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What did one eye say to the other?

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Short Answer: "Between you and me, something smells fishy! ๐Ÿ "


Explanation: The joke here is that eyes don't have a sense of smell, but using the phrase "something smells fishy" adds a humorous twist. The emoji of a fish ๐Ÿ  further emphasizes the play on words and adds a visual element to the joke. Overall, it's a lighthearted and creative way to respond to the question.

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Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on January 4, 2023

Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! ๐Ÿ–ฅ๏ธ๐Ÿค’

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on December 30, 2022

Iโ€™m reading a book on anti-gravity. Itโ€™s impossible to put down! ๐Ÿ“–๐Ÿ˜†

Makame (Guest) on December 21, 2022

Why are spiders great at websites? Because theyโ€™re always catching bugs! ๐Ÿ•ท๏ธ๐Ÿ’ป

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on December 21, 2022

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Youโ€™re too young to smoke! ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿšญ

David Nyerere (Guest) on December 21, 2022

Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! โฐ๐Ÿ’”

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on December 10, 2022

๐Ÿ˜† This one really got me!

Azima (Guest) on December 9, 2022

Hilarious! This oneโ€™s going into my favorites! ๐Ÿ˜„

Sharifa (Guest) on December 8, 2022

My life feels like a test I didnโ€™t study for. ๐Ÿ“๐Ÿคฏ

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on December 1, 2022

Why donโ€™t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because theyโ€™re so good at it! ๐Ÿ˜๐ŸŒณ

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on November 28, 2022

This is pure comedy gold! ๐Ÿ˜„

Shamsa (Guest) on November 10, 2022

๐Ÿ˜ƒ Mood instantly lifted!

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on November 2, 2022

Whatโ€™s a pirateโ€™s favorite letter? You think itโ€™s R, but it be the C! ๐Ÿดโ€โ˜ ๏ธ๐ŸŒŠ

Rahim (Guest) on October 31, 2022

Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ๐Ÿšจ

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on October 28, 2022

Iโ€™m not weird; Iโ€™m limited edition. ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿฆ„

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on October 24, 2022

I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why Iโ€™m gaining weight. ๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ˜…

Nasra (Guest) on October 23, 2022

What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! ๐Ÿฅ•๐Ÿ˜ก

Jabir (Guest) on October 5, 2022

What do you call a can opener that doesnโ€™t work? A canโ€™t opener! ๐Ÿฅซ๐Ÿšซ

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on October 1, 2022

How do you organize a space party? You planet! ๐ŸŒŒ๐Ÿช

Jamal (Guest) on September 29, 2022

Iโ€™m on a 30-day diet. So far, Iโ€™ve lost 15 days. ๐Ÿ—“๏ธ๐Ÿ”

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on September 27, 2022

What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! โฑ๏ธ๐Ÿ™Œ

John Lissu (Guest) on September 26, 2022

๐Ÿ˜ƒ Instant mood boost!

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on September 19, 2022

If weโ€™re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? ๐Ÿฅช๐Ÿ’ก

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on September 11, 2022

Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! ๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿ›‹๏ธ

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on September 10, 2022

Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! โ›ณโœ๏ธ

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on September 10, 2022

๐Ÿคฃ This joke just made my whole day!

Mwachumu (Guest) on September 8, 2022

Thanks Ackyshine

Charles Wafula (Guest) on September 3, 2022

๐Ÿ˜ This is gold!

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on August 30, 2022

My alone time is for everyoneโ€™s safety. ๐Ÿšท๐Ÿ˜…

John Mushi (Guest) on August 18, 2022

Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they donโ€™t have chairs! ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿฅš

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on August 12, 2022

If Monday had a face, Iโ€™d punch it. ๐ŸฅŠ๐Ÿ“†

Sarah Karani (Guest) on August 2, 2022

I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. ๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ˜…

Kevin Maina (Guest) on July 29, 2022

๐Ÿ˜† That punchline was epic!

Janet Sumari (Guest) on July 27, 2022

Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! ๐Ÿงฆโ›ณ

Charles Wafula (Guest) on July 18, 2022

Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿฅ

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on July 6, 2022

I donโ€™t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚

Mariam (Guest) on June 24, 2022

Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿซ

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on June 19, 2022

Iโ€™m still laughing, that was too good! ๐Ÿคฃ

Maulid (Guest) on June 16, 2022

Iโ€™m still cracking up, that was brilliant! ๐Ÿคฃ

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on June 14, 2022

Iโ€™m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ’ฌ

Henry Mollel (Guest) on May 29, 2022

Classic! Iโ€™m still laughing! ๐Ÿ˜„

Saidi (Guest) on May 25, 2022

Why donโ€™t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! ๐Ÿฆˆ๐Ÿคก

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on May 18, 2022

I canโ€™t adult today. Please donโ€™t make me adult. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿงธ

Majid (Guest) on May 6, 2022

๐Ÿ˜… Needed this laugh, thanks!

Zubeida (Guest) on April 13, 2022

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. ๐Ÿ˜ฒ๐Ÿ‘€

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on April 5, 2022

Why couldnโ€™t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! ๐Ÿšฒ๐Ÿ˜…

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on March 19, 2022

In my defense, I was left unsupervised. ๐Ÿ™†โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚

Ali (Guest) on March 13, 2022

๐Ÿ˜… I needed that laugh!

Linda Karimi (Guest) on March 7, 2022

If weโ€™re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? ๐Ÿง€๐ŸŒ™

Moses Mwita (Guest) on March 3, 2022

Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! ๐Ÿ“ฑ๐Ÿ‘“

Mwajabu (Guest) on March 2, 2022

If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿ™‹โ€โ™€๏ธ

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on March 1, 2022

I hate when Iโ€™m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. ๐ŸŽค๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ

George Tenga (Guest) on February 21, 2022

Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. ๐Ÿ’‡โ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ˜†

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on February 19, 2022

How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! ๐Ÿฅ’๐Ÿฅ’

Paul Kamau (Guest) on February 18, 2022

I thought growing old would take longer. ๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ‘ต

Francis Njeru (Guest) on February 15, 2022

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. ๐Ÿ’‘๐Ÿคฃ

Paul Kamau (Guest) on February 12, 2022

You know youโ€™re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. ๐ŸŽ‚๐Ÿ”ฅ

Jaffar (Guest) on February 4, 2022

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! ๐Ÿชฐ๐Ÿšถโ€โ™‚๏ธ

Rahim (Guest) on January 31, 2022

How do trees access the internet? They log in! ๐ŸŒฒ๐Ÿ’ป

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on January 18, 2022

Why donโ€™t koalas count as bears? They donโ€™t have the koalifications! ๐Ÿจ๐ŸŽ“

Safiya (Guest) on January 5, 2022

I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. ๐Ÿค•๐Ÿ 

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