Name her Patty! 🍔
Explanation:
The hamburger named her daughter Patty, because Patty is a common term used to refer to the beef patty that goes inside a hamburger. It's a play on words that brings a smile to your face, imagining a hamburger giving birth to a little patty. 🍔😄
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James Kimani (Guest) on September 30, 2022
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️
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Ann Wambui (Guest) on September 17, 2022
😄 You got me good!
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It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on September 5, 2022
What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴☠️🦵
Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on September 2, 2022
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴☠️🎶
Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on September 2, 2022
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on August 28, 2022
😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!
Mwanais (Guest) on August 26, 2022
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜
Jaffar (Guest) on August 24, 2022
😂 I need to save this one forever!
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on August 11, 2022
🤣 Pure genius!
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Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
Aziza (Guest) on July 17, 2022
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪
Jane Muthui (Guest) on July 14, 2022
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️
Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on July 13, 2022
I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯
Mwachumu (Guest) on July 2, 2022
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on June 24, 2022
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓
Martin Otieno (Guest) on June 23, 2022
🤣 This joke just made my whole day!
Moses Mwita (Guest) on June 23, 2022
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕
Mchuma (Guest) on June 21, 2022
I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸♂️🦇
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on June 17, 2022
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on June 10, 2022
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Mwalimu (Guest) on June 5, 2022
😃 Instant mood boost!
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What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻
Sarah Karani (Guest) on June 1, 2022
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Stephen Mushi (Guest) on May 20, 2022
Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸
Anna Mchome (Guest) on May 9, 2022
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴
Alex Nakitare (Guest) on April 28, 2022
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌
Grace Minja (Guest) on April 23, 2022
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔
Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on April 23, 2022
This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆
Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on April 23, 2022
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔
Tambwe (Guest) on April 23, 2022
I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on April 13, 2022
If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩👧🤷♂️
Jabir (Guest) on April 10, 2022
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅
Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on April 7, 2022
😂 Can’t wait to share this!
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on April 4, 2022
What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚
Zainab (Guest) on April 3, 2022
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾
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If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯
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I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶♂️
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Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆
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This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃
George Ndungu (Guest) on February 28, 2022
😃 Mood instantly lifted!
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on February 26, 2022
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣
Lucy Mushi (Guest) on February 22, 2022
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️
Khadija (Guest) on February 12, 2022
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️
Jamal (Guest) on February 9, 2022
Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂
Maimuna (Guest) on February 5, 2022
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆
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🤣 Didn’t see it coming!
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I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄
Farida (Guest) on January 9, 2022
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Zulekha (Guest) on January 4, 2022
Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰
Jamal (Guest) on January 1, 2022
😁 Added to my favorites!
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My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠
Nassar (Guest) on December 26, 2021
I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆
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I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳