What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
πΉ A heartfelt embrace and a bouquet of lovely carrots! π₯π₯
Explanation:
The farmer gave his wife a bouquet of carrots instead of flowers because, well, he's a farmer! It's a playful and humorous twist on the traditional Valentine's Day gift. Plus, who wouldn't appreciate a bunch of fresh and crunchy carrots? π₯π
Selemani (Guest) on July 27, 2022
π I needed that laugh!
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I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I donβt know Y. π π€
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I put my phone in airplane mode, but itβs not flying! βοΈπ±
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Dear sleep, Iβm sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! π΄π
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How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! π»πΊ
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Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, itβs a beautiful day. βοΈπ
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What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! π¦π₯
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Iβm on a 30-day diet. So far, Iβve lost 15 days. ποΈπ
Salum (Guest) on April 30, 2022
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Chris Okello (Guest) on April 20, 2022
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Whereβs popcorn? π½πΏ
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Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldnβt handle the power struggle! π±π
Raha (Guest) on April 19, 2022
Why donβt you write with a broken pencil? Because itβs pointless! βοΈπ
Halimah (Guest) on April 4, 2022
My life feels like a test I didnβt study for. ππ€―
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on March 30, 2022
Wow, this joke is a total winner! π
Kahina (Guest) on March 23, 2022
Why donβt koalas count as bears? They donβt have the koalifications! π¨π
Amina (Guest) on March 6, 2022
If weβre not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? π₯ͺπ‘
Nahida (Guest) on March 4, 2022
Absolutely hilarious! Canβt get enough! π
George Wanjala (Guest) on February 18, 2022
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. π¦πΈ
Grace Wairimu (Guest) on February 5, 2022
When I said Iβd do it later, I didnβt mean tomorrow. I meant next year. π π
Kahina (Guest) on January 20, 2022
Whatβs a vampireβs favorite fruit? A blood orange! π§ββοΈπ
Monica Lissu (Guest) on January 20, 2022
Iβm not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. ππ©βπΌ
Jane Muthui (Guest) on January 17, 2022
Why donβt skeletons fight each other? They donβt have the guts! π¦΄π
Irene Akoth (Guest) on January 15, 2022
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! β±οΈπ
Hamida (Guest) on January 8, 2022
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. π¦π΄
Jaffar (Guest) on January 8, 2022
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! πβοΈ
Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on January 6, 2022
π I canβt stop laughing!
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on January 6, 2022
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! ππ₯
Rahim (Guest) on December 30, 2021
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. β°πΌ
Mary Mrope (Guest) on December 7, 2021
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. π§ββοΈπ€·ββοΈ
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on November 17, 2021
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. ππ
Mwanaisha (Guest) on November 3, 2021
π€£ This oneβs fire!
Sarah Karani (Guest) on October 31, 2021
Why donβt skeletons play music in church? Because they donβt have organs! βͺπΆ
John Kamande (Guest) on October 19, 2021
Iβm still cracking up, that was brilliant! π€£
Fatuma (Guest) on October 18, 2021
Iβm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. π΄π
Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on October 16, 2021
Monday should be optional. π΄β³
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on October 15, 2021
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! ππ
Mustafa (Guest) on October 1, 2021
Why donβt elephants use computers? Theyβre afraid of the mouse! ππ±οΈ
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Whatβs a cowβs favorite place to go? The moo-vies! ππ₯
Irene Akoth (Guest) on August 27, 2021
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. π‘π΄
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on August 26, 2021
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! β½π§
Grace Mligo (Guest) on August 25, 2021
π I havenβt laughed this hard in a while!
Fikiri (Guest) on August 24, 2021
π You got me!
Jamal (Guest) on August 20, 2021
Hilarious! This oneβs going into my favorites! π
Sofia (Guest) on August 18, 2021
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! ππ₯
Chris Okello (Guest) on August 11, 2021
π€£ This joke just made my whole day!
Shani (Guest) on August 4, 2021
Iβm not lazy, Iβm on energy-saving mode. π€π
Sekela (Guest) on July 29, 2021
I like long walks, especially when theyβre taken by people who annoy me. πΆββοΈπ
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on July 27, 2021
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? πΊπ
Joyce Mussa (Guest) on July 3, 2021
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! π¨ββοΈπ
Zubeida (Guest) on June 21, 2021
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Miriam Mchome (Guest) on June 17, 2021
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. ππ
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on June 12, 2021
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. πβοΈ
Victor Malima (Guest) on June 9, 2021
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Violet Mumo (Guest) on June 4, 2021
π Best laugh of the day!
Majid (Guest) on May 31, 2021
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. β³πββοΈ