Short Answer: A pair of pants! ๐ฉณ๐
Explanation: Pants have two legs, but they can't walk on their own! They need someone to wear them and give them the ability to move around. So, next time you see a pair of pants, just remember that they're great at covering your legs, but terrible at walking! ๐
Mazrui (Guest) on October 31, 2022
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. ๐๏ธ๐
Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on October 28, 2022
Itโs okay if you donโt like me. Not everyone has good taste. ๐๐
John Lissu (Guest) on October 22, 2022
Why donโt skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! ๐ฆด๐
Biashara (Guest) on October 17, 2022
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! โฐ
Daniel Obura (Guest) on September 22, 2022
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐คทโโ๏ธ
John Lissu (Guest) on September 14, 2022
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. ๐ง๐ฅ
Victor Kimario (Guest) on September 8, 2022
Iโm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. ๐ด๐
Mariam (Guest) on September 3, 2022
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. ๐ณ๏ธ๐ฆ
George Tenga (Guest) on September 3, 2022
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! ๐โค๏ธ
Maneno (Guest) on August 30, 2022
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. ๐๐
David Sokoine (Guest) on August 29, 2022
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! ๐ฆ๐
Khamis (Guest) on August 26, 2022
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! ๐๐ชฎ
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on August 25, 2022
I donโt need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. โ๐
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on August 25, 2022
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! ๐พ๐ต
Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on August 16, 2022
Iโve got to remember this one for later! ๐
Zawadi (Guest) on August 12, 2022
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ๐ฉโ
Patrick Akech (Guest) on August 11, 2022
I canโt adult today. Please donโt make me adult. ๐๐ฌ
Mwafirika (Guest) on August 9, 2022
If at first, you donโt succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. ๐ฉโ๐ง๐คทโโ๏ธ
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on August 8, 2022
I donโt care what the question is. The answer is pizza. ๐๐คค
Rehema (Guest) on August 6, 2022
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! ๐๐ฆถ
Irene Akoth (Guest) on August 6, 2022
๐ Added to my favorites!
Sharifa (Guest) on August 1, 2022
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldnโt handle the power struggle! ๐ฑ๐
Victor Malima (Guest) on July 10, 2022
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! ๐๐ฐ
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on July 3, 2022
If weโre not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? ๐ง๐
Fadhila (Guest) on June 28, 2022
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ต
Alice Mrema (Guest) on June 27, 2022
๐ Iโm still chuckling at this!
Simon Kiprono (Guest) on June 26, 2022
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! ๐๐ณ
Mwanahawa (Guest) on June 22, 2022
Why donโt we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? ๐ฑ๐ฐ
Jane Malecela (Guest) on June 22, 2022
I love sleep because itโs like a time machine to breakfast. ๐๏ธ๐ฅ
Rabia (Guest) on June 22, 2022
Why donโt scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! โ๏ธ๐ค
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on June 16, 2022
Iโm definitely sharing this with my friends! ๐
Nassor (Guest) on June 13, 2022
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! โ๐
Jafari (Guest) on May 25, 2022
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! ๐ธ๐ก
Mgeni (Guest) on May 17, 2022
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! ๐๐ป
Biashara (Guest) on May 13, 2022
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. โ๏ธ๐ฐ
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on May 9, 2022
I canโt wait to tell this joke at my next party! ๐
Shabani (Guest) on May 5, 2022
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. ๐๐ด
Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on April 29, 2022
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. ๐๐
Wande (Guest) on April 25, 2022
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! ๐
Susan Wangari (Guest) on April 24, 2022
๐ This just made my day!
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on April 20, 2022
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! ๐ฟ๏ธ๐ฐ
Shabani (Guest) on April 19, 2022
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasnโt tried chocolate. ๐ซ๐
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on April 4, 2022
Sometimes I drink waterโjust to surprise my liver. ๐ฅค๐
George Wanjala (Guest) on March 31, 2022
Iโve had my patience tested. Iโm negative. ๐โณ
Khadija (Guest) on March 30, 2022
Why donโt you write with a broken pencil? Because itโs pointless! โ๏ธ๐
Ahmed (Guest) on March 27, 2022
Running is great. Unless you faint. ๐โโ๏ธ๐ฅต
Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on March 14, 2022
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! ๐ป๐บ
Mhina (Guest) on March 13, 2022
If at first, you donโt succeed, then skydiving definitely isnโt for you. ๐ชโ
Ali (Guest) on March 10, 2022
Whatโs the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! ๐ฃ๐บ
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on March 9, 2022
๐ I needed that!
Mary Sokoine (Guest) on March 1, 2022
You know youโre an adult when you get excited about things like โcleaning supplies.โ ๐งผ๐
Athumani (Guest) on February 20, 2022
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! ๐ฆ๐ฉ
Daniel Obura (Guest) on February 18, 2022
๐ This is gold!
Hamida (Guest) on February 12, 2022
๐ Totally didnโt see that coming!
Khatib (Guest) on February 2, 2022
My brain has too many tabs open. ๐ป๐ง
Victor Kamau (Guest) on January 29, 2022
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! โ๏ธ๐
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on January 28, 2022
Why donโt skeletons go to scary movies? They donโt have the guts! ๐๐ฌ
Alice Mrema (Guest) on January 28, 2022
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! โ๐ช
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on January 27, 2022
Why donโt bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! ๐๐ฏโโ๏ธ
Hekima (Guest) on January 8, 2022
I donโt make mistakes. I date them. ๐๐