Q: What do you call a worm with no teeth?
A: A gummy worm! ๐๐
Explanation: This answer plays with the pun between a "gummy worm" (a type of chewy candy) and a worm without teeth. Normally, worms don't have teeth, but in this case, we imagine a worm that's literally made out of gummy candy. It's a whimsical and light-hearted response that combines the concept of a toothless worm with a tasty treat, leaving us with a smile on our faces.
Charles Mboje (Guest) on December 29, 2022
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! ๐โ๏ธ
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on December 10, 2022
I donโt need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. โ๐
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on December 8, 2022
๐ Iโm seriously crying over here!
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on December 5, 2022
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. ๐ฑ๐ด
Rubea (Guest) on December 2, 2022
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! โ๏ธ๐
Sultan (Guest) on November 21, 2022
Iโve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldnโt say that' to 'What the heck, letโs see what happens'. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐คญ
Nancy Kabura (Guest) on November 18, 2022
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. ๐ ๐ โโ๏ธ
Alex Nakitare (Guest) on November 12, 2022
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. ๐ฐ๐คฃ
Simon Kiprono (Guest) on November 11, 2022
What do you call a bear thatโs stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! ๐ป๐ง๏ธ
Jane Muthoni (Guest) on November 9, 2022
This joke is a keeper for sure! ๐
Mwajabu (Guest) on November 5, 2022
Whatโs a witchโs favorite subject in school? Spelling! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
Jane Muthui (Guest) on November 3, 2022
๐ Iโm dying!
Victor Sokoine (Guest) on November 1, 2022
Whatโs a cowโs favorite place to go? The moo-vies! ๐๐ฅ
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on October 29, 2022
Why donโt bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! ๐๐ฏโโ๏ธ
Monica Lissu (Guest) on October 19, 2022
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! ๐ฐ๏ธ๐๏ธ
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on October 15, 2022
If Cinderellaโs shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? ๐ ๐ค
Patrick Akech (Guest) on October 12, 2022
If stress burned calories, Iโd be a supermodel. ๐ฅ๐
Rahim (Guest) on October 12, 2022
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. ๐ฐ๏ธ๐ด
Selemani (Guest) on October 8, 2022
๐ This is gold!
Kassim (Guest) on October 7, 2022
Donโt you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. ๐ค๐ฌ
Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on October 3, 2022
I donโt suffer from insanityโI enjoy every minute of it. ๐คชโณ
Charles Mrope (Guest) on September 27, 2022
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concernโฆ ๐งโโ๏ธโ๏ธ
Frank Macha (Guest) on September 24, 2022
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! ๐ผ๐ฎโโ๏ธ
Aziza (Guest) on September 16, 2022
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! โฐ
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on September 15, 2022
Why donโt skeletons go to scary movies? They donโt have the guts! ๐๐ฌ
Amani (Guest) on September 10, 2022
๐ This is an absolute gem of a joke!
Martin Otieno (Guest) on September 6, 2022
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasnโt peeling well! ๐๐ค
Nyota (Guest) on September 4, 2022
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns donโt work! ๐๐
Miriam Mchome (Guest) on September 1, 2022
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. ๐โ๏ธ
Khadija (Guest) on August 27, 2022
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! ๐ค๐
Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on August 17, 2022
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. ๐ก๐
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on August 11, 2022
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. โณ๐โโ๏ธ
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on August 11, 2022
๐ Iโm completely obsessed with this!
Joseph Kitine (Guest) on August 6, 2022
If weโre not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? ๐ฅช๐ก
Asha (Guest) on July 22, 2022
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. ๐ช๐
Jaffar (Guest) on July 22, 2022
Why donโt scientists trust stairs? Theyโre always leading you up to something! ๐งช๐ช
Mwalimu (Guest) on July 22, 2022
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! โณ๐
Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on July 18, 2022
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, Iโd be rich... and probably still hungry. ๐๐ต
Grace Wairimu (Guest) on July 3, 2022
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. ๐๐ง
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on June 25, 2022
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ถ
Mchuma (Guest) on June 20, 2022
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! ๐๐ฆถ
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on June 16, 2022
๐คฃ Sharing this right now!
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on June 9, 2022
I could give up chocolate, but Iโm not a quitter. ๐ซ๐ช
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on June 4, 2022
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. ๐๐ด
Maneno (Guest) on May 15, 2022
Whatโs black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! ๐ฐ๐ค
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on May 13, 2022
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! ๐ฐ
Nyota (Guest) on May 11, 2022
I put my phone in airplane mode, but itโs not flying! โ๏ธ๐ฑ
Latifa (Guest) on May 2, 2022
Absolutely hilarious! Canโt get enough! ๐
Halimah (Guest) on April 30, 2022
I like long walksโespecially when theyโre taken by people who annoy me. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐
Mwajabu (Guest) on March 30, 2022
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. ๐๐งน
Christopher Oloo (Guest) on March 28, 2022
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! ๐ฆ๐ฝ๏ธ
Alex Nakitare (Guest) on March 28, 2022
๐ Pure comedy gold!
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on March 23, 2022
I donโt care what the question is. The answer is pizza. ๐๐คค
Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on March 10, 2022
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! ๐งนโฐ
Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on March 9, 2022
๐ Still cracking up!
David Chacha (Guest) on March 7, 2022
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ๐ฉโ
Zubeida (Guest) on March 1, 2022
They say 'donโt try this at home,' so Iโm coming over to your house to try it. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐ก
Jafari (Guest) on February 22, 2022
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. โณ๐โโ๏ธ
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on February 11, 2022
When I said Iโd do it later, I didnโt mean tomorrow. I meant next year. ๐ ๐
Ramadhan (Guest) on February 6, 2022
I love you more than coffee, but please donโt make me prove it. โโค๏ธ