Q: What do you call a teacher with no arms, no legs, and no body?
A: A "mind-boggling genius" emoji
Explanation:
You call them a "mind-boggling genius" because even without a physical body, they still manage to impart knowledge and teach with their incredible brainpower! ๐ง ๐ก Despite their lack of limbs, they've found a way to defy the odds and inspire students. They're simply extraordinary! ๐๐
Yusra (Guest) on September 7, 2022
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! ๐๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ
Aziza (Guest) on September 4, 2022
๐ Instant mood boost!
Kijakazi (Guest) on August 28, 2022
๐ I had to share this with everyone!
Nahida (Guest) on August 21, 2022
๐ Iโm literally in stitches right now!
Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on August 19, 2022
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. ๐คฆโโ๏ธ๐คฃ
Shukuru (Guest) on August 18, 2022
๐ Iโm completely obsessed with this!
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on August 14, 2022
Iโm definitely telling this one to my friends! ๐
Josephine (Guest) on August 12, 2022
Iโve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. ๐๐
Chum (Guest) on August 4, 2022
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! ๐
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on August 1, 2022
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! ๐โ๏ธ
Peter Mwambui (Guest) on July 28, 2022
I canโt believe I forgot to go to the gym today. Thatโs seven years in a row now. ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐
Fatuma (Guest) on July 22, 2022
I was having a bad day until I read this! ๐
Mwanakhamis (Guest) on July 22, 2022
๐ This is gold!
Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on July 19, 2022
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! ๐ธ๐น
Hekima (Guest) on July 17, 2022
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! ๐๐ป
Baridi (Guest) on July 14, 2022
If you think nobody cares if youโre alive, try missing a couple of car payments. ๐๐ต
Salima (Guest) on July 9, 2022
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! ๐ ๐ง
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on July 6, 2022
Monday should be optional. ๐ดโณ
Victor Kimario (Guest) on July 3, 2022
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! ๐๐ฅ
Alice Mwikali (Guest) on July 2, 2022
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. ๐ฒ๐
Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on June 29, 2022
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! ๐โจ
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on June 11, 2022
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what Iโm doing. ๐โโ๏ธ๐ด
Abubakari (Guest) on June 6, 2022
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! ๐คฃ
Anna Sumari (Guest) on June 1, 2022
Coffee: because adulting is hard. โ๐จโ๐ผ
Peter Mbise (Guest) on May 18, 2022
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! ๐ฅท๐
Anna Malela (Guest) on May 16, 2022
๐ I need to save this one forever!
Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on May 7, 2022
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! ๐ก๐
Francis Njeru (Guest) on May 7, 2022
๐คฃ This joke is just too good!
Kahina (Guest) on May 6, 2022
This joke was on point! Love it! ๐ฏ
Mary Sokoine (Guest) on April 27, 2022
I donโt know how to act my age because Iโve never been this age before. ๐ค๐
Arifa (Guest) on April 22, 2022
Iโve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? ๐ธ๐
Amina (Guest) on April 14, 2022
๐คฃ This joke is too good!
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on March 27, 2022
I canโt adult today. Please donโt make me adult. ๐๐ฌ
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on March 24, 2022
Iโm not weird; Iโm limited edition. ๐๐ฆ
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on March 10, 2022
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? ๐๐
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on March 3, 2022
Iโve got to save this one, too funny! ๐
Halima (Guest) on March 1, 2022
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. ๐โ๏ธ
Mwafirika (Guest) on February 25, 2022
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! โฑ๏ธ๐
Saidi (Guest) on February 24, 2022
Thereโs no 'we' in fries. ๐๐คจ
Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on February 22, 2022
What do you call cheese that isnโt yours? Nacho cheese! ๐ง๐คฃ
Tabu (Guest) on February 19, 2022
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. ๐๐
Anna Mchome (Guest) on February 14, 2022
I would lose weight, but I donโt like losing. ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on February 11, 2022
I donโt have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
Neema (Guest) on February 11, 2022
Why couldnโt the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! ๐ฒ๐
Mhina (Guest) on February 7, 2022
๐ I canโt stop laughing!
Ahmed (Guest) on January 30, 2022
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! ๐ฑ๐
Henry Mollel (Guest) on January 26, 2022
Why donโt skeletons fight each other? They donโt have the guts! ๐ฆด๐
Victor Sokoine (Guest) on January 25, 2022
๐คฃ This oneโs fire!
Nora Kidata (Guest) on January 23, 2022
๐ Laughing so hard right now!
Furaha (Guest) on January 22, 2022
I love long walks, especially when theyโre taken by people who annoy me. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐
Janet Mwikali (Guest) on January 20, 2022
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! ๐งฆโณ
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on January 14, 2022
๐ Iโm dying over here!
Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on January 8, 2022
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! ๐ฆ๐ฝ๏ธ
Zakia (Guest) on January 7, 2022
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. ๐ง๐ค
Frank Macha (Guest) on December 29, 2021
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. ๐โโ๏ธ๐
Frank Macha (Guest) on December 24, 2021
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! ๐ช๐ฅ
Kahina (Guest) on December 21, 2021
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! ๐๐ฆ
Zainab (Guest) on December 21, 2021
If Monday had a face, Iโd punch it. ๐ฅ๐
Mwajuma (Guest) on December 12, 2021
๐ Still cracking up!
David Nyerere (Guest) on November 27, 2021
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. ๐ผ๐ด