Marafiki wawili (Jose na Ben) walikuwa wanatembea mtaani akatokea mwanamke akarusha busu kwa mmojawapo kupitia dirishani katika jengo la ghorofa tatu.
Wakaanza kujadiliana kama ifuatavyo:
Ben: Muone yule mrembo amenirushia busu
Jose: tafadhali achana na huyo mwanamke, usimjali..
(baadae yule mwanamke akamuashiria aende)
Ben: yule mwanamke ameniita!
Jose: Rafiki yangu, usiende. Nakutafadhalisha.
Ben: Kwa nini unaniambia nisiende Wakati mrembo kama yule ananiita? Huo ni wivu
Jose: Ben, Ninakutafadhalisha tena, usiende, tafadhali usiende kule (akihisi kutotiliwa maanani)
(Rafiki yake alimpuuza na alienda kwa yule mwanamke, mwanamke alishuka kukutana naye na wakapanda juu. Ghafla wakiwa wanataka kuanza taratibu za kula uroda, wakasikia mlio WA gari getini).. 🔊🔊
Lady: _(akiangalia kupitia dirishani)_
Oooh! Yule ni mume wangu!!
Ben: Mama yangu !
Nipo matatani, kweli ? ..!!
Lady: Usiwe na khofu, jifanye kuwa Dobi na anza kupiga pasi hizo nguo
(akimuonyesha lundo la nguo)
(Ben alitumia masaa matano kukamilisha kunyoosha zile nguo kwa sababu yule mume hakutoka tena siku ile)
(Siku iliyofuatia Ben alikwenda kwa Rafiki yake)
Ben: Kaka, unaweza kuamini Jana nimepiga pasi nguo kwa masaa matano???
Jose: Lakini nilikwambia usiende. Nguo zote hizo ulizonyoosha, Nilizifua Mimi Juzi!!
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