What’s a ghost’s favorite room in the house?

Umi (Guest) on September 29, 2022

Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯‍♂️

Susan Wangari (Guest) on September 29, 2022

Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃‍♀️

Jackson Makori (Guest) on September 28, 2022

Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽

Alice Jebet (Guest) on September 17, 2022

Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻

Yusuf (Guest) on September 8, 2022

Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯

Anna Malela (Guest) on September 7, 2022

I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔

Mzee (Guest) on September 6, 2022

I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬

Jane Malecela (Guest) on September 4, 2022

Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎

Janet Sumari (Guest) on September 2, 2022

😆 Can’t stop laughing!

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on August 31, 2022

If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋‍♀️

Jafari (Guest) on August 26, 2022

😄 Nailed it!

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on August 24, 2022

Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵

Victor Kamau (Guest) on August 3, 2022

The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on July 31, 2022

If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on July 30, 2022

What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on July 24, 2022

😄 This is pure brilliance!

Sarafina (Guest) on July 13, 2022

A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲

Robert Okello (Guest) on July 11, 2022

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖

Salum (Guest) on July 5, 2022

What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿

Abdullah (Guest) on July 3, 2022

Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍‍♂️🤷‍♀️

Mwakisu (Guest) on June 17, 2022

What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩

Amir (Guest) on June 16, 2022

Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔

Abubakar (Guest) on June 16, 2022

Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄

Daniel Obura (Guest) on May 31, 2022

I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔

Anna Malela (Guest) on May 29, 2022

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹

Linda Karimi (Guest) on May 25, 2022

Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻

Joy Wacera (Guest) on May 23, 2022

If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋‍♀️

Sarah Karani (Guest) on May 23, 2022

Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜

Zawadi (Guest) on May 20, 2022

Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔

Halimah (Guest) on May 12, 2022

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷‍♀️

Grace Mushi (Guest) on May 10, 2022

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃

Bahati (Guest) on May 7, 2022

I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞

Ann Awino (Guest) on May 3, 2022

If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌

Mchuma (Guest) on May 2, 2022

😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!

Muslima (Guest) on April 6, 2022

How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷‍♂️🏗️

Baraka (Guest) on March 28, 2022

I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Salma (Guest) on March 26, 2022

How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂

Bakari (Guest) on March 26, 2022

😂 I’m saving this one!

Salma (Guest) on March 17, 2022

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on March 13, 2022

😃 Instant mood boost!

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on February 28, 2022

Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️

John Lissu (Guest) on February 22, 2022

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀

Mary Kendi (Guest) on February 19, 2022

What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷‍♂️

Francis Njeru (Guest) on February 13, 2022

How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛‍♂️✉️

Robert Okello (Guest) on February 12, 2022

How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮

Farida (Guest) on February 3, 2022

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛‍♂️

Martin Otieno (Guest) on February 2, 2022

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on January 25, 2022

I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖

George Tenga (Guest) on January 25, 2022

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞

David Kawawa (Guest) on January 24, 2022

I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on January 19, 2022

😄 Perfect joke!

Michael Onyango (Guest) on January 18, 2022

What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on January 15, 2022

If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬

Abdullah (Guest) on January 14, 2022

I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐

James Mduma (Guest) on January 9, 2022

😆 That punchline was epic!

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on December 28, 2021

That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅

Paul Kamau (Guest) on December 26, 2021

Love this! Keep them coming! 😁

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on December 25, 2021

Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on December 22, 2021

Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸

Yusuf (Guest) on December 5, 2021

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶