Answer: Snow!
Explanation:
π€ What often falls in winter, but never gets hurt? βοΈ Snow!
π¬οΈ Snow is a mischievous little thing that loves to fall from the sky during winter, covering everything with a fluffy white blanket. It arrives with a graceful dance and lands so gently that it never gets hurt! Whether it falls on the ground or lands on your head, snow remains resilient and always bounces back, ready to bring joy and laughter to the world. So, go out and play in the snow, because it's the only thing that can fall from the sky without needing a band-aid! β
James Kimani (Guest) on December 1, 2022
Iβve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. π§ββοΈπ
James Kimani (Guest) on November 24, 2022
π I canβt even breathe, so funny!
Khamis (Guest) on November 14, 2022
You know youβre lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. ποΈπ
Salima (Guest) on November 13, 2022
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. ππ¬
George Ndungu (Guest) on November 10, 2022
What did the traffic light say to the car? Donβt look, Iβm changing! π¦π
Samson Mahiga (Guest) on November 4, 2022
Why donβt skeletons play music in church? Because they donβt have organs! βͺπΆ
John Lissu (Guest) on October 30, 2022
I canβt wait to tell this joke at my next party! π
Christopher Oloo (Guest) on October 18, 2022
I love sleep because itβs like a time machine to breakfast. ποΈπ₯
George Ndungu (Guest) on October 15, 2022
Whatβs a pirateβs favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! π΄ββ οΈπ₯¬
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on October 14, 2022
Iβm still cracking up, that was brilliant! π€£
Victor Malima (Guest) on October 7, 2022
How do trees access the internet? They log in! π²π»
Rabia (Guest) on September 25, 2022
π Canβt wait to share this!
Jafari (Guest) on September 15, 2022
I put my phone in airplane mode, but itβs not flying! βοΈπ±
Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on September 9, 2022
This joke just made my dayβhilarious! π€£
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on September 4, 2022
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! ππ―
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on August 30, 2022
I'd agree with you, but then weβd both be wrong. π€π€·ββοΈ
Kazija (Guest) on August 15, 2022
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! π¦π©
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on August 6, 2022
Iβm on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. ππ
Alex Nakitare (Guest) on August 5, 2022
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! ππ΄
Nyota (Guest) on August 3, 2022
Iβve had my patience tested. Iβm negative. πβ³
Mwanaidi (Guest) on July 30, 2022
Why donβt birds use Facebook? They already tweet! π¦π€
Victor Kamau (Guest) on July 26, 2022
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. β±οΈπ
Linda Karimi (Guest) on July 25, 2022
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. π°π
Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on July 23, 2022
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. π€π€ΈββοΈ
Mariam Hassan (Guest) on July 20, 2022
Iβm definitely sharing this with my friends! π
Mgeni (Guest) on July 19, 2022
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because theyβre transparent! π»π€₯
Muslima (Guest) on July 16, 2022
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! π¨ββοΈπ
David Chacha (Guest) on July 14, 2022
Why donβt koalas count as bears? They donβt have the koalifications! π¨π
Selemani (Guest) on July 10, 2022
I used to think I was indecisive, but now Iβm not too sure. π€·ββοΈ
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on July 5, 2022
I have too many apps on my phone, but thereβs no app to keep track of them. π±π
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on June 28, 2022
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why Iβm gaining weight. ππ
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on June 25, 2022
I used to think I was indecisive, but now Iβm not so sure. π€·ββοΈπ
James Malima (Guest) on June 16, 2022
π Too good!
Chum (Guest) on June 8, 2022
Just what I needed today! Thank you! π
Mwinyi (Guest) on June 4, 2022
π That punchline was epic!
Ali (Guest) on June 4, 2022
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! ππ
Diana Mallya (Guest) on May 27, 2022
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! βπͺ
Zuhura (Guest) on May 22, 2022
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. ποΈπ
Mchuma (Guest) on May 13, 2022
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. πΈποΈ
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on May 7, 2022
Why donβt eggs tell jokes? Theyβd crack each other up! π₯π€£
Furaha (Guest) on April 23, 2022
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! β½π§
Nashon (Guest) on April 15, 2022
Iβve got to save this one, too funny! π
Samson Mahiga (Guest) on April 14, 2022
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. ππΌ
Athumani (Guest) on April 3, 2022
π You got me!
John Kamande (Guest) on April 1, 2022
π Totally didnβt see that coming!
Sofia (Guest) on March 20, 2022
Whatβs a cowβs favorite place to go? The moo-vies! ππ₯
Kazija (Guest) on March 17, 2022
This joke was on point! Love it! π―
Ibrahim (Guest) on March 14, 2022
I love long walks, especially when theyβre taken by people who annoy me. πΆββοΈπ
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on February 28, 2022
I canβt adult today. Please donβt make me adult. ππ¬
Amani (Guest) on February 24, 2022
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! π¦¨βοΈ
Ali (Guest) on February 6, 2022
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. βπββοΈ
Brian Karanja (Guest) on January 30, 2022
I hate when Iβm singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. π€πΆ
David Kawawa (Guest) on January 24, 2022
π Bookmarking this!
Alex Nakitare (Guest) on January 18, 2022
Sorry, I canβt come to the phone right now. Iβm busy being fabulous. ππ
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on January 14, 2022
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! ππ°
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on January 6, 2022
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! βπ§ββοΈ
Zawadi (Guest) on January 3, 2022
π€£ This one got me good!
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on December 20, 2021
Itβs not that Iβm lazy, Iβm just highly motivated to do nothing. ποΈπ
Sofia (Guest) on December 17, 2021
Haha, this joke is a keeper! π
Abdullah (Guest) on December 14, 2021
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! π π