Short Answer: Because it wanted to catch the bookworm burglars! ๐๐๐ฎโโ๏ธ
Explanation: The book decided to join the police force because it had heard that there were mischievous bookworm burglars on the loose! It couldn't bear the thought of its fellow books being devoured by these notorious worms, so it bravely took up the badge and vowed to protect its literary companions. With a sense of duty and a dash of humor, this book-turned-officer set out on a mission to catch those wily bookworms and bring them to justice. ๐๐ช๐
Michael Mboya (Guest) on August 27, 2023
I run like the winded. ๐โโ๏ธ๐จ
Nassar (Guest) on August 16, 2023
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. ๐๐ฌ
Mary Mrope (Guest) on August 10, 2023
๐ This made my day!
Nashon (Guest) on August 5, 2023
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. ๐๐ง
John Lissu (Guest) on July 30, 2023
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! ๐๐
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on July 28, 2023
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, youโre innocent.' ๐ฌ๐
Christopher Oloo (Guest) on July 9, 2023
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! ๐๐ค
Mwalimu (Guest) on June 24, 2023
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. ๐ป๐ฃ๏ธ
Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on June 16, 2023
I like long walks, especially when theyโre taken by people who annoy me. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐
Rabia (Guest) on June 14, 2023
How do you organize a space party? You planet! ๐๐ช
Mwanajuma (Guest) on June 6, 2023
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! ๐ฅ๐ก
Irene Akoth (Guest) on May 12, 2023
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know Iโm not dead. ๐๏ธ๐
Sarah Karani (Guest) on May 4, 2023
Why donโt lobsters ever share? Theyโre too shellfish! ๐ฆ๐ โโ๏ธ
Aziza (Guest) on April 23, 2023
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! ๐ฅท๐
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on April 12, 2023
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! ๐ธ๐น
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on April 11, 2023
Iโd give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. ๐๐ค
Ndoto (Guest) on April 1, 2023
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! ๐ดโโ๏ธ๐ด
Michael Mboya (Guest) on March 30, 2023
Why donโt bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! ๐๐ฏโโ๏ธ
Kijakazi (Guest) on March 14, 2023
I used to think I was indecisive, but now Iโm not so sure. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
Fatuma (Guest) on March 11, 2023
๐คฃ Iโm literally dying of laughter!
Kheri (Guest) on March 11, 2023
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. ๐๐
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on February 26, 2023
Iโve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐ถ
Charles Mboje (Guest) on February 24, 2023
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! ๐๐ท
Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on February 22, 2023
I would lose weight, but I donโt like losing. ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐
Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on February 21, 2023
๐คฃ This joke is just too good!
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on February 17, 2023
๐ Rolling on the floor!
Bakari (Guest) on February 14, 2023
Whatโs a snowmanโs favorite snack? Ice Krispies! โ๐
Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on February 13, 2023
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldnโt see himself doing it! ๐ป๐ซ
Husna (Guest) on February 10, 2023
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. ๐ธ๐ญ
Jane Muthoni (Guest) on February 7, 2023
Whatโs a frogโs favorite candy? Lollihops! ๐ธ๐ญ
Yusra (Guest) on February 6, 2023
Why donโt we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! ๐ฝ๐
Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on February 2, 2023
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! โ๐
Maneno (Guest) on January 28, 2023
๐ Iโm still laughing!
Amir (Guest) on January 17, 2023
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! ๐ฑ๐ฑ๏ธ
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on January 9, 2023
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! ๐ณ๐ฆท
Francis Njeru (Guest) on January 5, 2023
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. ๐ง๐คฒ
Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on January 4, 2023
I donโt go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. ๐คฏ๐
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on January 3, 2023
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. ๐๐ฅ
Zuhura (Guest) on January 1, 2023
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! ๐ค๐
Nashon (Guest) on December 24, 2022
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! โฝ๐ง
Omari (Guest) on December 13, 2022
Why donโt we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? ๐ฑ๐ฐ
Halimah (Guest) on December 2, 2022
Why couldnโt the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! ๐ฒ๐
Bakari (Guest) on November 28, 2022
Iโm not shy. Iโm holding back my awesomeness so I donโt intimidate you. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐
Henry Mollel (Guest) on November 27, 2022
If at first, you donโt succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. ๐ฉโ๐ง๐คทโโ๏ธ
Ann Awino (Guest) on November 26, 2022
Why donโt some fish play piano? Because you canโt tuna fish! ๐๐น
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on November 18, 2022
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! ๐๐ณ
Jane Malecela (Guest) on November 13, 2022
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? โ๏ธ๐งต
Francis Mrope (Guest) on November 5, 2022
Whatโs a pirateโs favorite exercise? The plank! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ฆต
Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on November 3, 2022
๐ Iโm completely obsessed with this!
Masika (Guest) on October 29, 2022
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. ๐๐ฆท
Mwanais (Guest) on October 23, 2022
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. ๐๐
Ibrahim (Guest) on October 20, 2022
My hobbies include eating and complaining that Iโm gaining weight. ๐๐
Mariam (Guest) on October 19, 2022
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. โฐ๐ผ
Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on October 17, 2022
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! ๐คฃ
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on October 16, 2022
Itโs not that Iโm lazy, Iโm just highly motivated to do nothing. ๐๏ธ๐
Joyce Mussa (Guest) on October 7, 2022
When nothing goes right, go left. โฌ ๏ธ๐งญ
Nassar (Guest) on October 7, 2022
๐ This is an absolute gem of a joke!
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on October 7, 2022
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. โค๏ธ๐
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on October 6, 2022
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. ๐๐
Shamsa (Guest) on October 6, 2022
๐ You got me good!