Joseph Mallya (Guest) on July 29, 2022

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️

Makame (Guest) on July 23, 2022

How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂

Anna Mchome (Guest) on July 12, 2022

I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅

Sekela (Guest) on July 6, 2022

I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂

Makame (Guest) on July 2, 2022

🤣 This joke is just too good!

Jane Malecela (Guest) on June 29, 2022

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬

Yahya (Guest) on June 27, 2022

If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝

Ndoto (Guest) on June 22, 2022

I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on June 15, 2022

😁 This just made my day!

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on June 11, 2022

😂 So funny!

Amina (Guest) on June 10, 2022

Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on May 28, 2022

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on May 28, 2022

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛‍♂️

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on May 17, 2022

Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on May 17, 2022

I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Zulekha (Guest) on April 28, 2022

I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂

Mwalimu (Guest) on April 27, 2022

😅 I’m still chuckling at this!

James Mduma (Guest) on April 26, 2022

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖

Safiya (Guest) on April 23, 2022

Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on April 20, 2022

Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️

Muslima (Guest) on April 14, 2022

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on April 13, 2022

Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠

Baraka (Guest) on April 4, 2022

How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰

Issack (Guest) on March 30, 2022

Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉

Irene Makena (Guest) on March 25, 2022

Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅‍♂️

Josephine (Guest) on March 20, 2022

This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂

Salma (Guest) on March 16, 2022

This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁

Shabani (Guest) on March 8, 2022

Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯‍♂️

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on March 1, 2022

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Monica Lissu (Guest) on February 28, 2022

I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on February 24, 2022

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋

Khatib (Guest) on February 24, 2022

Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on February 20, 2022

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟

Maulid (Guest) on February 2, 2022

😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on January 31, 2022

If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️

Amani (Guest) on January 25, 2022

How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻

Abubakar (Guest) on January 9, 2022

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆

Warda (Guest) on January 8, 2022

What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗

Sekela (Guest) on January 6, 2022

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on January 3, 2022

Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜

David Ochieng (Guest) on January 3, 2022

Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨

James Kawawa (Guest) on January 1, 2022

The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on December 25, 2021

What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻

Kiza (Guest) on December 17, 2021

😂 I’m seriously crying over here!

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on December 4, 2021

How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛‍♂️🤧

Shamsa (Guest) on December 1, 2021

I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌

Ibrahim (Guest) on November 23, 2021

Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌

Peter Mbise (Guest) on November 19, 2021

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣

Kheri (Guest) on November 10, 2021

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼

Khadija (Guest) on November 2, 2021

Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on October 23, 2021

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠

George Wanjala (Guest) on October 22, 2021

What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on October 7, 2021

This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆

Charles Mboje (Guest) on October 4, 2021

If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔

Jamila (Guest) on September 24, 2021

Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on September 18, 2021

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨

Mariam (Guest) on September 10, 2021

😂 I can’t stop laughing!

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on September 9, 2021

I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂

Fadhila (Guest) on September 6, 2021

What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️

Charles Mchome (Guest) on August 15, 2021

I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶