Short Answer: Because they have no organs to rock out with! ๐ต๐
Explanation: Skeletons are made up of bones and do not have any internal organs like a heart or lungs that are needed to produce sound. Without these organs, they are unable to play musical instruments or sing. Hence, they are the ultimate silent band members! ๐ธ๐ฅ๐ค
Mwagonda (Guest) on August 30, 2023
๐ Instant mood boost!
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on August 26, 2023
๐ Still cracking up!
Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on August 20, 2023
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! ๐๐
Omari (Guest) on August 11, 2023
๐ This is pure brilliance!
Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on August 5, 2023
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. ๐๐
Alice Jebet (Guest) on August 3, 2023
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! ๐โ๏ธ
Farida (Guest) on July 31, 2023
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. ๐ง๐คฒ
Samuel Omondi (Guest) on July 31, 2023
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. ๐คข๐ค
Mwanajuma (Guest) on July 28, 2023
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. ๐๏ธ๐
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on July 23, 2023
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. ๐๐
Nashon (Guest) on July 21, 2023
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? ๐ฆธโโ๏ธโค๏ธ
Kevin Maina (Guest) on July 19, 2023
๐ Can't stop laughing!
Janet Sumari (Guest) on July 11, 2023
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! ๐คฃ
Grace Mushi (Guest) on July 11, 2023
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! ๐ป๐
Shamim (Guest) on July 8, 2023
Iโve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐ถ
Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on June 25, 2023
Life is too short to wear boring socks. ๐งฆ๐
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on June 24, 2023
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. ๐ค๐
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on June 20, 2023
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. ๐โ๏ธ
Sofia (Guest) on June 18, 2023
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. ๐๐ฅ
Susan Wangari (Guest) on June 17, 2023
๐ This is gold!
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on June 9, 2023
Why couldnโt the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! ๐๐
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on June 9, 2023
If Monday had a face, Iโd punch it. ๐ฅ๐
Mchuma (Guest) on June 4, 2023
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! ๐ธ๐
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on May 30, 2023
I havenโt lost my mind. Itโs backed up on a hard drive somewhere. ๐พ๐คฏ
Anna Sumari (Guest) on May 27, 2023
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! ๐๐
Zuhura (Guest) on May 2, 2023
I canโt wait to tell this joke at my next party! ๐
Ramadhan (Guest) on May 1, 2023
๐ What a joke!
Neema (Guest) on April 29, 2023
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! โฑ๏ธ๐
Mwanajuma (Guest) on April 9, 2023
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. ๐ด
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on April 7, 2023
Why donโt melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! ๐๐
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on April 6, 2023
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! ๐๐ท
Asha (Guest) on March 30, 2023
Why donโt bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! ๐๐ฏโโ๏ธ
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on March 16, 2023
๐ Best laugh of the day!
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on March 11, 2023
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. ๐ด๐๏ธ
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on March 9, 2023
This joke was on point! Love it! ๐ฏ
Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on February 26, 2023
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? โฒ๏ธ๐ฝ๏ธ
Salum (Guest) on February 23, 2023
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. โ๐โโ๏ธ
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on February 18, 2023
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! ๐จโโ๏ธ๐
Mwachumu (Guest) on February 17, 2023
Why donโt skeletons fight each other? They donโt have the guts! ๐ฆด๐
Alex Nakitare (Guest) on February 3, 2023
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. ๐๐ช
Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on February 1, 2023
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ต
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on January 24, 2023
This joke is going straight to my favorites! ๐
Daudi (Guest) on January 21, 2023
If my jeans could talk, theyโd say, 'Stop eating!' ๐๐
Joyce Mussa (Guest) on December 24, 2022
How do you throw a space party? You planet! ๐ช๐
Anna Sumari (Guest) on December 15, 2022
I canโt adult today. Please donโt make me adult. ๐ฌ๐งธ
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on December 15, 2022
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! ๐ฅ๐ฐ๐
David Kawawa (Guest) on December 14, 2022
I love you more than coffee, but please donโt make me prove it. โโค๏ธ
Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on December 9, 2022
๐ Definitely my new go-to joke!
Nyota (Guest) on November 22, 2022
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. ๐ฆฉ๐
Kevin Maina (Guest) on November 16, 2022
Haha, this joke is a keeper! ๐
Mwanakhamis (Guest) on November 16, 2022
Whatโs orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! ๐ฅ๐ฆ
Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on November 5, 2022
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! ๐๐คฃ
Husna (Guest) on November 5, 2022
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! ๐ฑโฐ๏ธ
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on October 29, 2022
Iโm not saying Iโm Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐คซ
Grace Wairimu (Guest) on October 26, 2022
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! ๐๐
George Wanjala (Guest) on October 15, 2022
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. ๐ต๐ถโโ๏ธ
Bahati (Guest) on September 24, 2022
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. โฐ๐ผ
Azima (Guest) on September 20, 2022
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! ๐ชฐ๐ถโโ๏ธ
Makame (Guest) on September 9, 2022
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you canโt laugh at yourself, call meโIโll laugh at you. ๐๐
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on August 27, 2022
๐คฃ Brilliant joke!