MAJIBU YA MAKONDA WA DALADALA ZETU GONGOLAMBOTO HUKU
Date: July 25, 2021
Author: SW - Melkisedeck Shine
1. wewe Dada unaturingia nini na matiti yako mawili , mbwa pia ana matiti nane na haturingii eboo !!!!
2. Ka wafikiri Una haraka sana Shuka ukimbie.
3. Nauli kulipa lazima ,Chenji ukikumbuka.
4. Kutapika ndani ndani ya Daladala fain 250/= ,ukijamba pia 250/= ,Sasa jamba tukujue viti vina alarm!…
5.Hatujasema wewe ni Mnene ila Ukikalia SITI mbili Lipia….
6. Hio Elfu kumi yako nenda nunua avocado upake alafu uteleze hadi posta ,nauli ya daladala ni 350/=.
7. usifungue dirisha ungetaka upepo ungepanda pikipiki..
8. wewe Dada hebu sogea hukoo, Unaringa nini wakati asubuhi hii umeoga na sabuni ya kuoshea vyombo…
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