What do witches order at hotels? Broom service! ๐งนโจ
Explanation: This funny answer plays on the idea of witches and their association with brooms. Instead of the usual room service, witches would humorously request "broom service" since brooms are often depicted as their mode of transportation. It adds a touch of whimsy and magic to the traditional hotel service, making for a playful and creative response. The broom emoji and sparkle emoji further enhance the magical atmosphere.
Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on October 23, 2022
Whatโs a pirateโs favorite exercise? The plank! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ฆต
Amina (Guest) on October 18, 2022
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! ๐
Tambwe (Guest) on October 16, 2022
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Sultan (Guest) on September 30, 2022
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? ๐ด๐น
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on September 24, 2022
Iโm not late. Iโm just early for tomorrow. โฐ๐
Rabia (Guest) on August 31, 2022
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Peter Otieno (Guest) on August 30, 2022
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. ๐ฑ๐ผ
Samson Mahiga (Guest) on August 27, 2022
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. ๐โโ๏ธ๐
Paul Kamau (Guest) on August 26, 2022
Iโve got to remember this one for later! ๐
Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on August 22, 2022
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! ๐ธ๐น
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on August 17, 2022
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! ๐๐
Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on August 14, 2022
Iโve learned so much from my mistakes, Iโm thinking of making a few more. ๐๐
Irene Akoth (Guest) on August 8, 2022
I dusted once. It came back. Iโm not falling for that again. ๐งน๐
Ibrahim (Guest) on August 7, 2022
๐ Can't stop laughing!
Shamim (Guest) on August 6, 2022
This joke just turned my whole mood around! ๐
Josephine Nduta (Guest) on July 29, 2022
I run like the winded. ๐โโ๏ธ๐ฎโ๐จ
Monica Lissu (Guest) on July 27, 2022
Why donโt bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! ๐๐ฏโโ๏ธ
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on July 26, 2022
Why donโt koalas make great detectives? Theyโre terrible at following koal-ifications! ๐จ๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ
Sarafina (Guest) on July 26, 2022
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. ๐ ๐ โโ๏ธ
Mwanaidi (Guest) on July 20, 2022
This one really got me, what a punchline! ๐
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on July 12, 2022
๐คฃ Brilliant joke!
Victor Malima (Guest) on July 4, 2022
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. ๐๐ผ
Maida (Guest) on July 2, 2022
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I donโt know Y. ๐ ๐ค
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on June 25, 2022
I have a degree in sarcasm. ๐๐
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on June 24, 2022
Donโt give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! ๐ด๐ค
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on June 19, 2022
I donโt know how to act my age because Iโve never been this age before. ๐ค๐
Robert Okello (Guest) on June 19, 2022
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! ๐โ๏ธ
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on June 15, 2022
Why donโt melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! ๐๐
Athumani (Guest) on June 8, 2022
Iโm on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. ๐๐
Jamal (Guest) on May 29, 2022
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! ๐ธ๐ก
Wande (Guest) on May 25, 2022
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. ๐๐
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on May 19, 2022
Why donโt crabs give to charity? Because theyโre shellfish! ๐ฆ๐ฐ
Abubakar (Guest) on May 13, 2022
Running is great. Unless you faint. ๐โโ๏ธ๐ฅต
Kevin Maina (Guest) on May 2, 2022
Iโm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. ๐ง ๐คฏ
Raha (Guest) on April 30, 2022
Thanks Ackyshine
Jackson Makori (Guest) on April 30, 2022
Iโve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. ๐๐ค
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on April 24, 2022
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. ๐ก๐
Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on April 20, 2022
Calories donโt count if you eat with friends. ๐ฐ๐ฏโโ๏ธ
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on April 14, 2022
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! ๐๐จ
Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on April 6, 2022
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. ๐๏ธ๐
Linda Karimi (Guest) on March 31, 2022
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. ๐ฅถ๐ฐ
Jafari (Guest) on March 25, 2022
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. ๐ด
Yahya (Guest) on March 6, 2022
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. ๐ชโ
Khadija (Guest) on February 21, 2022
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! ๐๐
Joy Wacera (Guest) on February 18, 2022
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. ๐๐ด
Bahati (Guest) on February 14, 2022
If weโre not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? ๐ง๐
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on February 8, 2022
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. ๐ด๐ค
Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on February 3, 2022
I hate when Iโm singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. ๐ค๐คทโโ๏ธ
Brian Karanja (Guest) on January 22, 2022
Wow, this joke is a total winner! ๐
Farida (Guest) on January 19, 2022
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! ๐๐ณ
Sekela (Guest) on January 18, 2022
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldnโt handle the power struggle! ๐ฑ๐
Mwinyi (Guest) on January 13, 2022
Iโm not late. Iโm just very early for tomorrow. โฐ๐
Moses Mwita (Guest) on January 5, 2022
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what Iโm doing. ๐โโ๏ธ๐ด
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on January 1, 2022
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! ๐๐ฐ
James Kawawa (Guest) on December 7, 2021
Donโt you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. ๐ค
Kazija (Guest) on December 3, 2021
If you think nobody cares if youโre alive, try missing a couple of car payments. ๐๐ต
Juma (Guest) on November 28, 2021
I canโt adult today. Please donโt make me adult. ๐๐ฌ
Mariam (Guest) on November 27, 2021
๐ I needed that!
Nancy Komba (Guest) on November 14, 2021
Sometimes I drink waterโjust to surprise my liver. ๐ฅค๐
Mwanakhamis (Guest) on November 10, 2021
I donโt need a mood ring; I have a face. ๐๐ฌ