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MKE: Mbona unanukia pafyumu ya kike?
MUME: Yaa kuna mwanamke tulikuwa tumeminyana ndani ya daladala
MKE: Na lipstiki kwenye shati?
MUME: Tulikumbatiana na wageni toka Zambia walitembelea ofisi yetu
MKE: Na ile kondom iliyotumika kwenye mfuko wa suruali?
MUME: Bwana ee acha maswali ya kijinga mi nalala nina usingizi
MKE: Lazima niulize mie huwa nahakikisha nimeacha kila kitu hukohuko ndio narudi nyumbani
MUME: Umesema nini wewe?
MKE: Bwana ee acha maswali ya kijinga mi nalala nina usingizi. πŸ˜„πŸ˜„

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Susan Wangari (Guest) on August 16, 2017

Hii imenifurahisha sana! 🀣😊

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on July 10, 2017

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Peter Mbise (Guest) on June 10, 2017

Hii ni ya kufurahisha! πŸ˜„πŸ˜…

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on May 12, 2017

Hii ni joke ya kipekee sana! πŸ˜‚πŸ‘

Janet Wambura (Guest) on March 24, 2017

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John Kamande (Guest) on March 12, 2017

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Rukia (Guest) on March 4, 2017

πŸ˜… Nilihitaji kicheko hicho!

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on March 4, 2017

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Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on January 30, 2017

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πŸ˜… Bado nacheka!

Peter Otieno (Guest) on December 16, 2016

Hii joke ni ya kufurahisha! 🀣🀣

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on December 15, 2016

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Ucheshi wenu unanifurahisha kila siku! πŸ˜†πŸ˜‚

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πŸ˜† Hiyo punchline!

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😁 Hii ni dhahabu!

Janet Wambura (Guest) on November 9, 2016

πŸ˜… Bado nacheka!

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Umeimaliza kabisa, kichekesho gani! πŸ˜„

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πŸ˜† Naihifadhi hii!

Daniel Obura (Guest) on September 14, 2016

😁 Imeongezwa kwenye vipendwa!

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πŸ˜ƒ Hali imeboreshwa papo hapo!

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Nimecheka hadi nina furaha sana! 🀣😊

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πŸ˜… Bado ninacheka!

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Martin Otieno (Guest) on July 3, 2016

Hii joke imenikumbusha enzi zile! πŸ˜ŠπŸ˜‚

Issack (Guest) on July 3, 2016

😁 Hii imenifanya siku yangu iwe bora!

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Henry Sokoine (Guest) on June 12, 2016

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Michael Mboya (Guest) on May 25, 2016

Napenda jokes zenu! πŸ˜ŠπŸ˜…

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on May 19, 2016

Kweli mna ucheshi wa kipekee! πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

Henry Mollel (Guest) on May 10, 2016

Umesema kweli! πŸ‘ŒπŸ˜‚

Halima (Guest) on April 26, 2016

🀣 Sikutarajia hiyo!

Asha (Guest) on March 26, 2016

Hii ni dhahabu ya vichekesho! πŸ˜„

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🀣 Hii imenigonga vizuri!

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πŸ˜† Ninacheka sana sasa hivi!

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Raphael Okoth (Guest) on October 30, 2015

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Maimuna (Guest) on October 30, 2015

Sikutarajia hiyo punchlineβ€”kichekesho! 🀣

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on October 12, 2015

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Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on September 3, 2015

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Susan Wangari (Guest) on August 29, 2015

Hii kichekesho ilikuwa bora! Nimeipenda! 🎯

Linda Karimi (Guest) on August 3, 2015

Nimecheka hadi mbavu zinauma πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on July 23, 2015

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Martin Otieno (Guest) on June 25, 2015

πŸ˜† Bado nacheka, siwezi kuacha!

Francis Mrope (Guest) on June 13, 2015

πŸ˜„ Dhahabu ya vichekesho!

Mwalimu (Guest) on April 26, 2015

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Mna talent ya jokes! πŸ‘πŸ˜‚

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