadija (Guest) on February 19, 2021

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on February 2, 2021

What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟‍♂️🌾

Mwagonda (Guest) on January 26, 2021

Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊

Baridi (Guest) on January 17, 2021

Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨

Halimah (Guest) on January 11, 2021

🤣 This one’s fire!

John Mushi (Guest) on January 9, 2021

Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on January 8, 2021

I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴

Mwalimu (Guest) on December 23, 2020

Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮‍♀️

Nora Kidata (Guest) on December 21, 2020

I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on December 19, 2020

How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓

Salma (Guest) on December 18, 2020

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Selemani (Guest) on December 14, 2020

I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on December 13, 2020

What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗