What’s the best way to talk to a T-Rex?

Kiza (Guest) on September 2, 2022

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on August 30, 2022

Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰

James Mduma (Guest) on August 27, 2022

Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸

Sofia (Guest) on August 24, 2022

😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on July 30, 2022

😆 Saving this one!

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on July 29, 2022

What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋

Khalifa (Guest) on July 17, 2022

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃‍♂️😴

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on July 6, 2022

If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦

Francis Mrope (Guest) on July 5, 2022

How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on July 3, 2022

If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on July 3, 2022

I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆

David Nyerere (Guest) on June 22, 2022

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂

George Ndungu (Guest) on June 17, 2022

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️

David Nyerere (Guest) on June 15, 2022

Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂

Asha (Guest) on June 13, 2022

You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥

Patrick Akech (Guest) on May 30, 2022

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆

Halimah (Guest) on May 26, 2022

😂 I’m seriously crying over here!

Amani (Guest) on May 12, 2022

I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on May 8, 2022

😄 Perfect joke!

Martin Otieno (Guest) on April 29, 2022

😂 This is a keeper!

Neema (Guest) on April 25, 2022

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on April 14, 2022

😄 You got me good!

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on April 13, 2022

How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰

Tambwe (Guest) on April 12, 2022

😆 Can’t stop laughing!

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on April 10, 2022

The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂

Abdullah (Guest) on April 2, 2022

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on March 26, 2022

I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏

Robert Okello (Guest) on March 26, 2022

I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃

Moses Mwita (Guest) on March 21, 2022

Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅‍♂️

Mwanais (Guest) on March 16, 2022

Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬

Ahmed (Guest) on March 14, 2022

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷‍♂️😎

Kheri (Guest) on March 14, 2022

Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅‍♂️

Fadhili (Guest) on February 25, 2022

What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on February 22, 2022

What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡

Ahmed (Guest) on February 4, 2022

What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚

Bahati (Guest) on January 28, 2022

I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷‍♂️🤭

Ann Awino (Guest) on January 27, 2022

😅 I’m still cracking up!

Abubakari (Guest) on January 24, 2022

😅 I needed that laugh!

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on January 23, 2022

😂 I need to save this one forever!

Daniel Obura (Guest) on January 21, 2022

I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on January 11, 2022

I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸‍♀️😅

Chum (Guest) on January 10, 2022

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘

Selemani (Guest) on January 9, 2022

I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣

Mwalimu (Guest) on January 2, 2022

Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊

Mustafa (Guest) on December 31, 2021

Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on December 26, 2021

Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍

Nasra (Guest) on December 18, 2021

What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃‍♂️

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on December 6, 2021

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪

Muslima (Guest) on December 5, 2021

I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️

Victor Kimario (Guest) on December 3, 2021

How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on December 2, 2021

If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on November 29, 2021

I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍‍♀️🔵

Moses Mwita (Guest) on November 25, 2021

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on November 22, 2021

I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑

Abdullah (Guest) on November 1, 2021

What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟‍♂️🌾

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on October 22, 2021

In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆‍♂️😂

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on October 21, 2021

Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮‍♀️

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on October 8, 2021

If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴

Ibrahim (Guest) on October 2, 2021

What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤

Khadija (Guest) on September 29, 2021

Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔