Answer: ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ A Counting Dracula!
Explanation: If you were to cross a teacher with a vampire, you would get none other than a "Counting Dracula"! This hilarious play on words combines the classic vampire with the job of a teacher, emphasizing their love for counting and grading papers. So, watch out for this fang-tastic educator who might just sink their teeth into some math equations! ๐๐งโโ๏ธ๐
Maneno (Guest) on September 26, 2022
Thereโs no 'we' in fries. ๐๐ซ
Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on September 14, 2022
Iโm reading a book on anti-gravity. Itโs impossible to put down! ๐๐
Victor Sokoine (Guest) on September 7, 2022
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. ๐๐ผ
Samuel Omondi (Guest) on September 5, 2022
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. โก๐
Victor Kimario (Guest) on September 4, 2022
I donโt have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
Biashara (Guest) on September 2, 2022
I have a degree in sarcasm. ๐๐
Diana Mallya (Guest) on August 27, 2022
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! ๐๐
Diana Mallya (Guest) on August 27, 2022
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! ๐๐ถ
Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on August 27, 2022
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. ๐๐ง
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on August 26, 2022
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! ๐๐ฆ
Josephine Nduta (Guest) on August 8, 2022
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! ๐ฅ๐ก
Victor Malima (Guest) on August 8, 2022
Whatโs a ghostโs favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! ๐ป๐ฅง
Mchawi (Guest) on August 7, 2022
๐ Iโm bookmarking this for later!
Kheri (Guest) on August 3, 2022
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they canโt fit them in their trunks! ๐๐ฑ
Janet Sumari (Guest) on July 31, 2022
๐ You totally won the internet today!
Farida (Guest) on July 7, 2022
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. ๐ผ๐ธ
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on July 5, 2022
๐ That punchline!
Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on June 20, 2022
I canโt believe I forgot to go to the gym today. Thatโs seven years in a row now. ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐
Issack (Guest) on June 19, 2022
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. ๐๐ด
Binti (Guest) on June 18, 2022
๐ I canโt even breathe, so funny!
Stephen Mushi (Guest) on June 18, 2022
Iโd give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. ๐๐ค
Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on June 11, 2022
I love long walks, especially when theyโre taken by people who annoy me. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐
Sharifa (Guest) on June 1, 2022
This joke is going straight to my favorites! ๐
Sultan (Guest) on May 23, 2022
Whatโs the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! ๐๐ข
Charles Wafula (Guest) on May 22, 2022
Sarcasm is the bodyโs natural defense against stupidity. ๐๐ก๏ธ
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on May 18, 2022
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! ๐๐ฐ
Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on May 3, 2022
How do you throw a space party? You planet! ๐ช๐
Charles Wafula (Guest) on May 3, 2022
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! ๐พ๐ต
Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on April 11, 2022
๐ Best laugh of the day!
George Mallya (Guest) on April 9, 2022
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! ๐ถ๐ต
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on April 8, 2022
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! ๐๐
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on April 5, 2022
I dusted once. It came back. Iโm not falling for that again. ๐งน๐
Issack (Guest) on March 24, 2022
I donโt procrastinate; I reschedule. ๐๏ธ๐
Mary Sokoine (Guest) on March 20, 2022
My brain has too many tabs open. ๐ป๐ง
Josephine Nduta (Guest) on March 17, 2022
๐ Gotta save this!
Sekela (Guest) on March 3, 2022
Monday should be optional. ๐ดโณ
Rose Waithera (Guest) on March 3, 2022
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. ๐ท๐
Amina (Guest) on February 13, 2022
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! ๐ฐ๏ธ๐พ
Muslima (Guest) on February 12, 2022
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. ๐ง๐คฒ
Alice Jebet (Guest) on February 5, 2022
Iโve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. ๐๐ค
Kiza (Guest) on January 23, 2022
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? ๐๐
Peter Otieno (Guest) on January 13, 2022
I donโt need a mood ring; I have a face. ๐๐ฌ
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on January 9, 2022
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. ๐๐ฆท
Nuru (Guest) on January 8, 2022
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. ๐ก๐ด
Maneno (Guest) on January 8, 2022
๐คฃ This joke is too good!
Francis Mtangi (Guest) on December 30, 2021
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? ๐ฆธโโ๏ธโค๏ธ
Grace Njuguna (Guest) on December 28, 2021
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! ๐๐ป
Mwajabu (Guest) on December 25, 2021
Whatโs black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! ๐ฐ๐ค
Leila (Guest) on December 24, 2021
I wasnโt born to 'just get things done'โI was born to confuse people with my nonsense. ๐คฏ๐คช
Mhina (Guest) on December 22, 2021
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! ๐๐ฅ
Khalifa (Guest) on December 19, 2021
Donโt make me adult today. ๐ฌ๐งธ
Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on December 16, 2021
Why donโt lobsters ever share? Theyโre too shellfish! ๐ฆ๐ โโ๏ธ
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on December 14, 2021
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what Iโm doing. ๐โโ๏ธ๐ด
Mwanais (Guest) on December 12, 2021
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! ๐๐๏ธโโ๏ธ
Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on December 11, 2021
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Whereโs popcorn? ๐ฝ๐ฟ
Susan Wangari (Guest) on December 1, 2021
Iโm sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? ๐๐ฌ
Amir (Guest) on November 28, 2021
This just made my coffee break so much better! โ๐
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on November 26, 2021
Why donโt sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! ๐ฆ๐คก
Mwanaidha (Guest) on November 22, 2021
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, Iโll go on ahead! ๐ฉ๐โโ๏ธ
Philip Nyaga (Guest) on November 18, 2021
๐ Canโt stop laughing!