Q: What do you call a teacher with no arms, no legs, and no body?
A: A "mind-boggling genius" emoji
Explanation:
You call them a "mind-boggling genius" because even without a physical body, they still manage to impart knowledge and teach with their incredible brainpower! π§ π‘ Despite their lack of limbs, they've found a way to defy the odds and inspire students. They're simply extraordinary! ππ
Yusra (Guest) on September 7, 2022
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! ππ΅οΈββοΈ
Aziza (Guest) on September 4, 2022
π Instant mood boost!
Kijakazi (Guest) on August 28, 2022
π I had to share this with everyone!
Nahida (Guest) on August 21, 2022
π Iβm literally in stitches right now!
Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on August 19, 2022
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. π€¦ββοΈπ€£
Shukuru (Guest) on August 18, 2022
π Iβm completely obsessed with this!
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on August 14, 2022
Iβm definitely telling this one to my friends! π
Josephine (Guest) on August 12, 2022
Iβve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. ππ
Chum (Guest) on August 4, 2022
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! π
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on August 1, 2022
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! πβοΈ
Peter Mwambui (Guest) on July 28, 2022
I canβt believe I forgot to go to the gym today. Thatβs seven years in a row now. ποΈββοΈπ
Fatuma (Guest) on July 22, 2022
I was having a bad day until I read this! π
Mwanakhamis (Guest) on July 22, 2022
π This is gold!
Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on July 19, 2022
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! πΈπΉ
Hekima (Guest) on July 17, 2022
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! ππ»
Baridi (Guest) on July 14, 2022
If you think nobody cares if youβre alive, try missing a couple of car payments. ππ΅
Salima (Guest) on July 9, 2022
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! π π§
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on July 6, 2022
Monday should be optional. π΄β³
Victor Kimario (Guest) on July 3, 2022
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! ππ₯
Alice Mwikali (Guest) on July 2, 2022
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. π²π
Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on June 29, 2022
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! πβ¨
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on June 11, 2022
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what Iβm doing. πββοΈπ΄
Abubakari (Guest) on June 6, 2022
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! π€£
Anna Sumari (Guest) on June 1, 2022
Coffee: because adulting is hard. βπ¨βπΌ
Peter Mbise (Guest) on May 18, 2022
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! π₯·π
Anna Malela (Guest) on May 16, 2022
π I need to save this one forever!
Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on May 7, 2022
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! π‘π
Francis Njeru (Guest) on May 7, 2022
π€£ This joke is just too good!
Kahina (Guest) on May 6, 2022
This joke was on point! Love it! π―
Mary Sokoine (Guest) on April 27, 2022
I donβt know how to act my age because Iβve never been this age before. π€π
Arifa (Guest) on April 22, 2022
Iβve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? πΈπ
Amina (Guest) on April 14, 2022
π€£ This joke is too good!
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on March 27, 2022
I canβt adult today. Please donβt make me adult. ππ¬
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on March 24, 2022
Iβm not weird; Iβm limited edition. ππ¦
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on March 10, 2022
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? ππ
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on March 3, 2022
Iβve got to save this one, too funny! π
Halima (Guest) on March 1, 2022
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. πβοΈ
Mwafirika (Guest) on February 25, 2022
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! β±οΈπ
Saidi (Guest) on February 24, 2022
Thereβs no 'we' in fries. ππ€¨
Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on February 22, 2022
What do you call cheese that isnβt yours? Nacho cheese! π§π€£
Tabu (Guest) on February 19, 2022
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. ππ
Anna Mchome (Guest) on February 14, 2022
I would lose weight, but I donβt like losing. ποΈββοΈπ
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on February 11, 2022
I donβt have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. π€·ββοΈπ
Neema (Guest) on February 11, 2022
Why couldnβt the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! π²π
Mhina (Guest) on February 7, 2022
π I canβt stop laughing!
Ahmed (Guest) on January 30, 2022
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! π±π
Henry Mollel (Guest) on January 26, 2022
Why donβt skeletons fight each other? They donβt have the guts! π¦΄π
Victor Sokoine (Guest) on January 25, 2022
π€£ This oneβs fire!
Nora Kidata (Guest) on January 23, 2022
π Laughing so hard right now!
Furaha (Guest) on January 22, 2022
I love long walks, especially when theyβre taken by people who annoy me. πΆββοΈπ
Janet Mwikali (Guest) on January 20, 2022
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! π§¦β³
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on January 14, 2022
π Iβm dying over here!
Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on January 8, 2022
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! π¦π½οΈ
Zakia (Guest) on January 7, 2022
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. π§π€
Frank Macha (Guest) on December 29, 2021
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. πββοΈπ
Frank Macha (Guest) on December 24, 2021
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! πͺπ₯
Kahina (Guest) on December 21, 2021
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! ππ¦
Zainab (Guest) on December 21, 2021
If Monday had a face, Iβd punch it. π₯π
Mwajuma (Guest) on December 12, 2021
π Still cracking up!
David Nyerere (Guest) on November 27, 2021
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. πΌπ΄