Why do bananas have to put sunscreen on before they go to the beach?

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on November 18, 2022

Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜

Rashid (Guest) on November 12, 2022

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷‍♂️😎

Mwanajuma (Guest) on November 12, 2022

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜

Paul Kamau (Guest) on November 11, 2022

How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥

Janet Wambura (Guest) on November 10, 2022

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️‍♂️

Safiya (Guest) on November 7, 2022

Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on October 31, 2022

I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on October 18, 2022

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋

Yusra (Guest) on October 14, 2022

My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭

Ali (Guest) on October 9, 2022

What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on September 26, 2022

How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on September 22, 2022

How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛‍♂️🤧

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on September 18, 2022

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶‍♂️

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on September 9, 2022

😅 I’m still cracking up!

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on September 5, 2022

If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦

Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on August 20, 2022

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆

Francis Mrope (Guest) on August 20, 2022

I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂

George Ndungu (Guest) on August 10, 2022

Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯‍♂️

Hawa (Guest) on August 7, 2022

Love this! Keep them coming! 😁

Alice Jebet (Guest) on August 6, 2022

What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚

Michael Mboya (Guest) on July 26, 2022

Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜

Mwanahawa (Guest) on June 28, 2022

I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆

Binti (Guest) on June 25, 2022

I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮‍♂️

Fadhila (Guest) on June 20, 2022

If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋‍♀️

Sarafina (Guest) on June 18, 2022

Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️

Kheri (Guest) on June 14, 2022

I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on June 8, 2022

What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️

Salima (Guest) on May 31, 2022

Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍‍♂️🤷‍♀️

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on May 28, 2022

I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on May 26, 2022

Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on May 25, 2022

This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆

Issack (Guest) on May 25, 2022

I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆

Umi (Guest) on May 19, 2022

Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕

George Tenga (Guest) on May 16, 2022

What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on May 8, 2022

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪

Latifa (Guest) on April 26, 2022

To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣

Omar (Guest) on April 25, 2022

Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰

Mwafirika (Guest) on April 22, 2022

🤣 Pure genius!

Anna Malela (Guest) on April 19, 2022

If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on April 17, 2022

I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸‍♂️

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on April 11, 2022

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸‍♂️

Amani (Guest) on March 29, 2022

😂 This joke just made my day!

Monica Lissu (Guest) on March 24, 2022

Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on March 16, 2022

What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on March 16, 2022

Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️

Ann Awino (Guest) on March 16, 2022

Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌

Mwanajuma (Guest) on March 11, 2022

What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on March 10, 2022

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖

Binti (Guest) on March 6, 2022

I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on February 26, 2022

What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪

Rubea (Guest) on February 20, 2022

😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on February 8, 2022

I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on February 3, 2022

😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on January 23, 2022

😂 Sharing right away!

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on January 22, 2022

Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍

Zulekha (Guest) on January 6, 2022

Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴

Zakaria (Guest) on January 5, 2022

That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on December 31, 2021

I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷‍♂️🤭

Ahmed (Guest) on December 25, 2021

I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬

Jabir (Guest) on November 25, 2021

How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰