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Odhis:ย Hii gari haina watu bana.
Makanga:ย Kwani hao wawili wenye wamekaa hapo ndani ni ngโ€™ombe?

Man:ย Wekeni nyimbo za Yesu tafadhali.
Makanga:ย Yesu bado hajatoa album. Akitoa tutaeka.

Mwikali:ย Excuse me condaโ€ฆgari za Mwingi zinapandiwa wapi?
Makanga:ย Ziliacha kupandwa juu hazimei.

Man:ย Kwani mwisho wa gari ni wapi?
Makanga:ย Mwisho ni hapo penye number plate iko.

Karis:ย Ruaka ni how much?
Makanga:ย Sijaskia Ruaka ikiuzwa. But nikiskia nitakwambia.

Passenger:ย Shukisha dere.
Makanga:ย Tukishukisha dere utaendesha gari?

Johnny:ย Maze, hii gari iko na joto sana.
Makanga:ย Basi shuka upande fridge

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Mwanaidi (Guest) on June 23, 2017

๐Ÿ˜‚ Nacheka hadi nalia!

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on May 29, 2017

Nimependa hii! Endelea kuzileta! ๐Ÿ˜

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on May 22, 2017

๐Ÿ˜ Hii ni hazina ya kichekesho!

Linda Karimi (Guest) on May 16, 2017

Nimefurahia sana hii! ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜Š

Robert Okello (Guest) on April 21, 2017

๐Ÿคฃ Hii kichekesho ni nzuri sana!

Charles Mchome (Guest) on April 14, 2017

Ucheshi wenu unanifurahisha! ๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜‚

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on April 1, 2017

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜…

Leila (Guest) on March 10, 2017

๐Ÿ˜… Nilihitaji kicheko hiki, asante!

John Lissu (Guest) on February 15, 2017

Hii imenikumbusha enzi zile! ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜‚

Grace Mushi (Guest) on December 30, 2016

Haha, hii ni kicheko bora zaidi nilichopata wiki hii! ๐Ÿ˜

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on December 18, 2016

Ucheshi wenu unanifurahisha sana! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on November 30, 2016

๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘Œ

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on November 22, 2016

Kweli mna ucheshi wa kipekee! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on November 20, 2016

Hii kichekesho ni ya kuhifadhi bila shaka! ๐Ÿ˜

Mwinyi (Guest) on November 11, 2016

Hii imeniboresha wakati wangu wa mapumziko! โ˜•๐Ÿ˜†

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on November 6, 2016

Kila siku napenda jokes zenu! ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜‚

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on November 5, 2016

Huu ucheshi hauna kifani! ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ”ฅ

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on October 6, 2016

Kweli mna kipaji cha ucheshi! ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿคฃ

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on September 23, 2016

Kweli mna ucheshi wa kipekee sana! ๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜‚

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on September 22, 2016

Nimecheka hadi nina furaha sana! ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜‚

Sarah Karani (Guest) on September 19, 2016

Hii imenifurahisha hadi ninacheka kwa sauti! ๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜…

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on June 21, 2016

๐Ÿ˜‚ Siwezi kuacha kucheka!

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on June 19, 2016

Hii ni joke ya kipekee sana! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘

Fatuma (Guest) on June 18, 2016

๐Ÿคฃ Kichekesho bora kabisa!

Mhina (Guest) on June 11, 2016

๐Ÿคฃ Ninashiriki hii sasa hivi!

Sumaya (Guest) on June 8, 2016

๐Ÿ˜† Ninakufa hapa!

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on June 6, 2016

Ucheshi wenu unanifurahisha kila siku! ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜„

Frank Macha (Guest) on May 24, 2016

๐Ÿ˜… Nilihitaji kicheko hicho!

Nora Kidata (Guest) on May 22, 2016

๐Ÿคฃ Hiyo punchline ilikuwa haikutarajiwa!

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on May 17, 2016

๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜‚

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on May 12, 2016

Nimefurahia sana hii joke! ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜‚

Jackson Makori (Guest) on May 3, 2016

Ucheshi wenu ni wa hali ya juu sana! ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜‚

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on May 3, 2016

Hii imenikuna! ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜Š

Kevin Maina (Guest) on April 24, 2016

๐Ÿคฃ Nalia kwa kicheko kweli!

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on February 15, 2016

Bado nacheka, hiyo ilikuwa nzuri sana! ๐Ÿคฃ

Anna Malela (Guest) on February 13, 2016

Huyu alikuwa na point! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘Œ

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on February 8, 2016

Hii ni joke ya ukweli kabisa! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on January 27, 2016

Ucheshi wenu unanifurahisha kila siku! ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜‚

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on January 20, 2016

๐Ÿ˜† Hii imenigonga kweli!

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on January 16, 2016

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜Š

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on November 14, 2015

๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜„

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on November 3, 2015

Hii imenikumbusha kicheko cha zamani! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜…

Martin Otieno (Guest) on October 8, 2015

Kweli mna ucheshi! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ

Sumaya (Guest) on October 8, 2015

๐Ÿ˜‚ Nitaiiba hii bila shaka!

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on September 23, 2015

Mna talent ya jokes! ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜‚

Jackson Makori (Guest) on September 10, 2015

Hii imenibamba sana! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜…

Leila (Guest) on September 9, 2015

Hii ni kichekesho kali sana, ninashiriki na kila mtu! ๐Ÿ˜‚

Tambwe (Guest) on September 6, 2015

๐Ÿ˜† Siwezi kuacha kucheka!

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on August 17, 2015

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ‘

Habiba (Guest) on July 9, 2015

๐Ÿคฃ Ninaituma sasa hivi!

John Mushi (Guest) on July 2, 2015

Hii imenifurahisha sana! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Sumaya (Guest) on June 29, 2015

๐Ÿ˜‚ Siwezi kuacha kucheka!

Mary Kendi (Guest) on June 2, 2015

๐Ÿคฃ Hii imewaka moto!

Warda (Guest) on May 10, 2015

๐Ÿ˜… Bado nacheka!

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on May 3, 2015

๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ˜Š

Brian Karanja (Guest) on April 11, 2015

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜…

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