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Why canโ€™t skeletons play music?

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Short Answer: Because they have no organs to rock out with! ๐ŸŽต๐Ÿ˜‚


Explanation: Skeletons are made up of bones and do not have any internal organs like a heart or lungs that are needed to produce sound. Without these organs, they are unable to play musical instruments or sing. Hence, they are the ultimate silent band members! ๐ŸŽธ๐Ÿฅ๐ŸŽค

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Mwagonda (Guest) on August 30, 2023

๐Ÿ˜ƒ Instant mood boost!

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on August 26, 2023

๐Ÿ˜† Still cracking up!

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on August 20, 2023

What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿš—

Omari (Guest) on August 11, 2023

๐Ÿ˜„ This is pure brilliance!

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on August 5, 2023

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ˜†

Alice Jebet (Guest) on August 3, 2023

Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! ๐ŸŸโš–๏ธ

Farida (Guest) on July 31, 2023

A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. ๐Ÿง๐Ÿคฒ

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on July 31, 2023

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. ๐Ÿคข๐Ÿค”

Mwanajuma (Guest) on July 28, 2023

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. ๐Ÿ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜…

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on July 23, 2023

If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. ๐Ÿ˜‡๐Ÿ“

Nashon (Guest) on July 21, 2023

Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? ๐Ÿฆธโ€โ™€๏ธโค๏ธ

Kevin Maina (Guest) on July 19, 2023

๐Ÿ˜‚ Can't stop laughing!

Janet Sumari (Guest) on July 11, 2023

Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! ๐Ÿคฃ

Grace Mushi (Guest) on July 11, 2023

What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! ๐ŸŒป๐Ÿ‘‹

Shamim (Guest) on July 8, 2023

Iโ€™ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? ๐Ÿ‹๏ธโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ‘ถ

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on June 25, 2023

Life is too short to wear boring socks. ๐Ÿงฆ๐ŸŽ‰

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on June 24, 2023

I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. ๐Ÿค•๐Ÿ 

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on June 20, 2023

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. ๐Ÿ•’โœˆ๏ธ

Sofia (Guest) on June 18, 2023

Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘ฅ

Susan Wangari (Guest) on June 17, 2023

๐Ÿ˜ This is gold!

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on June 9, 2023

Why couldnโ€™t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ‘€

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on June 9, 2023

If Monday had a face, Iโ€™d punch it. ๐ŸฅŠ๐Ÿ“…

Mchuma (Guest) on June 4, 2023

What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿš—

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on May 30, 2023

I havenโ€™t lost my mind. Itโ€™s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. ๐Ÿ’พ๐Ÿคฏ

Anna Sumari (Guest) on May 27, 2023

I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ˜‚

Zuhura (Guest) on May 2, 2023

I canโ€™t wait to tell this joke at my next party! ๐ŸŽ‰

Ramadhan (Guest) on May 1, 2023

๐Ÿ˜„ What a joke!

Neema (Guest) on April 29, 2023

What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! โฑ๏ธ๐Ÿ™Œ

Mwanajuma (Guest) on April 9, 2023

Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. ๐Ÿ˜ด

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on April 7, 2023

Why donโ€™t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! ๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿ’

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on April 6, 2023

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! ๐Ÿ‡๐Ÿท

Asha (Guest) on March 30, 2023

Why donโ€™t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! ๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ‘ฏโ€โ™‚๏ธ

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on March 16, 2023

๐Ÿ˜ Best laugh of the day!

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on March 11, 2023

I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. ๐Ÿ˜ด๐Ÿ›๏ธ

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on March 9, 2023

This joke was on point! Love it! ๐ŸŽฏ

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on February 26, 2023

Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? โฒ๏ธ๐Ÿฝ๏ธ

Salum (Guest) on February 23, 2023

I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. โ˜•๐Ÿƒโ€โ™‚๏ธ

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on February 18, 2023

What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! ๐Ÿ‘จโ€โš–๏ธ๐Ÿ‘”

Mwachumu (Guest) on February 17, 2023

Why donโ€™t skeletons fight each other? They donโ€™t have the guts! ๐Ÿฆด๐Ÿ˜‚

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on February 3, 2023

I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. ๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ’ช

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on February 1, 2023

I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. ๐Ÿงโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ”ต

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on January 24, 2023

This joke is going straight to my favorites! ๐Ÿ˜‚

Daudi (Guest) on January 21, 2023

If my jeans could talk, theyโ€™d say, 'Stop eating!' ๐Ÿ‘–๐Ÿ•

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on December 24, 2022

How do you throw a space party? You planet! ๐Ÿช๐ŸŽ‰

Anna Sumari (Guest) on December 15, 2022

I canโ€™t adult today. Please donโ€™t make me adult. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿงธ

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on December 15, 2022

How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! ๐Ÿฅ•๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿ‘“

David Kawawa (Guest) on December 14, 2022

I love you more than coffee, but please donโ€™t make me prove it. โ˜•โค๏ธ

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on December 9, 2022

๐Ÿ˜ Definitely my new go-to joke!

Nyota (Guest) on November 22, 2022

My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. ๐Ÿฆฉ๐Ÿ˜‚

Kevin Maina (Guest) on November 16, 2022

Haha, this joke is a keeper! ๐Ÿ“Œ

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on November 16, 2022

Whatโ€™s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! ๐Ÿฅ•๐Ÿฆœ

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on November 5, 2022

Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! ๐Ÿ›๐Ÿคฃ

Husna (Guest) on November 5, 2022

What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! ๐Ÿฑโ›ฐ๏ธ

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on October 29, 2022

Iโ€™m not saying Iโ€™m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? ๐Ÿฆธโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿคซ

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on October 26, 2022

What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! ๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ“ž

George Wanjala (Guest) on October 15, 2022

I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. ๐Ÿ’ต๐Ÿšถโ€โ™‚๏ธ

Bahati (Guest) on September 24, 2022

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. โฐ๐Ÿ’ผ

Azima (Guest) on September 20, 2022

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! ๐Ÿชฐ๐Ÿšถโ€โ™‚๏ธ

Makame (Guest) on September 9, 2022

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you canโ€™t laugh at yourself, call meโ€”Iโ€™ll laugh at you. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ“ž

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on August 27, 2022

๐Ÿคฃ Brilliant joke!

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